Setting Off for the Hidden Leaf Village

On the dirt road.

Chenshu Senju closed his laptop and casually stuffed it into his backpack.

He stopped walking and turned to look at the two people behind him.

"Old pervert, Aunt Tsunade, I've decided to head out first."

Tsunade's brows furrowed, and the impressive fullness of her chest swayed violently.

"Brat, what did you just call me?"

"Auntie, of course. I can't exactly call you Big Fat Sheep, can I?" Chenshu Senju answered with complete seriousness.

Tsunade's fists cracked as she clenched them.

She barely restrained the urge to smash this little bastard into the ground with one punch.

"What are you in such a hurry to run off for? Once I return to the village and take over as Hokage, you'll be the first one I deal with."

"At your turtle pace of taking a break every three steps, the day we reach the Hidden Leaf Village, the daylilies will have wilted."

Chenshu Senju picked at his ear.

"Mainly because, compared to that top-tier maid of mine wearing a tight leather bodysuit slit all the way to her navel..."

"Staring at you two all the time seriously affects the speed at which I draw my sword."

The air fell silent for two seconds.

Jiraiya swallowed.

His eyes instantly lit up like lightbulbs, and his nosebleed even showed signs of bursting forth again.

A tight leather bodysuit slit to the navel?

Just what kind of blood-boiling sights was this kid hiding at home?

"Kid Chenshu... as your master, I can actually walk a little faster." Jiraiya spoke solemnly.

Bang.

Tsunade punched Jiraiya in the head, smashing him directly into a human-shaped crater.

"You little bastard, get the hell out of here!"

Chenshu Senju curled his lips.

He tapped the ground with one foot, and Wood Release chakra erupted violently.

Like an arrow released from a bow, he shot into the sky and sped away by stepping across the tree trunks.

"Remember to settle my compensation for emotional damages when you get back."

His light, drifting voice carried over on the wind.

Above the dense canopy.

Chenshu Senju darted swiftly through the forest like a black swift.

The breeze blowing against him left him feeling refreshed.

He opened the system panel and looked at those several glittering golden icons, the corners of his mouth rising wildly.

This trip to Tanzaku Town had been nothing short of perfect.

He had swept up all three major mainline events in one go.

First was Akatsuki's desperate interception.

Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigaki, those two high-level experience packs, had given him a thoroughly satisfying farming session.

Not only had he used Wood Release to drain Samehada until it was foaming at the mouth.

He had even faced Tsukuyomi head-on and conveniently snagged an advanced ten-pull.

That Wood Release Clone Intangibility Secret Technique was absolutely an ultimate skill for slacking off and lurking in the village in the future.

Next, he had screwed over that poisonous snake, Orochimaru.

For some reason, Chenshu Senju's mind was now filled with the image of that pervert clamping his legs together, his face twisted in a constipated expression.

Planting senjutsu laxatives in someone's stomach was simply insane.

Orochimaru was probably squatting over some sewer hole somewhere right now, shitting so hard he questioned his entire existence.

If he dared provoke him again in this lifetime.

Chenshu Senju wouldn't mind putting an even stronger aphrodisiac in Orochimaru's water dispenser.

Of course, the best part was still the First Hokage's top-secret scroll he had freeloaded from Tsunade.

Creation Rebirth.

Physical healing.

Right now, he was a humanoid Gundam with bottomless chakra, one that simply could not be beaten to death.

His health bar was so thick it was incomprehensible, and his recovery speed was practically like having a locked-health cheat enabled.

When he got home, he absolutely had to make Tayuya change into a bunny girl outfit with the least amount of fabric possible and celebrate properly.

After all, that cheap tight leather bodysuit was practically rubbing the skin raw at the roots of her thighs.

For the sake of his employee's physical and mental health, as her boss, he had a duty to personally remeasure her three measurements with his own hands.

Before long.

Chenshu Senju crossed a creek.

He began planning his path of future development.

He was only one final step of chakra accumulation away from Kage level.

For the next period of time, his main focus would be keeping a low profile while growing stronger.

Taking advantage of Tsunade's rise to power, he would first train the five workers at home into vicious guard dogs.

Not only did Tayuya have a big chest and long legs, but if her magical soundwave style was enhanced with the chakra of Wood Release spores, it could directly become large-scale crowd control.

If anyone dared come to his door looking for trouble in the future, he would first make her put on ripped fishnet stockings and perform a split-legged pole dance at the entrance.

Once the enemies' nosebleeds were gushing and their minds had gone blank.

Jirobo could charge in like a wild boar and act as the meat shield.

Sakon and Ukon could hide in the shadows, lurk, and blow their heads off.

As for that sickly Kimimaro.

Chenshu Senju planned to find some time to pour more high-grade experience water produced by the system into him.

Once his terrifying Shikotsumyaku was completely cured, Kimimaro would definitely become the most ferocious physical meat grinder standing before the gates of the Hidden Leaf Village.

When that time came.

Even Root, that old schemer Danzo's force, would have to kneel outside his door and call him daddy.

Since that old dog had dared send people to raid his home, when he returned, he would not only strip Root bare.

He also had to find a way to pluck out the dozen or so Sharingan on Danzo's arm one by one and use them for system fusion draws.

As he thought about it.

Chenshu Senju suddenly remembered the scene he had seen through the Wood Release surveillance last night.

He wondered whether Sasuke Uchiha, that pretentious bastard.

Had already been hung upside down naked in the forest by those barbed tentacle vines.

Just imagining Sasuke being dissolved until not even his underwear remained made Chenshu Senju want to go back and take a picture.

Then he could print it into posters and sell them to those brain-dead female fans in the Hidden Leaf Village, making another huge profit.

Before he knew it.

The sky gradually darkened.

The light around him became exceedingly gloomy.

The crisp calls of insects and birds vanished without warning.

A cool drop of water landed on Chenshu Senju's forehead.

It had started raining.

Chenshu Senju stopped and landed steadily on a tree trunk.

He raised his head and looked at the sky ahead.

The border of the Land of Fire lay ahead.

An oppressive, utterly strange atmosphere filled the air.

Chenshu Senju did not move.

The tiny amount of [Rinnegan Perception Fragments] rewarded by the system suddenly began to heat up at that moment.

His gaze seemed to pierce through the layers of rain.

Above the heavy gray clouds thousands of meters overhead.

A faint yet godlike, cold chakra fluctuation was silently enveloping the entire forest through the rain falling from the sky.

There was no emotion whatsoever.

Only pure condescension.

Chenshu Senju narrowed his eyes slightly.

He slowly slipped both hands into his pockets.

There was not the slightest trace of panic on that handsome face. Instead, a wild curve gradually lifted at the corners of his lips.

"No wonder I didn't check the almanac before leaving today."

"So it's the god of Amegakure..."

"Coming all this way to peep from the sky."