Douluo: Spirit Currency War, What the Heck is This?
Chapter 9

Shameless Fighting Style

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Douluo II Spacetime

Shrek Academy

"Sea God, you died a lonely bachelor, so what's the deal with Senior Xiao Wu?"

"Did our history warp?"

Wang Yan and a crowd of teachers began to doubt whether they had learned history wrong.

In their memories, Tang San and Xiao Wu were clearly a married couple, and they even shared a very tragic and beautiful love.

However, under the exposure of the Skyscreen, Tang San never got married at all, so what was up with this history they learned?

"You say, is it possible that the Sea God liked Senior Xiao Wu, but couldn't get her, so he made up such a story?"

"Although your words border on blasphemy, I think it's very likely."

Yan Shaozhe watched the atmosphere at the academy grow increasingly weird, and even all sorts of rumors were spreading out.

Some said Tang San was a bootlicker who liked Xiao Wu, and thus fabricated this history, while an even more ridiculous rumor claimed that Tang San actually liked men and used Xiao Wu to cover up his true preferences. Things were getting progressively more warped.

[It is detected that Tang Xiao has rewarded Tang San with a fiancé. After inspection, she barely passes.]

Tang Hao originally thought his big brother had found an outstanding female disciple from the sect for Little San, but upon seeing that person, his expression collapsed.

And when everyone else saw this scene, they all complained about the Clear Sky Sect's shamelessness, because this so-called fiancé was Tang Qingqing.

She was a genuine one of the six great elders of the Clear Sky Sect. Don't look at her like she was very young; in terms of age, she was of Tang San's grandmother's generation.

This was a typical case of the Clear Sky Sect wanting rewards and discarding their shame. Meng Hongchen and Dai Yun'er added together were not even thirty years old, not even a fraction of her age.

Yet in the eyes of their feudal warrior Tang San, these were all trivial matters. Completely unaware of who Tang Qingqing was, he was entirely charmed by her appearance and felt his grand-uncle was treating him far too well.

"Senior, do you have any shame?"

For Meng Hongchen to still call her a senior was already out of her own upbringing. It was one thing for the two young girls to compare, but what did it mean for an old hag to run out here?

"Hmph."

Tang Qingqing had nothing to say. She was a dignified Titled Douluo and the Second Elder of the Clear Sky Sect.

To obtain the Skyscreen reward, she had thrown away her face to become the wife of a junior. That was already shameless enough, and now she still had to fight these few children. She felt like she had already lost all her face.

"There's no need for superfluous words. My strength far surpasses yours. When we fight in a moment, I will suppress myself to the same level as you."

"Shameless!" Dai Yun'er blurted out and cursed directly.

What good did it do to suppress her soul power to their level? Her physical constitution remained that of a Titled Douluo; the girls could attack for a day and still not break her defense.

[Since this is a comparison among confidantes, this round's comparison will focus on each woman's assistance to her husband.]

As soon as these words came out, the smile on Tang Qingqing's face instantly transferred over to Meng Hongchen and Dai Yun'er.

Tang Qingqing was obviously just shoved over by the sect and hadn't even met Tang San's face. What kind of contribution could she possibly make?

"Unfair! Tang San and I haven't met yet, and we have no emotional foundation. I demand a fair and just duel."

[The appeal is reasonable. The comparison content is switched to a comparison of the driving forces you each recruited for your loved ones in the future.]

Douluo I Spacetime

In front of all members of the Clear Sky Sect, a panel appeared asking if they were willing to go help. In the end, they decided to send the strongest sect master, Tang Xiao.

However, just as they felt certain of their decision, Tang Xiao and Tang Qingqing saw the existence summoned by the opposite side.

The one Meng Hongchen summoned was Xiong Jun, ranked sixth among the ten great fierce beasts.

And the one Dai Yun'er brought over was even more absurd: Yun Ming, and moreover, an already deified Yun Ming.

"Grandpa Golden Star, you're actually the one I recruit in the future?"

Dai Yun'er racked her brains and still couldn't figure out by what virtue or ability she could recruit a god, and furthermore, form a clique right under the nose of that Celestial Emperor.

"It can't strictly be considered recruitment, but in the future, I indeed became friends with Wulin because of you."

Yun Ming and Yali hadn't had children before they became gods because of Yali's body. After ascending to divinity, her body recovered, but because her life level had changed, it was very difficult to have children.

Then, one had to mention their legendary pharmacist Dai Yun'er. Yun Ming originally just held a trial mentality, but he never expected a bullseye on the first try, and it actually succeeded.

As for Xiong Jun's side, it was even simpler. The fact that Xu Feng had acquired the List of Gods was known to all.

It popped up in front of everyone in the Douluo II Spacetime, and then Xiong Jun won first place in a hand-speed competition.

Douluo II Spacetime

"No! My foundation for godhood!"

Ditian let out a direct wail. The Lord's plan was to work alongside Xu Feng in exchange for a chance for soul beasts to ascend to the List of Gods.

The fact that a panel could appear before them meant that the Lord's plan had succeeded in the future.

Then this dog of a Xiong Jun had said with his mouth that he absolutely did not approve of this method of attaining godhood, yet his hand speed was faster than anyone else's.

"Xiong Jun! You just wait! When you come back, I'll definitely chop off your bear paws and roast them for the auspicious beast to eat!"

"Heh, I don't eat bear paws!"

The Auspicious Beast of the Emperor definitely didn't want to touch that thing anymore. After being curious and eating it once, she never touched it again.

Yet the old father Ditian, who was clearly still in extreme grief, didn't listen at all and just kept crying over there.

Douluo III Spacetime

"Wow, now we're going to have a good show. A god, a fierce beast, and a human—this fight is bound to look amazing."

"Before becoming a god, Yun Ming was already unmatched under heaven. His current strength is probably even stronger."

However, these discussions had no effect on Dai Tianling. He truly never expected that the one who saved his daughter back then was this present little brother Ziran.

"Little Brother Ziran, how grand do you think the spectacle should be when these two kids get married in the future?"

Dai Tianling felt it had to be the imperial treatment of the past, otherwise, it would fail his precious daughter.

Tang Ziran also rare achieved consensus. It didn't matter if he liked thriftiness, but he couldn't mistreat someone else's daughter just because of his own frugality.

When he saw the photo back then, why did it feel so familiar? It turned out to be the exact same person, and through his observation, that brat Wulin truly liked Yun'er.

Meanwhile, on the arena platform,

Tang Xiao was already breaking out in a cold sweat. Because the rules dictated that Tang Qingqing had no way to step in and help him, it meant he needed to face the soul beast before him and the human on the opposite side who looked exceptionally terrifying at the same time.

"This junior, you and I are both of the human race. How about temporarily joining forces?"

Tang Xiao no longer held any hope for first place; he at least had to ensure he wasn't last.

"Xiong Jun and I are colleagues."

Yun Ming was also very helpless. If he abandoned Xiong Jun, upon returning to the Celestial Court, Xiong Jun would definitely run to his doorstep, making a scene and threatening suicide, which wouldn't look good for his reputation either.

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