Douluo: Martial Soul Luo San Pao, Hextech Pick Three of Five
Chapter 280

Yu Xiaogang's White-Level Reward, Cracking Up

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Inside the barrier.

Yu Xiaogang held his breath for fifteen minutes before finally reaching his limit.

But having learned from his previous experience, he didn't dare to breathe deeply at all. Instead, he opened his mouth slightly and inhaled the air in small sips.

Then sift it out in small slits.

Even so, it still made him very uncomfortable.

Moreover, because of holding his breath for a long time, taking small breaths in and out cannot solve his oxygen deficiency problem at all.

His face had turned a deep purplish-red, and his lips were purple; he was clearly suffering from oxygen deprivation.

But he knew that if he started breathing heavily now, he definitely wouldn't last the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.

But twenty-five minutes passed.

Yu Xiaogang finally couldn't hold back any longer and took a deep breath, swallowing the entire cloud of yellowish-green gas.

He felt extremely disgusted and couldn't help but vomit, making a mess on the ground.

"Ugh ugh ugh-"

Yu Xiaogang felt extremely uncomfortable; that big bite he had just taken felt like he had eaten a pile of excrement.

Don't ask him if he's ever eaten shit.

During the vomiting episode, he swallowed air as he vomited, tears streaming down his face, and he couldn't help but rub his eyes with his fingers.

Because he was inside the Soul Skill for over twenty minutes, he was definitely thoroughly seasoned, including his fingers.

It would have been better if he hadn't touched it; once he did, his eyes felt like they were on fire.

Based on his previous experiences, he knew in his heart that he shouldn't do this, but his rational mind was right, yet he couldn't overcome his instinctive reaction.

Finally, Yu Xiaogang knelt on the ground, coughing as he looked down ahead, his vision blurring again.

Just then, he heard his father's voice outside.

"One minute left! Hold on!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaogang's heart hardened, and he growled at Luo Sanpao beside him, "Bite me!"

Then, he simply stretched out his left arm.

Yu Xiaogang wanted to stimulate his brain and stay awake through the pain of being bitten.

But Luo Sanpao was a bit dim-witted. Usually, when it was around Yu Xiaogang, it would just roll around and act cute. It didn't really want to hurt its master.

Therefore, Luo Sanpao did not choose to bite, nor could it do so.

Its current intelligence tells it that its owner is in pain.

So Luo Sanpao opened his mouth, and his tongue licked Yu Xiaogang's entire face, leaving his face covered in saliva.

Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt a jolt; he felt that he was no longer clean.

Isn't that tantamount to indirectly doing that?

He actually talked to a pig like that!

Luo Sanpao's behavior is actually quite in line with the normal behavior of canines.

They believe that licking wounds or other parts of their bodies with their tongues can relieve pain.

After all that commotion, the time it takes for an incense stick to burn finally passed.

Seeing that the incense stick on the ground had burned out, Yu Yuanzhen quickly removed the Soul Power barrier.

Immediately afterwards, with a wave of his right hand, the yellowish-green gas drifted away into the distance.

Seeing this, the Sea Dragon Douluo summoned a light rain to purify the surrounding air.

It also washed away Yu Xiaogang's smell; otherwise, no one would dare to approach him, as his farts had permeated the air.

Just then, a voice echoed in Yu Xiaogang's mind.

[Passed the White-Level One Trial, Reward: Martial Soul restored to normal]

Upon hearing this Yu Xiaogang:???

No, what do you mean by the reward being the restoration of your Martial Soul to normal? I want a level one increase in Soul Power!

Why do everyone else get an increase in Soul Power as a reward, while I get this?

As Yu Xiaogang was thinking this, before he could even speak, the white mark on his forehead transformed into a beam of light, enveloping him and Luo Sanpao.

Immediately afterward, Luo Sanpao vanished. Behind Yu Xiaogang appeared a purple, jagged phantom – wasn't that Luo Sanpao?

"What's going on? How did Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul change? Or rather, how did it transform from External Beast Martial Soul into a normal Martial Soul phantom?"

"I don't know. Normally, shouldn't Yu Xiaogang be rewarded with one level of Soul Power?"

"Who knows? But I think changing the form of Martial Soul is definitely much more difficult than directly giving someone a level one Soul Power, right? In some ways, Yu Xiaogang actually made a profit."

"Hahaha, are you sure this is a profit? Don't you even consider what Yu Xiaogang's Soul Skill is?" someone chuckled in a low voice. "Before, his Soul Skill was released by Luo Sanpao, but now that his Martial Soul can possess a body normally, isn't that..."

This disciple of the Clear Sky Sect didn't dare to say these words directly, after all, Yu Yuanzhen and the other members of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan were still nearby.

But after his reminder, the people around him suddenly realized what was going on.

Doesn't this mean that after Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul Possession, his own form will possess some of Luo Sanpao's characteristics?

For example, after Martial Soul Possession, Yu Xiaogang's skin would turn purple, and his face would start to resemble Luo Sanpao's.

Most importantly, from now on, when Yu Xiaogang releases his Soul Skill, he'll only be able to ejaculate through his anus?

Everyone couldn't help but imagine the scene of Yu Xiaogang unleashing his Soul Skill later on; it was simply too gruesome!

Upon seeing this, Qian Daoliu, Tang Chen, and the other powerful figures twitched their facial expressions, some even secretly placing their right hands behind their backs and clenching their fists.

(Inner monologue: You stern face, you absolutely must keep it up! If you laugh out loud, what will Yu Yuanzhen, as your father, think!)

Yu Changge also let out a heavy breath; he felt that he could barely suppress the urge to smile.

He wrapped his right arm around Bibi Dong's waist, tightening his grip slightly.

Bibi Dong couldn't help but glance at him, rolled her eyes, and then both of them couldn't help but break down.

"Haha... cough cough, cough cough."

The two realized they were the ones who had laughed, which was inappropriate, so they quickly turned their heads away.

They both felt their facial muscles were out of control, and their teeth were chattering uncontrollably.

The two of them laughing was like a fuse; everyone who was already holding back their discomfort couldn't hold back anymore because of that laugh.

Hahahaha!

"I can't hold it in anymore. If I keep holding it in, I'm afraid I'll suffer internal injuries."

"Sorry, I know I shouldn't be laughing right now. My morals and my sense of humor are fighting right now, but it seems my sense of humor is winning, hahaha!"

And so, bursts of laughter erupted from the room.

As Yu Xiaogang's father, Yu Yuanzhen initially wanted to laugh, but then he remembered his role as a father and sighed heavily. It was all fate.

To be honest, he could understand why others were laughing, because he was also starting to break down...

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