Naruto: The Rise of the Evil Uchiha
Chapter 334

Hatake Kakarot

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Upon hearing Tsunade's words, the clan chief of the Heicha clan was also extremely surprised, and said with a bewildered expression, "Women of the Gu family... I've lived most of my life and never seen a Gu family like this before. It's truly unexpected."

Black Fang was also quite shocked, but too embarrassed to speak. He then looked at Qingcheng and said awkwardly, "Hokage is very fortunate to have such a family-oriented woman. He can enjoy a bowl of hot food every day. That's a wonderful thing."

Upon hearing this, Qingcheng shook his head and said awkwardly, "We boys must protect ourselves when we're out. We absolutely mustn't date women who are emotionally unstable, especially older women."

At this point, Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "I have never eaten a single bite of the food that Tsunade made, but I have fallen into every trap she set. To be honest, I have already lost more than 20 billion yen to her. If I hadn't been able to subdue her, she would have flowed into the Konoha market and harmed the villagers of Konoha. Only a kind-hearted person like me can accept a woman like this."

After the Hokage finished speaking, Black Fang, the members of the Kamisumi clan, and a large group of Konoha Ninja applauded wildly, shouting, "The Hokage- sama has worked so hard! Only someone as magnanimous as the Hokage could accept such a worthless woman!"

Kakashi shook his head upon hearing Qingcheng's words, then said awkwardly, "This world has become unfamiliar to me. Icha Icha Paradise is still the most fun. She will never get angry, and I love to tell the truth."

Looking at Kakashi's deadpan expression, Qingcheng shouted, "Distribute all this Royal Jelly! Let every Konoha Ninja participating in the battle taste the specialty of the Kamizuru Clan!"

Qingcheng emphasized again, "Kakashi, remember this: you must tell the ninjas of Konoha that I, Uchiha Qingcheng, am the Strongest Hokage in history, and the greatest Ninjutsu master in history. Please, all Konoha Ninjas, drink a cup of Royal Jelly to enhance your physique."

Upon hearing this, Kakashi nodded again, looking extremely embarrassed, and said, "Understood! The strongest Hokage in history, I will make the arrangements immediately."

Seeing Kakashi's reluctant expression, Qingcheng immediately said, "You're in charge of welcoming the Kamizuru Clan. I need to check on Tsunade's cooking. This is the first time she's offered to cook for me, so I should give her face. She's calling me home."

Kakashi looked at Qingcheng's blatant shirking of responsibility with a very embarrassed expression, and said with a sigh, "Everyone says I'm second only to the leader, but only I know the hardships I've endured. I'm always worried about the villagers of Konoha getting hurt, and I'm also afraid of being burdened with a false accusation."

Kakashi then sighed and said with a helpless expression, "This is something Danzo longed for but couldn't have. Why do I feel so exhausted? I haven't even had time to watch 'Icha Icha Paradise' lately!"

Just then, Hyuga Changchun ran over and said with a serious expression, "Hokage -sama! The members of the Police Force, the Kuroki Clan, and the Flying Thunder God Squad have returned. They are just five kilometers away on the border of the Land of Lightning. They also brought back 200,000 cattle and more than 100,000 sheep."

Upon hearing this, Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "It seems they've all reaped quite a harvest! They've even ridden the Ninja Ox. It looks like Shouhon Yihan and the others have really made it big!"

Qingcheng then looked at Kakashi, who was glaring at her with dead fish eyes, and said directly, "How about the female ninjas of the Charlotte Family? Let me tell you, the third chapter of 'Icha Icha Paradise' that you're reading was inspired by Jiraiya from there. They're all still quite attractive."

Kakashi quickly pulled out a copy of Icha Icha Paradise," typed in the third chapter, and looked at the cover: a young, beautiful, fair-skinned female ninja, and a pair of large landmines...

Kakashi said awkwardly, "Is this really okay? Won't we get criticized later? After all, we stole it from another ninja village. Won't it damage Konoha's reputation?"

Qingcheng shook his head and said seriously, "Just take them openly and honestly. Take off your mask and let those female ninjas see your face."

Qingcheng looked at Kakashi, who was still hesitating with a sly expression, and thought to himself, "This Kakashi has actually wanted to make a move for a long time, but he's too shy. If I were his age, my eldest would already be in the Ninja Academy."

Qingcheng is only almost eighteen this year. By the time he turns twenty-five, Uchiha Tomoki will indeed be in the Ninja Academy.

Qingcheng was also very satisfied with Uchiha Tomoki's physical talent, because he combined the bloodlines of the Uchiha Clan and Senju Clans, possessing only the Sage Body and the Sharingan.

Qingcheng also used his Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan to examine Little Tomoki's body. His entire body was brimming with vitality, a characteristic of Sage Body. Furthermore, the Sage Body of the Senju Clan differs somewhat from Sage Body of the Uzumaki Clan.

The Sage Body of the Uzumaki Clan is characterized by longevity, an immense amount of Chakra within their bodies, and the ability to seal Tailed Beasts using this body; their vitality is exceptionally strong.

The Senju Clan Sage Body, which grants them a greater amount of Chakra and a degree of self-healing ability, allowing them to automatically recover from injuries.

Just like in the Fourth Ninja World War, Naruto, even with half of the Nine-Tails' Chakra, only came close to the First Hokage's Chakra. This was stated by the Second Hokage.

As for the advantages of the Sage Body, Qingcheng couldn't really say. Each has its own strengths, but without the power-up from the Sage of Six Paths, Naruto might not even be able to Hashirama the Impure World Reincarnation Hashirama, let alone the living First Hokage.

The other ninjas Impure World Reincarnation gained unlimited Chakra and were immune to injury—an epic-level enhancement. The First Hokage, however, was Impure World Reincarnation, resulting in an epic-level weakening; he could only unleash about 70% of his former strength.

Otherwise, if the First Hokage used Sage Art: Wood Release: True Several Thousand Hands, or Wood Golem: Summit Enlightenment, with that one move, the Sage of Six Paths might not even need to provide any cheat codes in the Fourth World War. The Ten-Tails' size is similar to the Buddha's; if they started a hand-to-hand fight, the Ten-Tails might not even be able to defeat the Buddha.

Kakashi looked at the third chapter, "Icha Icha Paradise," as if he had made a difficult decision, and then said with a serious expression, "Hokage -sama! Can I really give it a try?"

Seeing that Kakashi had finally understood, Qingcheng nodded and said with a serious expression, "Hurry up! What if they fall for other Konoha Ninjas? You'll be crying in the bathroom before you know it!"

Qingcheng recalled the information Zhang Benyihan had sent and said with a serious expression, "That woman's name is Charlotte Reiko. This matter is Shouhon Yihan's responsibility. You can take her home without worry."

Qingcheng then spoke up, "I've already thought of a name for your son: Hatake Kakarot. What do you think?"

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