Jujutsu Kaisen: The Ultimate Villain

Kano Shizumi looked at the figures lying in pools of blood beside him, then at the four Disaster Curses and Kenjaku before him. It took him about one second to accept reality.

Bro, I think I'm kind of dead.

"The inspiration for the Death Paintings lies in the emptiness attained by contemplating corpses and bones. But what lies beyond that? To glimpse suchness within impurity... This is the 'Immaculate Form' I have come to understand."

Wait, you're saying I'm one of Kenjaku's prototypes? Some derivative work that came after the Death Paintings?

Oh, that's fucking awesome. Sure, it sounds impressive, but considering all the tricks Kenjaku has put in place, it looks like I'm stuck slaving away for dear old Mom for the rest of my life.

But hold on. What the hell is this thing called the [Optimal Plot Divergence System]?

Body possession comes with a system, too? Heh. Interesting.

The further the plot goes off the rails, the stronger I get?

As the script veered completely away from his expectations, Kenjaku's brows gradually knitted into a tight knot.

Why hadn't Mahito figured out Domain Expansion after getting jumped by two people for ages?

And who was that guy wrestling Mahoraga on the Shibuya battlefield? Where was Itadori? What do you mean he was stun-locked inside a pachinko parlor?

What do you mean the Sendai Colony was throwing a massive party-and guess which guy without a domain didn't get an invitation?

And why were there always a few of Sukuna's fingers missing?!

"So..."

Kenjaku watched Kano Shizumi warm up, his expression conflicted and his voice catching.

"Since Sukuna still hasn't found all his fingers, you'll have to take his place on the appointed day and hold things down for half an hour... Hang in there, okay?"

I'm fighting Satoru Gojo?

How the hell am I supposed to tank a 200% Hollow Purple?

"I'm gonna die, Mom."