Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 146

Map of Mountains and Seas

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Harry has been incredibly annoyed these past few days.

His best friend didn't understand him and was even jealous of him.

Ravenclaw's students doubted and despised him.

Hufflepuff's students hated him and mocked him.

As for the students of Slytherin? Oh God, they are arrogant and look down on everyone equally.

He was both scared and terrified. How did he get involved in the Eight-Way Championship? It could be deadly!

Today was the day the whole school set off for Hogsmeade again. Harry rubbed his messy hair, glanced at the latest Daily Prophet, and then threw it violently into the fireplace. That Rita Skeeter! Lately, instead of spreading rumors about Voldemort, she's started spreading crazy rumors about herself...

Like how he often secretly wiped away tears by himself, how his legs were broken by the the Dursleys when he was three years old, how he had to go down into the mine to dig for eighteen hours a day, and how he had to climb up the chimney to clean the soot when he came back, with the fire never being turned off! His buttocks were covered in whip marks Tenten. Harry looks like a true old London with the Union Jack when he goes out.

When Harry received his Hogwarts acceptance letter and was rescued by Hagrid, he exclaimed that he could never repay the Queen's kindness. You ask why Headmaster Dumbledore ignored Harry? Because Headmaster Dumbledore is a relic of the Queen Victoria era! Maybe Dumbledore did something similar when he was young!

Upon entering the hall, Hermione looked at today's Daily Prophet and marveled at Harry's incredible resilience. She had heard from Su Yu that the chimney sweeps were all disposable, yet Harry had managed to live so long; it was truly remarkable.

So now Harry has another nickname at Hogwarts: the Sobbing Rubber Man, meaning he likes to cry secretly for no reason and is as hard to kill as a rubber man...

Harry strongly suspected that Malfoy was the one who came up with the nickname, but if Malfoy heard this, he would definitely slap Harry across the face. It was clearly the First Master's job, what did it have to do with him? Did he, Young Master Malfoy, have the brains to come up with nicknames? Isn't this something East University like to do? He just spent 2,000 Galleon to get everyone to spread the word, he's not that kind of person!

"Hey, Sobbing Rubber Man, who are you going to Hogsmeade with today?" Hermione asked Harry, who had just arrived, while eating boiled potatoes.

"Hermione! Don't call me that, these days have been absolutely awful!" Harry clutched his head in anguish. "I'm not going with Ron! I'm going with my Invisibility Cloak!"

"Well, Harry, this is a really stupid decision..." Hermione cut open the potato and took a bite. "I'm going with Ginny to pick out some things for Su Yu today, but Su Yu is going to be with his two queens. So, you can come with us, but could we please not talk to you? Seriously, you're wearing Invisibility Cloak, which makes us look like idiots, and we can't even tell if we're looking at you."

That evening, Harry received a letter from Sirius Black, who also told Hermione about his observations with Hagrid while wearing the Invisibility Cloak.

On Sunday morning, while Su Yu was still asleep, Hermione rushed in in a panic, prompting Fa-jie to pinch her little nose before she got dressed and went to wash up.

In the lounge, Su Yu, who had been forcibly pulled up by Hermione, leaned against her and said in a sleepwalking voice.

"You mean, Harry and Sirius Black suspect that Durmstrang Karkaroff was behind it all? Putting Harry and Neville's names in the Goblet of Fire?"

"Yes, they discussed it for two weeks before they finally narrowed it down to Karkaroff." Hermione mimicked Daphne's usual manner, patting Su Yu Su Yu's back and moving him to a more comfortable position.

"Stop guessing. You should trust someone with a brain, not Harry and Sirius. They obviously don't have that kind of knowledge..." Su Yu almost laughed. Of the seven Harry Potter, what have they ever guessed correctly? He'd rather trust Goyle and Crabbe than them.

"Um... they're not exactly brainless, are they?" Hermione realized this for a moment, and was a little uncertain.

"There's one more thing. Last night, Harry went out wearing the Invisibility Cloak and watched the first match with Hagrid! It seems that Headmaster Dumbledore made a special trip to your East University to borrow something."

"Oh? What is it?" Su Yu was quite interested in this.

"Harry said it was a painting, a landscape painting, that could unfold to become very, very large, but neither he nor Hagrid knew what it was for, because Hagrid's main purpose last night was to meet Madame Maxime..."

"Heh, I can already imagine what it would be like for two people with Giant blood to go on a date." Su Yu felt a little nauseous. "Let's go to the Owlery and have Qingluan hurry back to Mount Longhu to ask my stepmother if she knows anything."

"If your mother finds out you're like this, won't she beat you to death?" Hermione was a little worried. Su Yu called Aunt Zhang so casually; what would his mother think if she found out?

"Don't worry, Su Yu's mother definitely won't kill him. She'll just cripple him. I'll run far away so she won't hit me." Kurama ate cheesecake on the side. She had eaten quite a few snacks that Aunt Cho Chang Qiu had sent. As the saying goes, "He who eats another's food is bound to him, and he who takes another's gift is bound to him." She had eaten and taken these things, hoping that she wouldn't be implicated when Su Yu was being beaten.

Qingluan has gained quite a bit of weight recently. She likes to go to Aunt Cho Chang's place when she has nothing to do. After all, Aunt Zhang Qiu is a professional at raising divine beasts and has a lot of all kinds of elixirs and medicines. Under Zhang Qinwan's guidance, Qingluan secretly ate a lot of them, which made Zhang Tianshi so angry that he pulled out several of his beard hairs.

It wasn't until Monday night that Qingluan returned to the Hogwarts Academy with a huge pile of things and letters. Kurama Fox, who had been lazily lying on Daphne's lap playing with Crookshanks, instantly woke up when he saw the snacks Qingluan brought back and rushed over to start showing them off.

Su Yu immediately opened the letter and began reading it.

"My dear baby Su Yu: After so long apart, I often think of you."

Have you been eating well lately? I heard you like Huaiyang cuisine, so I specially asked Qingluan to bring some for you to try, along with a recipe so your House-elf there can learn how to cook it themselves.

The weather is getting colder, so remember to wear more clothes. Boys sometimes don't pay attention to these things when they're out, so I asked Cho Chang to remind you often. I hope you won't find it annoying. I also specially knitted a sweater and a scarf for you. I hope you like them. My knitting skills aren't very good, so please forgive me.

Regarding your question, I also asked the Old Celestial Master. That treasure is called the Map of Mountains and Seas. This item is a primordial treasure, created by an ancient great being. The scroll contains the entire Mountain and Sea Wilderness, replicating all the mountains, rivers, and strange beasts, and encompassing all the strange beasts and spirits in the world. Within the secret realm, all things roam freely, forming a perfectly natural world."

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