The Playboy Second Elder Was a Hopeless Romantic

[Immortal Fantasy] "The Cannon Fodder Awakened After Eavesdropping on My Gossip" by Fu Mo'er [Complete]

Synopsis:

Li Zi had transmigrated into

a cultivation novel about a heartthrob

and become a vicious

female supporting character

whose divine bones were extracted before she was tortured to death.

The good news: she had the script, knew the plot, and could defy fate. She also had

a system

as her cheat.

The bad news: as a fresh college graduate, she was innocent and foolish, with nothing in her head. And all her cheat could do was dig up gossip and watch the drama unfold.

When it came to scheming, she wasn't smart enough to beat the heroine.

When it came to winning people over, she couldn't compete with the heroine's irresistible charm.

Li Zi gave up struggling altogether and decided to lie low and enjoy the gossip.

[The heroine, a white lotus, took the eldest senior brother's virginity and ruined his pure yang body, leaving him a cripple?]

[The fourth senior brother was her most devoted lapdog. He exhausted himself refining pills for her, and after he died, she brought a whole crowd of men to dance on his grave?]

[The second senior brother lost an arm and a leg for the heroine, going from a formidable body-tempering master to a disabled, obsessive man.]

[When the fifth elder emerged from seclusion, all his disciples were gone. While searching for the heroine, demonic cultivators surrounded him and ripped out his golden core.]

Juicy!

Li Zi followed the gossip with her heart in her throat. To her surprise, her fellow disciples stopped following the plot.

The eldest senior brother avoided the sniffling heroine like a venomous snake.

The fourth senior brother gave Li Zi the pills he had painstakingly refined instead.

When the fifth senior sister entered a secret realm to train, she turned down the heroine's invitation and pulled Li Zi along with her.

Li Zi: "??"

What was going on? Why had all the cannon fodder abandoned the plot?

She really hadn't meant to steal the heroine's opportunities!

At an ordinary disciple selection gathering, a stream of noisy thoughts left the Spirit Sword Sect's elders speechless.

[Later, the Nine Great Sects besieged the Spirit Sword Sect. They died horribly. Too busy falling in love with the heroine to cultivate, they all ended up as cannon fodder.]

[The grand elder's handsome, right? Know why he's called the Flowing Cloud Swordsman? His bonded sword blows rainbow smoke up his ass.]

The grand elder, hailed as the greatest sword immortal: ...

[After Immortal Ziyang won the second elder's heart, she dumped him. He still has no idea and wears that gaudy red belt she gave him every day.]

The second elder, renowned as a playboy who treated life as a game: ...

[That disciple? Later, the heroine forced herself on him and ruined his pure yang body. Afterward, he was ready to live or die for her, while she barely gave him the time of day. No doubt about it: terminal lovesickness.]

The disciple who spent every day in seclusion, pushing himself to cultivate and studying alchemy: ...

[The fifth elder used to be a crown prince. On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, he saw the crown princess; on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, the fox immortal. Neither woman knew the other existed. A true master of time management.]

The fifth elder, a handsome immortal famed for his restraint: ...

As it turned out, the Spirit Sword Sect's strongest cultivators could all hear Li Zi's thoughts.

The cool, aloof immortals' carefully cultivated images shattered.

And the little girl seemed to have some power of foresight that could help the sect survive a deadly calamity?

Excellent. They had to keep her!

Tags: Immortal fantasy

Cultivation

Female supporting character

Transmigration into a book

Trope subversion; heartthrob

Main character: Li Zi. Supporting characters: Ran Zirou, Ji Zheng, Fu Chaoqing, Ran Zirou, Ji Zheng, Fu Chaoqing.

In one sentence: The innocent, aloof immortals' carefully cultivated images fell apart.

Theme: Even in the cultivation world, one could pursue love and peace.

The Playboy Second Elder Was a Hopeless Romantic

The Spirit Sword Sect.

On the sparring platform at the center of a vast, magnificent square, two disciples traded blows. Blades flashed and swords gleamed as they fought with gusto.

On the raised dais, the elders waiting to select disciples watched the pair and nodded approvingly.

[System, did you say the Spirit Sword Sect couldn't put up any resistance when the Nine Great Sects besieged it later? No wonder. These two little runts are poking at each other with swords, and the elders think they're prodigies. With the bar for taking disciples this low, who else would be doomed if not them?]

Suddenly, those words rang in the ears of the elders, the sect master, and some of the inner disciples.

The voice was so close it seemed to sound right beside them.

A secret voice transmission!

And it claimed the Nine Great Sects would besiege the Spirit Sword Sect?

Was this a warning from an enemy?

Alarm bells rang in their minds.

"Who's there!"

The grand elder was the first to rise, sword in hand, and scan the area.

The other elders and inner disciples stood as well. They soared skyward on their swords and searched in every direction.

At the edge of the crowd, in a corner of the square, stood a skinny little eight-year-old girl.

Li Zi tipped her head back to watch the sky, marveling inwardly.

[Wow, is that the grand elder they call the Flowing Cloud Swordsman? He's so handsome!]

[Host, here's some gossip. Do you know why they call him the Flowing Cloud Swordsman? His bonded weapon is the Rainbow-Eyed Divine Sword. Every time it channels spiritual power, it leaves a rainbow trail behind.]

Li Zi's neck was already aching from looking up. At the system's words, she bared her teeth in a goofy grin and giggled.

She pictured the grand elder, every inch an immortal sage, standing atop the Rainbow-Eyed Divine Sword with a rainbow trailing behind him.

She was already doubled over with laughter inside.

[Hahahaha, that picture is too

funny

! Isn't that a legendary rainbow fart? Flying along while letting out rainbow farts—the sight must be glorious. Flowing Cloud, trailing cloud... Who came up with that name? It's pretty fitting.]

At that moment, all the powerful cultivators who had scattered to search turned to look at the grand elder.

The hand gripping his sword trembled. "What are you looking at? Hurry up and find whoever's talking!"

Who was sending that secret voice transmission?

They had even seen his bonded weapon!

Could some old fossil from another sect have come to toy with them?

The second elder muttered, "No wonder you never show outsiders your bonded weapon, senior brother. I thought it might summon some mighty, thunderous heavenly lightning. Turns out it blows rainbow farts."

The grand elder's face turned green. "Shut your mouth!"

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Transmigration into a book

Female supporting character stories

Immortal fantasy stories

Cannon fodder