Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 127

Divination Class (Thanks to Wandutinglan for the love-powered support! Thank you)

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In the afternoon Divination class, Professor Trelawney was as eccentric as ever, constantly showing off her newly acquired Thailand fox amulet!

Lavender and Parvati looked at the Fox Spirit Card with envy, but Professor Trelawney slapped their outstretched hands back, telling them not to touch it.

Su Yu and Kurama Haha, which angered Professor Trelawney, who deducted ten points from Slytherin's grade for disrespecting the class.

"But, Professor, Thailand is a tropical country, and they don't have foxes. How did they make the Fox Spirit Card?" Su Yu asked with a smile, puzzled.

"This..." Professor Trelawney was suddenly a little confused. Don't they have foxes in Thailand? This was the first time she'd heard of this. "Maybe... it's a different breed... I even bought a super expensive peach wood amulet! Everyone, come look at this!"

Su Yu laughed even louder, "Professor, your ignorance is truly terrifying! Peach trees only grow in temperate and subtropical zones; there are no peach trees in Thailand..."

Professor Trelawney was genuinely annoyed. "Su Yu, please don't talk nonsense in class. I haven't even brought out my most powerful Thailand sorcerer's ritual to ward off evil spirits yet!"

"Thailand practices Buddhism, and the Tai Sui (a deity associated with Taiwan) is something from my East University..."

"What about the Thailand lightning-struck jujube wood I bought for 100 Galleon?"

"Thailand has neither a lightning strike system nor jujube trees... Professor, from the moment you started Divination with tea leaves that were only introduced to the United Kingdom three hundred years ago, I knew how high your IQ was. Is Divination really something that has been passed down through generations? I have serious doubts."

"Exactly, she'd be better off worshipping me than the Fox Spirit Card. At least I can talk, right?" Kurama joined Su Yu in mocking Professor Trelawney.

The class ended early, and Professor Trelawney slunk away, so all the students were dismissed early.

"You shouldn't have contradicted Professor Trelawney in front of so many people, Su Yu. That embarrassed her so much. Who will teach our classes from now on...?"

Walking home from school, Daphne was still complaining about Su Yu. She felt that this kind of teacher made it easier to get credits, and besides, Divination was dispensable anyway; as long as you could get credits, wasn't that good enough? Now that Su Yu was doing this, Headmaster Dumbledore would probably have to replace him. If the next teacher was really capable, then the exams would be difficult, and everyone would have to relearn everything...

"Uh..." Su Yu also realized what was happening, scratching his head awkwardly. Right, why did he create trouble for himself...? "Kurama, why didn't you stop me?"

"???"

During dinner that evening, Headmaster Dumbledore announced that because Professor Trelawney of Divination had resigned, Isolde Rozier, who was good at Divination, would temporarily take over the course. Isolde stood on the podium with a displeased look on her face, while the students below cheered and applauded at the sight of their beautiful teacher, especially Hermione. Finally, that annoying professor was gone! She clapped her hands loudly.

Only Isolde was dissatisfied. She was originally a secretary, with little to do Tenten, yet she still got paid—a very carefree life. But to clean up her boss's messes, she had to pick up her books again and start attending classes every day. Merlin's beard! Her good days were over...

So Su Yu didn't return to his dorm all night. The next day, he didn't emerge from the professors' lounge until noon, where he frantically ate lunch in the lobby.

"Oh, who invented Wellington steak? It's awful!" Su Yu threw the piece aside and picked up other food, swallowing it in large mouthfuls.

"And this caviar, Egg Beater —you're not allowed to put these two things on my table again; they're awful..."

"I will heed your teachings, my master." The Egg Beater quickly took the two items away.

"Where did you go last night? You look like a starving ghost today!" Hermione kept handing Su Yu pineapple juice, afraid Su Yu would choke to death again.

"Oh, a powerful female monster kidnapped me and tortured me all night, almost draining me dry, boohoo..."

"Shut your mouth, darling, Hermione's still a child!"

Daphne picked up the handkerchief in her hand and used it to cover Su Yu's mouth.

"Daphne, did you stuff your handkerchief too tightly? I think Su Yu even rolled his eyes."

Hermione exclaimed.

"It's alright, he's just Tenseigan, don't worry." Daphne said nonchalantly, but still took the handkerchief out of Su Yu's mouth and patted his back.

In the afternoon, Su Yu and Daphne, who was carrying Kurama, arrived at Greenhouse No. 3. Of course, Professor Sprout emphasized several times that this thing was called a greenhouse, but Su Yu still preferred to call it a greenhouse.

"Why is everything so disgusting these past two days? Are we in fourth grade because we're older and more tolerant? But I can't stand this disgusting stuff!"

The young master is still the same young master; he was the first to stand up and start cursing.

"Mr. Malfoy, please call it Bubotuber!" Professor Sprout looked at Malfoy with displeasure.

"Oh, you mean, this thick, shiny black, wriggling slug is a plant?" Malfoy exclaimed.

"Um... are you sure what you're saying is the same thing I'm thinking?" Blaise chuckled mischievously.

With a "bang," Callis punched him, and Blaise lay on the ground with a large bump on his head.

"Remember, everyone, wear Dragonhide Gloves, and then squeeze hard! Our goal is to collect the pus! Be very careful not to get the pus on your skin, or it will cause extremely painful sores!"

"Why does this sound more and more like what Blaise said?" Theodore whispered to Olivia, before getting beaten up in return.

"Hey, Olivia, please don't waste it! Its pus is extremely valuable and can treat stubborn acne. Madame Pomfrey would be furious if she saw you wasting it like this," Professor Sprout advised.

"Su Yu, have you heard?" That evening, Hermione and Ginny came to the Slytherin common room to tell Su Yu about what had happened the past two days. "A girl in Hufflepuff used a spell to get rid of her acne! Oh my god..."

"Yes, but she didn't succeed because she removed her nose... In the end, Madame Pomfrey had to put her nose back on."

"That's really scary!"

Where did you all hear that?

"It was Hannah Abbott, that Hufflepuff girl, who told us!"

"Yes, she also said the injured girl's name was Eloise Midgen."

"Poor child, she almost became Professor Moody..."

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