Naruto: God-Tier Start, Madara Sets His Sights on Me

Qianyun never attended the Ninja Academy, but through sheer hard work, he managed to land a job at Konoha Hospital and learn the Mystical Palm Technique.

Convinced he was quite the hotshot, he made a shocking declaration right in front of the Third Hokage.

"Hemorrhoids are easy to treat. Just burn them off with the bowl of a smoking pipe!"

With wartime funding running short, Qianyun was the first to be laid off.

With nowhere else to go, he could only turn his dilapidated house into a clinic.

After learning Flesh Release: Tumor Stimulation Technique, he embarked on a hemorrhoid-fueled path of no return!

[Six Paths Prayer Beads] [Breaking Bad] [Slum Ninja] [Evil Physician] [Konoha Illusionist] [Tumor Cells] [Flesh Release: Hemorrhoids] [Thug Hokage] [Lewd Demon]