Toad Monster (Thanks to Yang Ankn for the support, thank you)
They say one woman is worth 500 ducks, so there are thousands of ducks on this bus, plus those bouncy dolls. Su Yu finally understands what it means to reap what you sow; she has to eat the bitter fruit of her own actions, even if it means she has to...
Boom
A thunderclap boomed, making my eardrums buzz. Large raindrops followed, pelting down and pattering against the car.
"What the fuck!"
A doll was running around wildly in the carriage, chanting "Fa fa fa fa!" over and over again.
Su Yu didn't even need to look; it was definitely Teddy Bear. Only it could shout out such beautiful language so unrestrainedly.
"Oh my shit! Little cakes, peaches, can I hide in your arms for a while and get some shelter from the lightning?!"
As he spoke, he even showed off his personal talents, such as spinning clockwise and counterclockwise, which made Callis and Pansy giggle. Then, a jealous Blaise slapped him away.
"Chief, why did you bring this out? Can I tear it up...?"
As everyone knows, Teddy Bear's eloquence and playboy personality are almost on par with Blaise's. Plus, he's indiscriminate in his sexuality, has no moral boundaries, and is open to both tops and bottoms, from eighty-year-old grandmothers to teenagers like Johnny. Blaise can't compare in this respect...
"Smash!" Teddy Bear threw a baseball at the car window, shattering it instantly. A torrential downpour soaked Teddy to the bone, but Malfoy effortlessly Reparo him to his original form. It's unclear where the baseball came from; anyway, Teddy's only good deed was causing trouble...
Su Yu initially thought it was just for fun. Since Ginny and the others all wanted dolls that could move, adding a Teddy Bear wouldn't hurt, so he had Luna make one. But no one expected that even though it was artificially created, it still couldn't change its cheesy nature.
"Listen to me, last week I used a carrot, and then sold it to a family of six..."
Teddy Bear was still chattering away, playing with Pansy and the other girls. Ginny, annoyed by its chatter, didn't join them, instead playing house with Cho Chang Phoebe. The little bunny, little tiger, little Xiji, and little fierce Xu, who weren't angry, were gathered around. Wait... little Funi?
"Kurama! How old are you! Still pretending to be something you're not!"
"The giant flying bag is coming! Run, run!"
Outside, it was pouring rain, but inside the car, there was a cheerful atmosphere.
On the other side, Hogwarts Academy.
Harry was still the same, going to Umbridge's office for solitary confinement every night and having lines drawn on the back of his hand.
After his friend Ron found out about this, the two of them cursed Umbridge for a long time. However, Harry felt that this year was getting harder and harder. He had to be locked up for two hours every day, and when he returned to the common room, he had to face a lot of homework, especially Professor Snape's paper. Without Hermione around, he was so worried that he was about to lose all his hair, and his dark circles were getting worse every day.
Ron lived up to expectations and was successfully selected as the goalkeeper for the Quidditch team. When Malfoy learned of this, he could only sigh and say that Gryffindor really had no one left; now even Tom, Dick, and Harry could play Quidditch.
As for the Weasley twins, since Hermione wasn't at the Hogwarts Academy, there was practically no one to keep them in check. Every night, they would gather a group of first-year wizards to experiment on the various gadgets they had invented. The key point was that the wizards had to pay them to participate in the experiments, but for the adventurous little lions, the money was well spent. One by one, they would eat the Fainting Fancies and fall asleep immediately.
Ron had a terrible performance on Sunday's Quidditch practice day, ruining the day's training. He was so excited while passing the ball that he hit Katie in the face. Katie also accidentally ate a Blood-Stopping Candy pill given to her by the Weasley twins, which caused her to have Hemorrhage Candy and was immediately sent to the Hospital Wing.
Fortunately, Hermione from this world accompanied Su Yu to East University, otherwise Ron's anger would have been vented on her.
That evening, Ron received a letter from Percy. It was quite long, but it conveyed the same message: he wanted Ron to stand by him against Harry, the Weasley family, and Dumbledore. Professor Umbridge was a very kind and lovely person who would bring about change to the Hogwarts Academy, Dumbledore's power would soon crumble. He was very glad to have gotten rid of his family and felt ashamed to have lived with them before. He thanked the Minister of Fuli for his magnanimity.
Coincidentally, Sirius also came to chat tonight; his image appeared in the fireplace in the closet, chatting with Harry and Ron.
"Harry, there are not only good people and Death Eaters in this world, but also many annoying people. Umbridge even drafted a bill targeting Werewolf two years ago, which has made it impossible for Lupin to find a job for the past few years."
However, Sirius told them an important piece of news: Hagrid and Madame Maxime had gone to seek help from the Giant, but they were unsuccessful. Madame Maxime returned, but Hagrid disappeared and there has been no news of him since.
Finally, Sirius hoped he would come to see Harry, but Harry refused. Sirius was so angry that he said Harry was nothing like his father and hung up the phone in a huff.
Sure enough, early the next morning, the announcement of Umbridge's appointment as the first High Inquisitor filled the entire Daily Prophet, marking the beginning of her control over Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Umbridge, dressed in her pink dress, looked like a Toad as she held a pen and graded her teachers' work. During the morning's Charms, Professor Flitwick ignored her, treating her merely as a guest. Umbridge didn't seem to mind, focusing instead on writing something down in her notebook, seemingly grading.
In the afternoon Divination, because Isolde went to the East University, Professor Trelawney came back again—poor kid.
Before Professor Trelawney could even speak, Umbridge interrupted her, harshly criticizing Parvati for not only whispering during class but also constantly playing with her Message Notebook, seemingly having a video chat while dating. She accused Parvati of showing no respect for the professors.
Confiscate it! It must be confiscated! And he should be sentenced to solitary confinement!
So, just as Professor Umbridge snatched Parvati's Message Notebook, Neville had just handed his notebook to Su Yu...
"What? What do you want to give me? Oh ho, isn't this the Toad spirit? How come you're chatting with her?"
Su Yu was initially confused. "You're chatting with your girlfriend, fine, but why are you giving it to me? I don't even like your girlfriend." But who would have thought he'd see Umbridge instead? Su Yu had assumed Neville mic wasn't on, but not only was it on, Su Yu had also transmitted every single word of his insults about her Toad...
(I'm speechless, this book is addictive. I updated two chapters around midnight and didn't get any data. Do I have to update one chapter a day to get data? Amazing!)
Also, my new book must have flopped. Damn the studio, damn the system! Haha the top-tier authors have been struggling these past few days, Haha Haha. I shouldn't have chosen to release a new book this month. Next time I should release something more original, like a modern martial arts novel that's not even out yet.