Guinea Fowl (Thanks to Wandu Tinglan for the Power of Love, Thank You)

(The data has completely collapsed recently, it's only a little over three yuan a day, and no one is watching anymore. It seems like the negative reviews are being posted in groups, without any explanation, they just give them. Sigh, it's frustrating.)

"Hey! Su Yu! Take this! I'll unleash my Heaven and Earth Share Longevity Together!"

On Thursday, during Transfiguration, while Professor McGonagall was still away, Kurama and Su Yu were playing house at the back of the classroom, clutching the two fake wands made by the Weasley twins. Daphne would occasionally urge them to finish the homework Professor Snape had assigned the day before, as it was due the next day. But Su Yu pretended not to hear. Homework? He didn't want to do it; he'd just copy what Daphne had written!

"Ahem, Sue Fuli, you need to understand that you are now a fourth-grade student, not a three- or four-year-old. Please watch your behavior and do what you should be doing at your age, okay?"

Just as Su Yu and Kurama were "fighting" fiercely, Professor McGonagall walked into the classroom and, seeing the two fooling around at the back, had to speak up to remind them.

Su Yu and Kurama shuddered when they heard Professor McGonagall's angry tone. They looked up at Professor McGonagall but didn't notice that the fake wand in their hands had gone out of control and reverted to its original form.

The creature that Kurama was holding turned into a screaming chicken, emitting a series of piercing howls. Meanwhile, Su Yu's fake wand transformed back into a retractable fist, which punched Kurama squarely on the forehead, sending Kurama flying. Malfoy, who was standing nearby, was stunned and hurriedly caught Kurama in his haste.

It's obvious that the one Kurama had was a cheap one, while Su Yu's was a high-end one, specially made by the Weasley twins and given to Su Yu as a toy.

"Su Yu! You're bullying me again!"

Professor McGonagall sighed, rubbed her forehead, slammed her hand on the table, and roared.

"Get back to your seats right now! Immediately! Right now! Class is about to begin!"

The noisy class finally quieted down, and even Su Yu and Kurama sat obediently waiting for Professor McGonagall to speak.

Daphne tilted her head and glanced at Su Yu and Professor McGonagall, wondering if she had spoiled Su Yu too much. It seemed she would have to be tougher. Men really were all big pigs; if you didn't discipline them for three days, they'd be climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles. But Fa-jie and Ka-jie often disciplined him, and if she added her own discipline, would it be too cruel to Su Yu? Daphne's little head kept thinking.

The lesson's content was to transform guinea pigs into guinea fowl, which was also the assignment for this class. For Su Yu, a complete failure in Transfiguration, he had long given up hope. Besides, guinea pigs are so cute, and those guinea fowl gave Su Yu a phobia of trypophobia.

So Su Yu and Kurama simply used Wood Release to build a platform for the guinea pigs at the back of the classroom, connected by a long passageway in the middle. Then they took a few guinea pigs from Professor McGonagall and started playing with guinea pig cars.

Kurama led the way, a few green vegetable leaves dangling from her mouth, while the guinea pigs lined up behind her, squeaking and squeaking along with her.

This attracted Callis and Pansy, who put their guinea pigs into the caravan. As more and more guinea pigs joined in, the entire Slytherin student body crowded around, watching the massive guinea pig convoy. Suddenly, the guinea Kurama at the front stopped, causing the guinea pigs behind it to bump their heads against their rear ends in chaos, which made the surrounding students Haha.

"Slytherin, deduct ten points!" Under Professor McGonagall's strong insistence, Su Yu and Kurama reluctantly withdrew their Wood Release and switched their guinea pigs back to their original forms.

"Malfoy, have you ever heard that guinea pigs are a famous dish in South America?" Blaise whispered to Malfoy while Professor McGonagall was reprimanding the headmaster.

"Ugh... can this thing still be eaten? It looks disgusting..." Malfoy shuddered after hearing Blaise's words and glancing at the guinea pig. "I don't want to eat a rat..."

"It's not a rat, Malfoy, it's a guinea pig!" Blaise was speechless at Malfoy's words. "It belongs to the suborder Hystricomorpha! It's neither a rat nor a pig!"

"Alright, Blaise, so how should we eat it?" Malfoy didn't want to discuss whether to eat rats or pigs anymore; he was just trying to appease Blaise, since he wouldn't eat a single bite himself!

"What are you talking about?" Callis was brushing her guinea pig's fur and braiding it into a little braid.

"Oh, Blaise said guinea pigs are delicious."

"Oh my god! How could you eat a guinea pig! Guinea pigs are so cute!" Callis quickly hugged her guinea pig to her arms, glaring at Blaise, that big bad guy.

"Quietly, my dear aunt..." Blaise hurriedly covered Callis's mouth, repeatedly winking at her, "Just tell her that I'll bake it until it's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and it'll make a satisfying crunch when you bite into it, will you want some?"

Callis blinked and nodded incessantly, drooling. Blaise disgustedly released her mouth and wiped his mouth around her...

A moment later, Daphne smelled the aroma of meat. Turning her head, she saw Su Yu and the others quietly hiding at the back again, this time even bringing Egg Beater.

The Egg Beater, holding several skewers, was constantly turning the food on the oven, occasionally spreading butter and honey on it. Meanwhile, the Kurama was shaking a longevity lock loudly, drool flying everywhere.

Daphne sighed, cast a subtle spell on the group, then turned back to her studies.

"It smells so good, Haha!" Before long, the roasted guinea pig with its crispy skin and tender meat was ready. Young Master Malfoy ate with his mouth full of oil, and exclaimed in his heart. Goyle and Crabbe were so engrossed in eating that they didn't even have time to talk. Even Callis was sharing a big bite with Blaise.

Su Yu even baked one for Daphne, but Daphne looked at the guinea pig in her hand and refused to take a bite no matter what. She directly rejected Su Yu and Kurama's kindness, saying she was not worthy of such a treat.

Helpless, Su Yu had no choice but to eat the last roasted guinea pig with Kurama, tears welling in his eyes.

As for the guinea fowl that his classmates turned into, Su Yu didn't waste them either. He had the Egg Beater take all the guinea fowl back with him to make soup that night.

"Alright, have you all finished eating? Come over here when you're done, I have something to tell you."

Professor McGonagall had noticed their antics a while back, but she was helpless against these stubborn fools. Seeing that they had finished eating and it was almost time for class to end, she called them all back to announce something.