Douluo: Master of the Simulator, They Were All Fooled
Chapter 1

Simulator Distribution System! First Target, Tang San!

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Heaven Dou City, Spirit Hall branch.

Lin Jiang stood in the center of the awakening array, his six-year-old frame standing straight, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Six years since he transmigrated!

He had been an orphan since he could remember, struggling and clawing his way to this day, all for this very moment!

Following the tropes, shouldn't he awaken a god-level martial soul?

Is Innate Full Soul Power too much to ask for?

Punching Tang San, kicking Yu Xiaogang, embracing beauties on both sides to reach the pinnacle of life—

"Martial Soul: Lizard."

The deacon removed his hand from Lin Jiang's shoulder and announced with a blank expression:

"Innate Soul Power level two. Not bad, cultivate diligently, and you might have a chance to become a Soul Elder in the future."

Lin Jiang: ???

That's it?

What happened to the god-level martial soul? What happened to the Innate Full Soul Power?

"Next."

The deacon was already calling the next person.

Lin Jiang walked out of the Spirit Hall branch in a daze.

People came and went on the streets of Heaven Dou City, and no one spared him a second glance.

But he hadn't given up yet.

Heaven Dou Royal Academy, one of the best Soul Master Academies on the continent, had sufficient hardware facilities; as long as he could get in and cultivate hard, there might still be a chance!

Half an hour later.

At the main gate of Heaven Dou Royal Academy.

"No background? No money?"

The old gatekeeper cracked sunflower seeds without even lifting his eyelids: "Then what are you talking about? Get lost."

Lin Jiang stood before the imposing gate, watching the students in gorgeous uniforms coming and going, then looked down at his own coarse cloth clothes.

Fine.

Lin Jiang plopped down on the side of the road and sighed.

It seemed there was no hope for Heaven Dou Royal Academy; did he really have to go to that Blue Tyrant Academy?

But Shrek was behind Blue Tyrant Academy, and he didn't want to go lick the boots of those disgusting people.

Six years since transmigrating, he awakened a trash martial soul and couldn't even afford to go to school.

What happened to being the protagonist? What happened to the transmigrator's benefits?

He looked up at the gray sky of Heaven Dou City, wondering if he should just find a block of tofu to smash his head against and restart.

Just then!

[Ding~ Conditions met, congratulations to the host for binding to the Simulator Distribution System!]

Lin Jiang shuddered all over!

System-bro!!!???

You finally arrived!!!

He almost shouted it out on the spot but forced it back, looked left and right to ensure no one was paying attention, then immediately sat down against the wall to study the system.

A pale blue light screen appeared before his eyes.

[Simulator Distribution System] [Function: Can distribute simulators to others and freely write the content of their simulated lives] [Obtain one distribution attempt per year, novice reward attempts: 2] [Current Subversion Points: 0] [Subversion Point Acquisition: Points can be earned when the distribution target watches their simulated life and generates subversion value] [Point Usage: Exchange for distribution attempts, system items] [Core Mechanism: The distribution target receives random rewards, and the host receives a hundredfold return!]

Lin Jiang stared at the light screen, his eyes growing brighter and brighter.

A hundredfold return!

Then why the hell would he cultivate? Wouldn't just distributing simulators be enough?

[Note: The higher the luck value of the distribution target, the better the simulation rewards, and the higher the hundredfold return yield.]

Luck Value?

Lin Jiang's mind instantly flashed through the list of characters from the original work.

Tang San, the protagonist of the original work, whose Luck Value was maxed out.

Qian Renxue, inheritor of the Angel God, whose Luck Value was off the charts.

Bibi Dong, who achieved the status of Rakshasa God with Twin Martial Souls, whose Luck Value was also not low.

The Shrek Seven Devils, Hu Liena, Yu Xiaogang...

One name after another drifted through his mind.

But the one ranked first, without a doubt, was—

Lin Jiang curled his lips into a grin.

"Little brat, you're the one."

Just as he prepared to study how to distribute it, a question suddenly occurred to him.

Where was Tang San right now? Holy Soul Village? Notting Academy?

As a six-year-old child, was he supposed to walk to Holy Soul Village on foot? What if he got snatched away by a Soul Beast on the way?

Lin Jiang stared at the light screen and tentatively spoke up: "System, does this distribution... have a range limit?"

[Distribution is not limited by distance; it can be targeted directly into the target's consciousness.]

"Good fellow!"

Lin Jiang slapped his thigh.

Then what was he waiting for?

"Lock onto the target—Tang San! Do it now, send it!"

Hmm.

What should he write for the first life simulation?

Lin Jiang rubbed his chin and chuckled out loud.

Notting City, Soul Hunting Forest.

Amidst the dense woods, the corpse of a Mandala Snake lay on the ground, and a yellow Soul Ring slowly rose above it.

Tang San sat cross-legged, a light sheen of sweat appearing on his forehead.

Although he had won the battle just now, it had been incredibly perilous.

Grandmaster stood to the side, a rare look of gratification appearing in his eyes: "Little San, well done. Start absorbing the Soul Ring now."

"Yes, Teacher."

Tang San nodded and closed his eyes, preparing to circulate the Mysterious Heaven Skill

[Ding! Congratulations to the host, the Life Simulator has been bound! Use the simulator to obtain life simulation rewards!]

Tang San: ???

He snapped his eyes open and looked around.

The forest was still the same forest, Grandmaster was still the same Grandmaster, and the Mandala Snake's corpse was still steaming.

There was no one else.

[Current available simulations: 1]

[Does the host wish to initiate a simulation?]

Tang San was stunned for three seconds.

Having lived two lives and transmigrated to the Douluo Continent was already absurd enough, and now there was a simulator in his head?

What was going on?

Could it be... as a transmigrator, he truly was the Child of Luck chosen by the Heavens?

He took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the shock in his heart.

Grandmaster was right there; he couldn't show any flaws.

He closed his eyes, pretending to continue absorbing the Soul Ring.

Yet, in his heart, he was screaming frantically: Start simulation!

[Simulation begins]

[0 years old: You are born in Holy Soul Village.]

[As a genius of the Tang Sect who has lived two lives, you seize every moment to cultivate the techniques of your previous life.]

[6 years old: You awaken your Martial Soul—Blue Silver Grass! And... Clear Sky Hammer! Twin Martial Souls!]

Tang San's heart trembled.

Even with two lifetimes of experience, I didn't know this? This simulator has some substance.

[Old Jack, the village head, takes you to Notting Academy to enroll.]

[Here, you meet a man—he broke through fifty years of age without even reaching level thirty! He is the legendary Grandmaster, Yu Xiaogang!]

[You decide to take him as your master!]

Tang San's mouth twitched slightly.

Broke through fifty years of age without reaching level thirty?

Although that sounded strange, it didn't seem wrong...

[Yu Xiaogang decides to take you to the Soul Hunting Forest to obtain your first soul ring.]

Reaching this point in the simulation, Tang San felt completely numb.

Isn't this exactly what is happening right now?

It was identical!

He couldn't help but continue reading.

[In a bamboo forest, you encounter a ten-year Lone Bamboo.]

[Grandmaster's eyes light up: "Tang San! This is a ten-year Lone Bamboo, it is perfect for you! Absorb it quickly!"]

Tang San: ???

He stood there, completely stunned.

A ten-year soul ring?

Grandmaster wants me to absorb a ten-year soul ring???

[You trust Grandmaster without hesitation and absorb the ten-year Lone Bamboo soul ring.]

[You obtain your first soul skill--Pole Vault!]

Tang San's mouth twitched.

What kind of ghost soul skill is this?

[Relying on this soul skill, you become invincible throughout Notting Academy!]

[After graduation, you join Shrek Academy and participate in the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament.]

[At this time, your soul ring configuration: first soul ring ten-year Lone Bamboo (Pole Vault), second soul ring ten-year Lone Bamboo (Double Pole Vault), third soul ring ten-year Lone Bamboo (Triple Pole Vault)...]

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