Dragon King's Legend: I Really Didn't Mean to Provoke Them

"What? I transmigrated into Douluo Continent 3 and became the Time and Space Douluo, Xie Xie?" Waking up, a modern youth's soul transmigrates into Xie Xie, starting with a bright future and even a destined wife. That's right, the little guy who holds two small broken knives, insists he has twin martial souls, and then starts chasing after two dragon kings—who even invented that? So why hesitate? Stick close to the protagonist's thigh, follow the plot, and coast to victory! But who would have thought that after transmigrating, everyone around him would be more and more off—Tang Wulin, eyes full of loneliness: "Everyone around me has left one by one. Xie Xie, will you leave me too?" Xie Xie, calm and collected: "No, though you're a bit creepy, I wear Nike, so you can't kill me." Gu Yue, voice low: "If one day, I have to stand against the entire continent..." Xie Xie, patting his chest: "Who to fight? I'll go with you! I'll go invite that old geezer from the Spirit Pagoda to die right now!" Older sister Wu Changkong, full of self-blame: "I caused my close friend's death, failed my master. A person like me..." Xie Xie directly clings on: "Teacher Wu is the best! I like Teacher Wu the most!" Situations like this abound. Years later—Xie Xie, bearing a long list of terrifying titles like Time and Space God King, Founder of the Human Soul Alliance, Vice Tower Master of the Spirit Pagoda, Vice City Lord of Eternal Sky City, etc., shrinks in a corner trembling. "Um... could you all please put away the fireballs, swords, golden dragon claws, and such?" "I really didn't mean to provoke you all!"