Returning to Shrek, the Arrival of Yu Xiaogang

Tang San's body felt as though all its strength had been instantly drained, and in the eyes of everyone, he fell to his knees with a thud without warning.

The anger and reluctance in his heart filled his chest with nowhere to vent, and in the end, he could only let out a long roar toward the sky.

"No! No! No!" (*Snowflakes fluttering~ North wind howling~ The heaven and earth~ Are vast and boundless~~~)

The sweetly sleeping Xiao Wu was suddenly startled awake, and as she raised her eyes, she happened to see Tang San wailing with a miserable expression.

"Brother?"

She instinctively wanted to get up to check on Tang San's situation, but after waking up, her senses returned, and just as the young girl tried to get up, she found that her pair of lovely legs felt extremely heavy.

Gazing downward, a dazed Xiao Wu finally saw the scene before her and figured out the current situation.

"No..."

"Brother! You have to listen to my explanation!"

Days later.

The sun was blazing and the breeze was gentle.

On the small path soon reaching Shrek Academy, the group divided into a few small factions and moved forward slowly, whispering to each other.

First was the ladybug trio led by Dai Mubai.

Ma Hongjun furtively glanced at Tang San, then squeezed over to Dai Mubai's side.

"Boss, do you think Xiao Wu and Tang San are proper siblings? Why do I feel like Tang San is a bit strange."

Hearing this, Dai Mubai let out a disdainful sneer.

"My ass they're siblings. Have you forgotten? I ran into them at the Rose Hotel back then, the Rose Hotel."

"In my opinion, Xiao Wu might not have any feelings for Tang San, but that kid Tang San... Do you remember when we argued at the Suotuo Soul Fighting Arena and Tang San lost his belt?"

"At that time, a woman bumped right into Tang San's arms, and Tang San stared straight at her. You dare say he doesn't have the slightest desire for women?"

Who was Dai Mubai?

To say he had high intelligence was utter nonsense! But when it came to thoughts about women, who could surpass Young Master Dai, who changed three girlfriends in two days?

Why three girlfriends in two days? Naturally because there was a pair of twins!

Oscar smoothly took over the conversation.

"With Tang San's attitude, he's still pure and untainted? Forget it, he's a sheer hypocrite!"

"If you ask me, Tang San deserved it! A guy like him deserves to be cuckolded, it's so satisfying! Damn it!"

The Cockscomb Phoenix Snake incident had caused Oscar and Tang San to completely forge a grudge, and hearing the other two discuss Tang San now, he naturally seized the opportunity to tear into him wildly.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai looked at Oscar simultaneously, and seeing him grinding his teeth with anger, both of them curled their lips in secret.

Indeed! Every spirit ring option for a spirit master was irreversible, causing Oscar to suffer such a huge grievance; if he were a combat soul master, he would probably have thrown hands directly.

On the other side.

In contrast to the atmosphere in the boys' group, the girls walked side by side, and Ning Rongrong muttered softly.

"Are you not going to explain to Tang San? I feel like the relationship between the two of you... seems a bit bad."

"I'm not going!" Xiao Wu said with an angry expression. "I've said everything that needed to be said, what can I do if he refuses to believe me?"

"Besides, I only gave Lin Yan a massage for his sake, yet he got angry at me first. What gives? I'm the one who feels aggrieved!"

Xiao Wu's personality was always like this, unable to suffer even the slightest loss!

Especially in front of Tang San, who had previously been entirely obedient to her, she was even less likely to lower her pride to actively seek reconciliation.

And as Xiao Wu said, she had said all she needed to say and explained everything, so what else could she do if Tang San didn't believe her?

Nothing!

"I'm still going to massage Lin Yan today! And I'm going to do it right in front of him! Let's see what he can do to me!"

Xiao Wu's expression was fierce as she spoke, and although her angry words were not to be taken literally, Ning Rongrong still wore a slightly unnatural expression.

"No! Is this right? Lin Yan is my boyfriend!"

Lin Yan, at the very tail end of the group, suddenly chimed in.

"You have to admit, Xiao Wu's massages are quite comfortable."

Ning Rongrong looked back. "Are you getting addicted to this now?"

Soon, the group finally arrived at the academy.

Beneath the plaque of the dilapidated school gate, Li Yusong was lying lazily on a rocking chair, leisurely basking in the sun, and upon seeing the group appear, he greeted them with a smile.

"Yo~"

"How come you all look so gloomy? Aren't you all uninjured?"

Zhao Wuji curled his lips impatiently.

"Don't mention it. Where is Flender?"

"In the office, of course. Right! He specifically requested that Tang San go to the headmaster's office as soon as he returns."

"Tch~ They're talking about you, did you hear?"

Zhao Wuji looked at Tang San on the side.

To prevent Tang San from making any more trouble because of the matters concerning Lin Yan and Xiao Wu, on the way back, everyone else traveled in small groups, and only Tang San was arranged by Zhao Wuji to stay right by his side, making him look like a dangerous criminal.

Tang San gave Zhao Wuji a blank stare, said nothing, and turned to walk in the direction of the headmaster's office.

"Tang San? The office?"

"That means Gangzi is here!"

Lin Yan sorted out the plot of the original timeline in his heart, and a rough outline of a flat-topped, stubble-bearded man appeared in his mind.

"Yu Xiaogang!"

"Then things are going to get interesting."

If Ning Fengzhi was the number one troublemaker of the Douluo Continent, then Gangzi was purely the troublemaker of Shrek Academy.

His glorious and dazzling achievements were too numerous to count, for example:

Breaking through to level 30 before fifty years old!

Starting off by asking God King Tang to absorb a ten-year Lone Bamboo!

The running training method!

A master of theory who didn't recognize soul shock or Nine Heart Begonia spirit masters!

Destroying Spirit Hall at all costs!

Cultivating a god!

Of course, the most classic was still: There are no trash spirits, only trash spirit masters! Cursing oneself twice with a single sentence, and anyone who didn't know better would think negative negatives made a positive!

And Tang San was just like a fated enemy, clashing with Lin Yan the moment they met.

Then Gangzi was bound to be much the same, destined to stand on the opposite side of Lin Yan.

"Splendid!"

"Then the days ahead will be: eating, sleeping, and bullying San and Gangzi!"

Under the sunlight, Lin Yan couldn't help but reveal a slight smile as he thought, causing Ning Rongrong, who was looking at him, to fall into a daze of infatuation.

In the crowd, Ma Hongjun looked toward the dorms and exaggeratedly stretched.

"We're finally back at the academy. I'm going to have a good sleep, then go to town for a massive feast, and finally head to the brothel to have a great time!"

Dai Mubai gave him a disgruntled roll of his eyes.

"Dead fatty, who asked you? Are you the only one who knows how to enjoy yourself?"

"Haha! Life is short, make merry while you can. You're the one who taught me that."

"Little Ao, you coming tonight?"

Lin Yan glanced at the three of them and shook his head helplessly, then turned his gaze toward Ning Rongrong.

"Rongrong, you should get some good rest too. I brought back the corpse of a Light Shadow Panther from the Star Dou Great Forest, let's have roast meat tonight!"

Ning Rongrong smiled sweetly, and just as she wanted to reply, Ma Hongjun snatched the words.

"Oh, wow! Roast meat!"

"That's awesome, Lin Yan! I crave your roast meat the most!"

Ma Hongjun looked around with an exaggerated expression.

"You guys probably don't know! The roast meat Lin Yan makes is simply divine!"

"Good brother! I've decided not to go to town tonight. Whenever you have time, just call us brothers over, and we'll help you prep."

Ma Hongjun certainly didn't stand on ceremony; clearly Lin Yan's words were directed at Ning Rongrong, but he acted as if this meal of roast meat was naturally meant to be shared with everyone.

To put it bluntly, he belittled and even disrespected Lin Yan as a healing soul master, otherwise he wouldn't dare act so presumptuous around him the way he did with Dai Mubai.

Lin Yan was no fool. He looked at Ma Hongjun's greedy expression and curved the corner of his mouth.

"Sure, join us then."