Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 187

Eating and Taking (Thanks to Wandu Tinglan for the Three Love-Powered Gifts)

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"They're just jealous of our talent! Our coffee is pretty good, isn't it? At least it doesn't make your throat hurt like the coffee from Uagadou, right?"

In the Slytherin common room, Malfoy devoured a cake made by House-elf, unable to resist shouting loudly to vent his dissatisfaction.

Only Hermione and Ginny were a little confused. Looking at the House-elf bustling around the room, they blinked, then turned to Su Yu and asked, "So, you not only emptied the Hogwarts Academy kitchen of all the food, but you also emptied the House-elf?"

"What are you talking about? We can't cook even if we take all the food. Wouldn't we have to take back the House-elf too?" Pansy said nonchalantly, clipping her nails and glancing up at the two surprised women.

"Exactly! If we don't get our House-elf back, all this food will just go bad if we leave it here!" Callis chimed in to Pansy, and the two gave each other a high five.

"Aren't you afraid that Headmaster Dumbledore will kill you tomorrow morning?"

"Tch, who's afraid of who? Let's fight!" Blaise continued his harsh words. All the Slytherin students felt that the second match was specifically targeting them. They had never cooked in their lives, and now they were being given this kind of competition? Wasn't this just making things difficult for Fat Tiger?

Only the Egg Beater was a little sad; it felt like its place had been taken by someone else, and a whole group of them at that!

Goyle and Crabbe had eaten too much during the day and were feeling a bit dizzy from the carbuncle. They fell asleep halfway through their meal, still clutching their roasted chicken legs tightly.

"Su Yu, and are you sure that Goyle and Crabbe didn't get poisoned from eating too much burnt food at noon?" Ginny looked at the two who were barely breathing and was somewhat panicked.

"Oh? Is that so? Why didn't you say so sooner!"

A group of people rushed to rescue Goyle and Crabbe, and finally managed to get them to the Hospital Wing before they could relax.

Of course, Su Yu and his friends were just bragging; they couldn't possibly have taken so many House-elf away. Under Headmaster Dumbledore's strong insistence, they obediently released the hostages and returned the House-elf.

As for Harry, he returned to his dormitory and fell into a deep sleep from exhaustion. The Weasley twins and Harry were also completely worn out. Harry suddenly realized that there was something even more terrifying than fighting Voldemort: cooking a meal for the school.

Only Ron went to the toilet constantly all night, almost spilling his intestines. To support his good brother, he had eaten quite a bit of the "delicacies" prepared by the Hogwarts Academy Champion, especially Callis's okra soup. He watched as several headmasters vomited on the spot, but he stubbornly argued that they didn't understand good food. Then, enduring his nausea, he drank all of it in front of them, saying how delicious it was while vomiting. This scene moved Callis deeply, and she vowed to make it for Ron again next time. Ron waved her hand, advising her not to repay kindness with enmity.

If the chef at sea were here, he would not only praise the dish he made, but also wash his hands with orange-scented hand sanitizer and show off a latte with milk.

The second match ended there, and everyone composed themselves and began their regular classes.

However, Professor Snape became increasingly harsh on Harry because things were going missing from his office more and more frequently.

"Mr. Potter, if it's alright, may I give you a friendly warning?" During Potions, Professor Snape found a pretext to punish Harry by making him sit in the front row, right under his nose. He glared at Harry and said softly, word by word, "Don't! Intrude! In! My! Office! Again!

"What? I've never been in your office!" Harry shouted angrily.

"Then can you explain where my African snake tree bark and Bicorn horn went? These are all from my private collection. Look me in the eyes, Potter, don't try to deceive me!"

Harry wasn't afraid. He glared back at Professor Snape. What a joke! Not only had he never been inside Professor Snape's office, but the two things he mentioned were things Hermione had stolen in her second year. He hadn't stolen them, so why should he be afraid?

Professor Snape made some harsh threats and even pulled out Veritaserum to scare Harry, but he didn't have any solid evidence, so the matter had to be dropped.

Today was the day to go to Hogsmeade again. Although it was already March, the biting wind still stung our faces.

Kurama, wearing a small red scarf and with a piece of Fizzing Whizzbees dangling from his mouth, swiftly crossed the path to Hogsmeade Village. The candy in his mouth was something he had just tricked from Goyle and Crabbe.

"Kurama, why are you running so fast? Wait for me!" Hermione chased after her, panting heavily, and was supported by Ginny beside her.

"You two are too slow! Haha." Kurama's silvery laughter came from the woods. She woke up late today because she slept with Hermione yesterday. So when she got up, Su Yu and Daphne and the other girls had already set off for Hogsmeade Village, which is why she was in such a hurry to run over.

However, on the way, she and Hermione encountered Malfoy and his group, who had also gotten up late, which led to her tricking them into giving her Fizzing Whizzbees.

"Goyle, don't cry. When we get to Hogsmeade Village, I'll buy you a whole cartload, okay?" Young Master Malfoy was at his wits' end. Kurama had tricked him and left, leaving him, Pansy, Astoria, and the others to coax Goyle. They knew Goyle was simple-minded, yet he kept bullying the idiot, even tricking him into eating his favorite Fizzing Whizzbees. This Kurama was becoming more and more lawless.

It has to be said that Crabbe really understands his good brother. He took a flat Chocolate Frog (which was probably already dead) out of his back pocket and handed it to Goyle, which finally calmed Goyle down.

"Thank goodness for Merlin's beard, otherwise Goyle's crying would have deafened me." Young Master Malfoy looked at Crabbe gratefully, vowing to put more sweets in his storage space next time, not only to deal with Kurama, but also to keep Goyle away.

Buy it now, don't wait until next time, I'll buy it as soon as I get to Hogsmeade!

Meanwhile, Su Yu and the other girls, including Fa-jie, were sitting at a small table in Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop, drinking hot chocolate and watching the floating angels.

"In all these years since I opened this business, you're the only one who always brings a bunch of girls on dates. You scumbag!" Madam Puddifoot complained at the bar.

"Maybe I'm more popular?" Su Yu didn't feel that this was an insult; instead, he took it as a compliment. As long as you're thick-skinned, you won't have any worries.

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