Tsunade? Don't! Absolutely Don't!
"Tōka, Tōka Senju."
Feng thought for a moment and then gave a name.
This was the only name he knew that existed in the original Hokage series, the name of a woman from the Senju who lived around the same age as Hashirama Senju and Feng's grandmother.
However, Uchiha Feng's grandmother never mentioned Tōka Senju.
"Bass!"
"Aunt Tōka?!"
Your grandmother is related to Aunt Tōka!?
Upon hearing Tsunade, Tsunade jumped to her feet, finding it both unbelievable and inconceivable.
"This... are you sure your grandmother's relative is Tōka Senju!?"
She grabbed Feng's hand and couldn't help but ask again.
Feng, looking Chunin bewildered, muttered to himself, "No... what a coincidence, he just happened to run into someone Tsunade knows."
He thought about it and decided to change his name:
"That... I think that's the name. I've only heard my grandma mention it, so I'm not sure if it's Tōka. Maybe it's Taohua (Peach Blossom)."
"But the name Tōka is the one that impressed me the most, and it's the most likely."
But after thinking for a long time, he still couldn't think of a second real female name from the Senju. He was afraid of giving away the truth by just giving a random name, so Feng could only give vague answers in an uncertain tone.
"What is her relationship with your grandmother?"
"They seem to be... cousins."
Feng dared not speak too intimately, fearing he wouldn't be able to fool Tsunade.
Moreover, he only wanted to use the pretext of claiming kinship to keep the other person here, so that they wouldn't run around and run into the Raikage Raikage end up being rescued by him; he didn't really want to get involved with the other person.
But!
What you fear most is what happens.
"I see. That explains why I've never seen your grandmother at Aunt Tōka."
It turns out she was from Tōka's aunt's father's side.
Hehe, kid, let's get to know each other again. I'm Tsunade, Aunt Tōka's cousin!
If your grandmother is Aunt Tōka's cousin, then you are Aunt Tōka's grand-cousin and should call her your great-grandmother.
In other words, kid, I'm the relative you're looking for.
Haha, come on, call me "Auntie" or "Auntie" and let me hear it!
As Tsunade sorted out the family relationships, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
If someone came to her out of nowhere and tried to claim kinship, she would definitely give them a powerful punch.
But on the other side was Uchiha Feng, the current Uchiha Clan Head, who possessed the Mangekyō, Susanoo, and the Flying Thunder God Technique.
As for herself, to put it nicely, she is the current leader of the Senju and one of the legendary Konoha Sannin, but what is the truth?
Even including the gatekeeper, the Senju is now worth less than a fraction of the Uchiha. Besides, she's a useless person suffering from hemophobia, and also an alcoholic and gambler.
By becoming related to her, Uchiha Feng gained nothing but an extra burden and received absolutely no benefit.
Under these circumstances, Tsunade naturally wouldn't suspect the other party of having ulterior motives.
Furthermore, Feng's next words made her even more convinced of her familial relationship with the other party.
"Um, Princess Tsunade, I think I might have misspoke earlier. My grandmother's cousin should be named Senju Momoka, not Tōka Senju."
Why don't you help me look for it using this name?"
Feng looked Tsunade up and down, who was reeking of alcohol but still drinking Tsunade, and shook his head firmly, changing his mind on the spot.
To reiterate, he was just trying to stall the other party; he didn't actually want to establish a familial relationship with them.
Others might be eager to be associated with the mighty Princess Tsunade, but Feng certainly wasn't.
Damn it, the other side is going to take office as the Fifth Hokage in two months, while Feng! In two years, he will be annexing Konoha and the Land of Fire right in front of the other side.
If he gets involved with her now, and a fight breaks out, this woman might think he's been deceived today, and she might bring Konoha Yefei to fight him to the death. In that case, the casualties among his men would be considerable.
Therefore, for Feng, Tsunade could be the Fifth Hokage, but she could never be the distant relative he was talking nonsense about today who actually had a connection to her.
However, Feng's obvious disdain only strengthened Tsunade's belief that Feng was a distant relative.
Because this kind of behavior—being the closest yet the most disliked of each other—was the daily routine she used to have with her younger brother, Nawaki.
So, "Bang!"
Tsunade grabbed Feng and pulled him into her arms, saying fiercely:
"Kid, you're complaining about me being your relative."
Come on! Tell me, what's wrong with you?
Well said, haha.
If I don't speak well!
"Bang!" "Clang!"
As she spoke, she slammed her other hand, which was holding the wine jug, onto the table, smashing the entire table to pieces.
Feng glanced at Tsunade's ' Chibaku Tensei,' which could be described as the largest in the Ninja World, and gave a slight sneer, "That's it?"
Over the years, he has been surrounded by many beautiful women, and he has seen a lot of life. However, because of the Nine-Tails, he cannot make use of his second brother. Until this problem is resolved, women are nothing but fleeting clouds to him.
And what is it that a man who would refuse even "Huang" cannot refuse?
So, Feng used his immense strength to pry open Tsunade on his hands, then stepped back two paces.
"Tsunade, please be mindful of your status."
I want you to help me find my relatives, not to become my relatives.
Then, he once again righteously and explicitly refused to have anything to do with Tsunade.
"Hmph, Uchiha Feng, do you think I'm begging you to be my relative?"
Now, Tsunade was also annoyed, clenching her fists so tightly they made a 'crunching' sound.
If you're looking for a relative, and you actually find me, good heavens, you'd so blatantly and firmly refuse!
Has Tsunade, the Princess Tsunade, become so unpopular after only a few years away from the Ninja World?
She wasn't a patient person either; the more she thought about being rejected, the angrier she became, and she punched Feng directly.
"Bang!"
However, it was blocked by a direct counter-attack from the enemy.
"Damn it, you actually dared to fight back!?"
Like Feng, Tsunade was also all alone and now regarded Feng as her only family in the world. However, she found that he disliked her in every way, which made Tsunade even angrier.
"Chakra-Enhanced Strength!" "Painful Sky Leg!"
"Kid, let me show you the proper attitude to have when facing your elders."
There's not much to say. Since words fail, let's communicate with fists and feet. That's Tsunade.
"Open the Gate of Life!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Feng instantly opened the first three gates of the Eight Gates and clashed with Tsunade.
He knew what he could reveal to Tsunade, but what he couldn't.
"Bang!"
After a simple exchange of blows, Tsunade suddenly showed a look of fear, then quickly turned around.
"Hmph, Uchiha Feng, it's your own fault for not acknowledging me as a relative. Don't regret it later."
Shizune! Let's go!
He stopped abruptly, spoke, and then left in Shizune, all within a few seconds.
Feng did not stop him, nor did he order his men to do so.
He knew perfectly well why the other person had suddenly left so quickly.
Feng shook his fist, deliberately drawing blood, and gave instructions to Izumi, who was guarding outside the Izakaya.
"Izumi, let's go, follow Tsunade."
"Also, send your personal guards ahead of Tsunade, spread out along the way, and focus on scouting out whether anyone from Kumogakure is present."
Naruto, who didn't have Zabuza, still encountered someone similar to Raiga Kurosuki. Who can guarantee that Tsunade wandering won't lead to her coincidentally encountering Raikage A due to the plot's corrective power?
To ensure that such a thing does not happen, Feng naturally needs to keep Tsunade under his watchful eye and not let her run around before news of the Fourth Raikage A, arrives.