Soul Land: Peerless — Copying Tang Wulin, Outplaying Tang San

[Soul Land II: Peerless Tang Sect + Copying Tang Wulin + Playing Tang San Like a Fiddle + Revenge Later + Taking Over Shrek Academy]

After transmigrating into Soul Land, I, Tang Wulin, somehow became a disciple of the Clear Sky Sect. My father was even the sect's young master! And my mother? A hundred-thousand-year soul beast who had taken human form. I thought I'd landed the perfect wish-fulfillment protagonist's opening-only to discover it was the beginning of a tragedy!

Before I even turned six, a divine decree from Tang San left my father crippled, forcing us to leave the Clear Sky Sect.

I awaken twin martial souls, including the Clear Sky Hammer, and merge with a template of Tang Wulin's heaven-defying talents. With it, I awaken the Bluesilver Emperor and gain the Golden Dragon King's bloodline. Thanks to the Goddess of Life's blessing, both Life and Destruction turn their divine gazes upon me, granting me the inheritances of both divine seats!

Tang San takes notice and discovers a new child of destiny.

But then Xiao Wu gives him a vicious twisting pinch. "Tang San, are you blind? This is obviously our child!"

Tang San is puzzled. Tang San is confused. Tang San keeps paving the way for Tang Wulin's eventual crusade against him.

The Goddess of Life and the God of Destruction: "What? He's clearly ours!"

Tang Wutong: "Why do I feel like I've known you forever whenever I see you? You feel so incredibly close to me!"

Gu Yuena: "Oh, my Golden Dragon King. Come, let us welcome the Dragon God's arrival together!"

Tang Wulin: "Aw, thanks, Little San! But I never said I was your kid, did I? So, bye-bye to you!"