Combination

[You watched Liu Erlong get to her feet, your throat bobbing involuntarily. Everyone connected to Shrek seemed to have something seriously wrong with them.]

[Seeing the anticipation in Liu Erlong's eyes, you held back a little, afraid you might actually give her too much pleasure. Unfortunately, you had underestimated both her ability to take a beating and the extent of her masochism.]

[Liu Erlong stood there and let you whip her. She let out a breathy moan with every strike. If Flender hadn't been watching, anyone might have thought the two of you were having sex in broad daylight.]

[The enjoyment on Liu Erlong's face made you feel that if you kept going, you would be the first to lose control. After rewarding her with a Ming's Fatherly Headpat, you hurriedly fled.]

[Liu Erlong was bruised all over, but instead of looking pained, she looked thoroughly delighted.]

[Flender couldn't relate. He might be gay, but he wasn't a masochist. With that thought, he decided to find his little Jiji and soothe his wounded heart.]

[You left the dean's office and wandered around Blue Tyrant Academy, taking in the sights. You ran straight into Tang San and Xiao Wu.]

[The moment they saw you, they came over and called you Dad. Used to it by now, you casually gave them each a Ming's Fatherly Headpat.]

[After you patted their heads, understanding and bliss spread across their faces, and they put on a level-up show right then and there.]

[You watched enviously. Tang San and Xiao Wu were nearly Soul Emperors, while you were still only level seventeen. Your snail-paced cultivation drove you mad.]

["Xiao Wu, who's this? Is he even a student at our academy?" Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing approached arm in arm and asked curiously.]

[Xiao Wu introduced you with great solemnity: "He's my godfather. I've known him forever, and he's invincible, unbelievably awesome, and can even fly."]

[Your face darkened at Xiao Wu's introduction. But when you looked at Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, you decided you shouldn't play favorites and gave both of them a Ming's Fatherly Headpat too.]

[You looked at Zhu Zhuqing's enormous chest and felt she had grown far too quickly. Who reached nearly a D cup at twelve or thirteen? Once she was fully grown, you figured only the Snow Empress's two giant melons could barely compete.]

[Your undisguised stare made Zhu Zhuqing uncomfortable all over. The Ming's Fatherly Headpat had felt wonderful, but she had her dignity. "I'm not for sale." Her words left you, Ning Rongrong, Tang San, and Xiao Wu dumbfounded.]

[You saw Zhu Zhuqing looking at you as if you were something filthy, then glanced at the other three.]

[You got three looks of contempt. Tang San and Xiao Wu demanded to know how you dared chase other women when you already had two wives.]

[The two champions of true love left you utterly speechless. You fled in embarrassment, though before you went, you corrected them: there was now a third wife, the Ice Empress.]

[Tang San and Xiao Wu were stunned. Then they began considering what medicine to give you. After all these years, you still had no children. Maybe having one would stop you from chasing other women.]

[You ran so fast that you found yourself at Spirit Hall before you knew it. Since you were there, you figured you might as well see how Bibi Dong was coping with her torment.]

[In Bibi Dong's chambers, she sat with her eyes shut as accusations from all sorts of people echoed around her. She wasn't raving mad as you had expected. Instead, she was remarkably calm, as though she had grown used to it.]

[You stood in the wind and watched, deciding Bibi Dong needed something stronger. You had a clone imitate Qian Renxue's voice to question her, then switch to Yu Xiaogang's voice and spew a stream of obscenities at her.]

[To you, that punishment was still too mild. Unfortunately, you couldn't imitate Qian Xunji's voice yet. If you could, you would have had a clone wear Yu Xiaogang's face and use Qian Xunji's voice while fucking Bibi Dong, letting her experience another secret-room ordeal.]

[Although you couldn't perform that way yourself, your clones could. All you had to do was provide someone else's biological cells, and you could have the wind analyze and reconstruct them until they became a whole group of obedient children.]

[You had even considered making a clone look like Qian Renxue, speak in Qian Xunji's voice, and use Yu Xiaogang's mighty member to fuck Bibi Dong. You just felt that helping someone to her feet afterward might be too much for you.]

[You were pleased to see the anguish on Bibi Dong's face. What you couldn't understand was why Yu Xiaogang's voice made her look nauseated, while Qian Renxue's brought a different kind of sorrow to her face.]

[You looked at Bibi Dong and finally made a decision that would shame your ancestors: when you had the chance, you would borrow some of Qian Daoliu's tissue and have Bibi Dong give birth to a younger brother and uncle for Qian Renxue.]

[You felt like such a pervert, like a rat lurking in a dark gutter, endlessly crawling and writhing.]

[You left, but not before giving Bibi Dong a grand gift.]

[A clone with Qian Renxue's head, Qian Xunji's upper body, and Yu Xiaogang's lower body appeared in Bibi Dong's chambers.]

[You had no idea what happened next. All you heard was a shrill, furious scream from Bibi Dong's chambers.]

[You were still too weak. It was virtually impossible for a clone to fuck Bibi Dong, so all it could do was offend her eyes.]

[You had grown increasingly adept at using your clones. You had never thought they were particularly useful, but this incident gave you a few new ideas.]

[You had considered using clones to replace a country's leaders, but abandoned the idea. Impersonating people you didn't know well would likely lead to mistakes. For now, you preferred using clones to disgust people.]

[After all, what a sight it would be to see several people you both loved and hated combined into one. And because clones were solid forms made of wind, they could quickly reform even after being scattered.]