Ch. 1Even Satan Has to Get You Tattooed on His Back
After Lu Xi joked that Satan should get him tattooed on his back, a giant hand pulled him through his phone and left him falling toward Earth from space. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Maria Hill learned the falling object could hit with the force of a 140-ton TNT bomb and ordered her team to predict its impact point.
- Lu Xi posted a joke about Jesus and laughed at replies saying Satan would have to get him tattooed on his back.
- A black hand reached out of Lu Xi's phone, grabbed him, and dragged him into darkness as a voice angrily threatened to make him Lord of Hell.
- Lu Xi woke up in outer space near Earth and watched two astronauts aboard a space station see him before he began falling toward the planet.
- Lu Xi burned through the atmosphere but felt no pain as his clothes turned to ash.
- A S.H.I.E.L.D. researcher detected Lu Xi's descent and warned Maria Hill that the impact could unleash energy equivalent to 140 tons of TNT.
- Maria Hill ordered the team to predict the impact point and keep the object from landing in a city center.