The Playgirl Second Elder Still Plays Pure Love

[Xianxia Fantasy] "After the Cannon Fodder Eavesdropped on My Gossip, They Woke Up" by Fumoer [Completed]

Synopsis:

Li Zi transmigrated into a harem-style immortal cultivation novel, becoming a vicious female supporting character whose Divine Bone was ripped out and who suffered a tormenting death.

The good news: she held the script, knew the plot points, could defy the heavens to change her fate, and had a system cheat.

The bad news: as a freshly graduated college student, she was clear-eyed yet foolish, her brain entirely empty, and besides, her cheat could only eat melons and watch the commotion.

Talking of schemes, her IQ couldn't outplay the female lead.

Talking of character, she couldn't rival the female lead's Everyone's Darling Halo.

Li Zi gave up struggling entirely, deciding to just lay low and eat melons.

[The Eldest Senior Brother's Pure Yang Physique was broken by the white-lotus female lead, and he's been reduced to a useless cripple ever since?]

[The Fourth Senior Brother is the ultimate simp, ultimately exhausting his mental energy refining medicinal pills for the female lead, and after he died, the female lead even brought a bunch of men to dance on his grave?]

[The Second Senior Brother broke his arms and legs for the female lead, transforming from a generation of overlords and Body Tempering masters into a disabled, paranoid madman.]

[The Fifth Elder came out of seclusion only to find all his disciples gone, and when he went looking for the female lead, he was ambushed by Demonic Cultivators and had his Golden Core gouged out.]

Thrilling!

Li Zi ate her melons with trembling fear, but unexpectedly, her fellow sect brothers and sisters stopped following the plot altogether.

The Eldest Senior Brother avoided the weeping and sniffling female lead like the plague.

The Fourth Senior Brother turned around and gifted his meticulously refined medicinal pills to her.

The Fifth Senior Sister refused the female lead's invitation during a trial in the Secret Realm and even hauled her right by her side.

Li Zi, *"??"*

What was going on? The cannon fodder characters weren't following the plot anymore?

She really hadn't meant to steal the female lead's fortuitous encounters!

At the unremarkable disciple-selection grand ceremony, the Spirit Sword Sect elders were left utterly speechless by a wave of noisy inner voices.

[The Spirit Sword Sect was later besieged by the Nine Great Sects and died a miserable death. They fell in love with the female lead and neglected their cultivation, ending up as cannon fodder one by one.]

[The First Elder is handsome, right? Know why he's called the Flowing Cloud Swordsman? His natal magical artifact can fart rainbows.]

The First Elder, hailed as the First Sword Immortal: *...*

[The Second Elder was pursued and won over by Immortal Ziyang only to be cruelly abandoned, yet he remains completely oblivious, wearing the flamboyant red waist sash she gave him every single day.]

The Second Elder, whose reputation as a worldly playboy was widely spread: *...*

[That disciple right there was later forced by the female lead, his Pure Yang Physique broken, and afterwards he threw himself into a state of wanting to live or die for the female lead while she didn't even care about him—undeniably top-tier simp behavior.]

That disciple, who locked himself away every day to grind cultivation and study the art of alchemy: *...*

[The Fifth Elder used to be a crown prince; Monday, Wednesday, and Friday he had a crown princess, while Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday he had a fox fairy, neither woman knowing of the other's existence—truly a master of time management.]

The ascetic immortal-realm baddie Fifth Elder: *...*

The Spirit Sword Sect powerhouses could actually hear Li Zi's inner voice.

The aloof and cold immortal lords had their personas shattered all over the floor.

Moreover, this little lass seemed to possess some kind of prophetic ability and could help the sect survive a life-or-death calamity?

Very well, she simply had to stay!

Content Tags: Xianxia, Cultivation of the True Path, Female Supporting Character, Transmigration into a Book, Anti-Cliche, Everyone's Darling

Protagonist: Li Zi. Supporting Characters: Ran Zirou, Ji Zheng, Fu Chaoqing, Ran Zirou, Ji Zheng, Fu Chaoqing.

One-sentence summary: The pure and aloof immortal lords have completely broken personas.

Concept: Even in the cultivation world, one can pursue love and peace.

Chapter 1: The Playboy Second Elder Still Plays Pure Love

Spirit Sword Sect.

In the center of the grand and spacious sparring stage on the plaza, two disciples were locked in a match, trading blows back and forth amid flashing blades and sparkling swords, making for a truly lively battle.

The elders waiting upon the high platform to select disciples watched the two sparring figures and nodded in approval.

System, you're telling me that when this Spirit Sword Sect was later besieged by the Nine Great Sects, they didn't have the slightest shred of resistance? No wonder really, if these two little runts poking at each other with swords are what they consider people of exceptional talent, with a disciple-recruitment baseline this low, if they don't go under then who will.

Suddenly, such a sentence rang out in the ears of the elders, the Sect Master, and a portion of the Inner Sect disciples present.

This voice was exceedingly close, as if it were resounding right beside their ears.

This was sound-transmission!

And they even said their Spirit Sword Sect would be besieged by the Nine Great Sects?

Was this a warning from an enemy?

For a moment, alarm bells rang loudly.

"Who is it!"

The First Elder was the first to rise with his sword in hand to scan the surroundings.

The other elders and Inner Sect disciples all stood up, taking to their swords and soaring into the sky to search everywhere.

In the corner of the plaza, a thin and petite eight-year-old female child stood at the very outer edge of the crowd.

Li Zi tilted her head up to look at the sky, her heart filled with one exclamation after another.

Whoa, is this the First Elder, known as the Drifting Cloud Swordsman? He's way too handsome!

Host, there's some juicy gossip here, do you know why the Drifting Cloud Swordsman is called the Drifting Cloud Swordsman? It's because the First Elder's natal magical artifact is named the Rainbow-Eyed Divine Sword, and every time that divine sword channels spiritual power it leaves behind a rainbow trail.

Li Zi's neck was sore from tilting her head back, and upon hearing the system's words, she bared her big teeth and chuckled foolishly.

Just imagining that immortal-like First Elder standing upon the Rainbow-Eyed Divine Sword, with a string of rainbow trails left behind in his wake.

She was already rolling on the floor with laughter in her mind.

Hahahahaha, this visual is just too

hilarious, isn't that just the legendary rainbow-farting? Flying while farting rainbows, the picture is just too gorgeous. Drifting Cloud, drifting cloud, who came up with this name, it really is quite fitting.

At this moment, all the powerful figures scattered about couldn't help but turn their heads to look at the First Elder.

The First Elder's hand gripping his sword shook. "What are you looking at! Hurry up and find out who is speaking!"

Just who on earth was using sound-transmission?

They had even seen his natal magical artifact!

Could it be some old monster from another sect out to toy with them?

The Second Elder muttered in a low voice, "No wonder, Senior Brother, you never reveal your natal magical artifact to outsiders. I thought it could summon earth-shattering heavenly thunder, but it turns out it just farts rainbows."

The First Elder's face turned green. "Shut your mouth!"