Douluo: Twin Angel Wuhun, Conquering Heroines to Grant Talismans
Chapter 10

Tang San: Where Is My Belt? Which of You Undid My Belt?

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Lin Yan caught up with the two in a few strides. "Sister Cat!" "I actually have a favor to ask you." "It's just... this matter is a bit troublesome." At this point, Lin Yan scratched the back of his head, showing he felt embarrassed to bring it up, but soon he pumped himself up again and assured them. "However, you can rest assured that if this thing works out, not only will you not need to charge me for medical expenses, but I will also give you a generous reward." "Reward?" Sister Cat and Brother Rat were somewhat surprised upon hearing this. The two looked at each other, and before long, as if they shared a telepathic connection and saw the same opinion in each other's eyes, they looked at Lin Yan with resolute expressions. "Who are we killing?" Two voices rang out at the same time. Lin Yan: "..." Huh? He didn't react to the meaning of their words for a moment, and only understood after sorting through the conversation between them again. "No! You misunderstood, no killing, no killing." "I just need help getting something." Lin Yan didn't expect the two of them to have such bizarre trains of thought, actually thinking that he wanted them to go kill someone. He smiled helplessly, then subconsciously glanced around, and sneer-fully wrapped his arm around the two of them, walking them into a corner.

Late at night. The moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and the cool wind blew into the empty hall of the Soul Fighting Arena, bringing a trace of alertness to the slightly drowsy Lin Yan and Meng Qian. Just at this moment, the last wave of people, which was the group led by Flender, walked out from the Soul Fighting Platform area. "Lin Yan, get ready to head back to the academy!" Flender waved toward Lin Yan's direction, and Lin Yan looked up, gave an affirmative response, and then began to pack up his stall. In the span of a single night, there were at least twenty or thirty people who came to him for treatment. Just like that, while chatting with Meng Qian, Lin Yan harvested nearly two hundred gold soul coins, and even made his originally rank 47 Soul Power increase by the slightest hair. Conservatively estimated, as long as he came out to set up a stall every night for the next month, he would be able to advance to rank 48. This speed could already be considered fast. Putting the tables and chairs into the Storage Ring, Lin Yan greeted Meng Qian. "Sister Qian, I'm heading out, see you tomorrow!" "Stinky brat, see you tomorrow." Ever since she learned the answer to that riddle earlier, Meng Qian's little face had been flushed red all evening. In the subsequent chat, she even playfully bickered with Lin Yan for quite a while. One had to admit, this kind of way to chat with beauties, make money, and cultivate Soul Power all at the same time was something only Lin Yan could pull off. Before long, the group walked out of the Soul Fighting Arena. The cool wind blew against Lin Yan's cheeks, completely dispelling the boredom-induced sleepiness. He habitually turned back to look at the group. "How is it? None of you guys got hurt in the battles, right?" Ma Hongjun looked smug. "We're fine!" "The opponents those brothers of ours faced today were all weaklings, and we easily solved them in two or three moves." Changing the subject, he showed a lewd smile and looked at Dai Mubai. "Boss Dai, shall we go?" Ma Hongjun's expression looked as if he had been looking forward to it for a long time, as if there was something extremely exciting not far away, and he would get it just by walking a few steps with Dai Mubai. He even familiarly put his arm around Dai Mubai's shoulder. However, Dai Mubai, who used to share his vulgar tastes, suddenly changed completely today, and facing Ma Hongjun's enthusiasm, directly pushed him away with a shove. "Go where? Get lost!" Dai Mubai used quite a bit of force, shoving Ma Hongjun so that he staggered and nearly fell. Ma Hongjun steadied his footing. "What's the situation?" He was completely baffled, looking across with disbelief. "Boss Dai, aren't you going to the brothel? Didn't we agree to look for the twins today? How come you..." "I get it, do you have a new girlfriend again? As expected, women are nothing more than population resources to our Boss Dai, being handsome is really something to be envied." "Fatty bastard, didn't you hear me tell you to scram?" Seeing Ma Hongjun saying more and more in front of Zhu Zhuqing, Dai Mubai could no longer hold it in. "Wherever the hell you want to go, just go, don't come over and provoke me!" After yelling at Ma Hongjun, he immediately changed his attitude, looking at Zhu Zhuqing with a fawning expression. "Zhuqing, don't listen to his nonsense, I..." "Disgusting!" Zhu Zhuqing didn't give Dai Mubai a chance to explain, turning her head and leaving the crowd. Judging by her stance, it looked like she intended to walk back to Shrek all by herself. Seeing this, Dai Mubai wanted to step forward to stop her, but the moment he thought about how there were still so many people watching, constrained by his pride, he just symbolically shouted twice and let it drop. At this moment, Lin Yan stepped forward. He walked to Ma Hongjun's side, put on a goody-two-shoes expression, and advised. "Fatty, you say, why do you go provoking Mubai for?" "How did I provoke him?" Ma Hongjun raised his pitch, wanting to display his grievance, and complained. "I just asked him if he's going to the brothel, if he's looking for women... I've asked him this countless times, who knows what kind of wrong medicine he took today?" As he spoke, he even rolled his eyes in the direction of Dai Mubai to show his dissatisfaction. It just so happened that this scene was bumped into by Dai Mubai, who had turned back and sighed. Their eyes met, Ma Hongjun felt guilty and scared, and Dai Mubai acted like he had found an outlet for his anger. "You fucking piece of shit, didn't I just tell you to stop talking, can't you understand human speech?" "What did I say? Can you not be so inexplicable? Even if you are the boss among us, you can't be completely unreasonable, right?" "Reason? I think your skin is really itching for a beating!" The argument between the two escalated fiercely. Dai Mubai was because Ma Hongjun had said things he shouldn't have in front of Zhu Zhuqing, and having been rejected by Zhu Zhuqing, his hot-tempered nature naturally made Ma Hongjun his punching bag. Ma Hongjun, on the other hand, was clueless, suffering an unprovoked disaster, and coupled with the fact that Dai Mubai had bullied him before, his emotions suddenly exploded right then and there. Flender held onto the philosophy that "not daring to stir up trouble is for mediocrities" and watched the show from the side, with no intention of stopping them whatsoever. Thus, the scene instantly became a chaotic mess. Right at this moment, a tall, thin woman passed by the crowd, and was bumped into while Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were shoving each other, crashing right into Tang San's arms beside them. Tang San was quick-eyed and fast-handed, wrapping an arm around the tall, thin woman's waist. Seeing this, the woman hurriedly scrambled up in a panic. "Sorry, sorry..." She continued to apologize while bowing, making the giant assets on her chest sway left and right. This scene truly brought quite a bit of impact to Tang San. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, staring straight at it for a long time. Only when Xiao Wu pinched his lower back from the side did he barely manage to withdraw his gaze. "It's fine! You go ahead." Tang San awkwardly averted his gaze, only to see that Xiao Wu had already angrily run back to the academy following Zhu Zhuqing. "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu!" Tang San also wanted to chase after her, but somehow, after seeing Xiao Wu leave, he inexplicably looked back at the retreating figure of the woman from just now. He stared at her fixedly for a long time again, until she disappeared into the darkness, before letting out a sigh as if he hadn't had enough. Lin Yan took all of this in, the corners of his mouth involuntarily curling into a mocking smile...

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