Naruto: The Rise of the Evil Uchiha
Chapter 335

Distributing Royal Jelly

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Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Kakashi swallowed awkwardly again and said, "But Hokage -sama! I feel this is inappropriate. I have studied the Three Ninja Prohibitions."

Seeing Kakashi's awkward expression, Qingcheng felt a mix of desire and fear, wanting to do it but also afraid of violating the Three Ninja Prohibitions.

Qingcheng shook his head again and said seriously, "Kakashi! If you're worried about violating the Three Ninja Prohibitions, I'll have Shouhon Yihan help you. He's a ninja who doesn't violate the Three Ninja Prohibitions and is a reckless guy. Just ask, and I'll definitely have him send it to you."

Kakashi shook his head and put the Icha Icha Paradise!" back into his pocket. He then put on a deadpan expression and said with great surprise, " Hokage- sama, I admire Reiko and I greatly admire Reiko figure. I'm really not that kind of person. As a ninja, one must abandon one's desires."

Kakashi nodded again, and said with a serious expression, "Compared to marrying her, I would much rather see Reiko's new works. That carefree smile is the kind of quality I admire most."

Qingcheng looked at Kakashi, who had a sullen expression, and nodded directly, thinking to himself, "Kakashi, if that's how you put it, then don't blame me for tearing off your veil of shame. A guy who reads erotic novels, you're talking to me about artistic conception? Are you embarrassed that others have seen Reiko's figure, but aren't you afraid that you won't be able to see Reiko's figure again in the future?"

Qingcheng laughed heartily, then said with a serious face, "I heard that Yamanaka Fu also likes Miss Reiko. He often secretly looks at 'Icha Icha Paradise' and fantasizes about Miss Reiko's photos. If you don't want her, I reckon Yamanaka Fu will definitely take her. You should just prepare to live a lonely life! Wait a little longer, maybe Rin Nohara will be eight years old this year."

Qingcheng chuckled again, a smile on his face, and said, "I bet Yamanaka Fu is grinning from ear to ear. His beloved Reiko has come to Konoha, and he can hold Reiko hand and walk down the aisle together. Maybe he'll be drooling Tenten from now on, unlike someone else! Who cares about his reputation?"

Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Kakashi fell into deep thought again, repeatedly thinking to himself, "What will I do if I never see Reiko again? She was the most popular member of 'Icha Icha Paradise'! I... I... I can't accept it!"

Men are most afraid of being provoked, and Kakashi is no exception. He immediately ripped off his mask and said with a serious face, "It's definitely time to try. I can't accept Icha Icha Paradise without Reiko- san."

The Konoha Ninja, watching Kakashi pull off his mask, exclaimed in shock, "Even the Assistant Hokage has succumbed? That's terrifying! What kind of magic do women possess that can make someone fall so recklessly?"

Black Fang stared at Kakashi, who had pulled off his mask, and exclaimed in shock, "That's the Mangekyō Sharingan, right? It's so cool! It was this Assistant Hokage that made Kakashi the Sharingan Copy Ninja Konoha, and he's known as Konoha's Number One Technician!"

Immediately, a medical ninja spoke up, shouting, "What do you mean, Konoha's number one technician? He's just Konoha's number one mediocre technician! Hatake Kakashi injured over Elite Jonin in just three minutes. Even the Jonin of Hidden Cloud Village don't have that kind of record!"

Qingcheng looked at the medical ninja and said seriously, "Shizuka, be careful what you say. Kakashi's teaching is fine, but he didn't use the right method."

Qingcheng immediately defended Kakashi's image, explaining that they would still need him to train Konoha's ninjas. "In such a large village, there are bound to be a few who aren't quite right in the head," he said, "And some Chunin don't fully understand the nature of Chakra transformations. We can just pass them all on to Kakashi."

Hearing Qingcheng defend him, Kakashi said gratefully, "Hokage -sama, it's all my fault. If only I had been more careful, I would have been more attentive in the future."

Upon hearing Qingcheng's words, Shizuka smiled and said, "Hokage- sama! You are the greatest Ninjutsu master in Konoha. Every Ninjutsu that comes from your hands becomes a super explosive, deadly Ninjutsu."

Looking at Shizuka's adoring expression, Qingcheng said seriously, "I'm currently busy, so I'll give you this jar of Royal Jelly. You can go back to your work now!"

Shizuka, clutching a jar of Royal Jelly, smiled and said, "Hokage -sama, I'll be waiting for you! Love you, mwah!" She then winked at Qingcheng before swaying her hips and leaving.

Kakashi, witnessing this explosive scene, said with difficulty, "Hokage -sama, you must control Lady Tsunade. Don't let her enter the market. The villagers of Konoha can't withstand this kind of wrath."

Soon, more and more medical ninjas came over, staring at the Royal Jelly laid out on the ground, and said excitedly, "Hokage -sama, we love you too!"

Hearing this, Qingcheng's heart skipped a beat. He then said to Kakashi, "Have someone distribute this Royal Jelly. I'm afraid my heart won't be able to handle any more explosive events. Look at those male ninjas, they're actually making faces and striking poses for a bottle of Royal Jelly. It's infuriating!"

The Konoha Ninjas, along with the female ninjas from the Medical Department, all rushed over when they heard the Hokage was going to deliver Royal Jelly. Seeing how Shizuka had obtained a bottle of Royal Jelly with just that one action, they all started imitating her.

Qingcheng then said with a serious expression, "If you continue like this, I will have the Police Force members restart the Konoha Beautification Plan, so you will know what the power of fines is."

The chaotic scene of demons and monsters dancing around instantly stopped. Only a group of obedient Konoha Ninjas and a utterly shocked female ninja looked at Qingcheng with panicked expressions, clamoring, "Sorry, Hokage -sama, we were just trying to liven things up!"

Looking at the Konoha Ninjas who kept apologizing, Qingcheng said with a serious expression, "Now that you have the Royal Jelly, go back to your posts. Don't show off here. When we get back to Konoha, I'll organize some ideological education for you. Konoha absolutely does not tolerate effeminate men. I want your bodies! Full of muscles!"

Soon, a rumbling sound echoed within the Konoha Camp, causing the ground to tremble as if a thousand horses were galloping.

Hundreds of thousands of cattle and sheep then ran from the border of the Land of Lightning to the Konoha Camp, led by Shouhon Yihan, along with a group of Police Force and a large group of Black City soldiers. All of them rode on the backs of cattle, galloping towards the Konoha Camp.

Shouhon Yihan shouted excitedly, "Hokage -sama, we're back! We snatched several big-breasted Cloud Shinobi for you, you'll definitely like them, hehehe!"

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