Dragon King's Legend: I Really Didn't Mean to Provoke Them

"What? I've transmigrated into Soul Land III-and I'm Xie Xie, the Space-Time Douluo?"

A modern young man wakes up in Xie Xie's body, starting with a bright future already laid out for him-and a canon wife thrown in for free.

Yep, he's that little punk who waves around two lousy daggers, insists they count as twin martial souls, then starts chasing after two Dragon Kings. Who even came up with that?

So what's there to hesitate about? Stick close to the protagonist, follow the plot, and coast straight to victory!

But who could have guessed that, after his transmigration, everyone around him would be acting stranger than the last-

Tang Wulin's eyes brim with loneliness. "Everyone around me keeps leaving. Xie Xie, will you leave me too?"

Xie Xie looks perfectly calm. "Nope. You might be a bit of a jinx, but I wear Nike. Your bad luck can't finish me off."

Gu Yue speaks in a low voice. "If one day I have to stand against the entire continent..."

Xie Xie thumps his chest. "Who are we fighting? I'm with you! I'll go invite those old geezers at the Spirit Pagoda to drop dead right now!"

The cool, mature beauty Wu Changkong is consumed by guilt. "I caused my dearest friend's death and disgraced my teachers. Someone like me..."

Xie Xie immediately clings to her. "Teacher Wu is the best! I love Teacher Wu most of all!"

And situations like these just keep coming.

Many years later-

With a terrifying string of titles to his name-Space-Time God King, founder of the Human-Soul Beast Alliance, Deputy Master of the Spirit Pagoda, Deputy City Lord of Eternal Sky City, and more-a certain Mr. Xie cowers in a corner, trembling.

"Um... esteemed big shots, could you put away the fireballs, swords, golden dragon claws, and all that first?"

"I swear I never meant to get tangled up with any of you!"