Smoking, Drinking, and Playing Cards
[After trying it out with Ah Yin alone, with Ah Yin and Bibi Dong together, and with Bibi Dong alone, you concluded that it wasn't that you were incapable, but that your brothers were good at judging people. Ah Yin wasn't suitable, Ah Yin and Bibi Dong weren't suitable either, Bibi Dong was.]
[When you first came to this conclusion, Ah Yin argued with you for a long time, and it took a lot of comforting to smooth things over.]
[In the sixteenth year of the Simulation, the Continental Advanced Soul Master Elite Tournament finally began under the management of Qian Daoliu. Although the time was delayed, he had been working very hard to restore the Spirit Hall, which was now riddled with problems.]
[Unsurprisingly, Tang San led the Shrek Team to a resounding victory, winning the tournament. Thanks to your efforts, Xiao Wu's identity Soul Beast remained undiscovered.]
[However, after the Continental Advanced Soul Master Elite Tournament ends, you should still send Tang San to the Slaughter City, then optimize Tang Chen to obtain the Asura Demon Sword, and finally return Xiao Wu to Ah Rou.]
[Because of Di Tian's influence, Ah Rou only occasionally went to the outer perimeter of the Lake of Life to check on the Da Ming Er Ming.]
[In the seventeenth Simulation, Tang San successfully fought his way out of the Slaughter City. You imbued the Asura Demon Sword into the opponent's body, then packed up the Shrek Seven Devils and sent them to Sea God Island.]
[ In the Simulation eighteen years, your eldest daughter Su Zhiying, and your youngest daughter Su Yin'er, escaped on horseback, riding the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger.]
[You didn't care. You found Di Tian, gave him a good beating, and then robbed him of all his treasures, leaving him not even a pair of underwear.]
[After returning, Di Tian was furious and, under your deliberate guidance, launched a massive beast tide.]
[In the nineteenth year of the Simulation, Tang San and Xiao Wu return, and the Spirit Hall, Heaven Dou Empire, and Star Luo Empire join forces to fight against the beast tide.]
[You can't find your two daughters, but your bloodline tells you they're still alive, so you don't bother to care.]
[Amidst the beast tide, three major human forces joined together to resist. During this time, with your help, Bibi Dong also managed to break through to the Titled Douluo.]
[The beast tide's offensive is immense, far exceeding your imagination. There are at least three Ferocious Beast beasts alone, and over twenty Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast.]
[You took Ah Rou ahead of time, and what's even more frustrating is that Da Ming and Er Ming were still in the beast tide. As the fight went on, Tang San couldn't win, so Xiao Wu sacrificed herself for Tang San's Second Martial Soul, and then the beasts Da Ming Er Ming also sacrificed themselves for Tang San.]
[Tang San's level skyrocketed from 93 to 96 in an instant, wielding the Clear Sky Hammer and smashing it around the frame, while you provide the voiceover: Big Hammer 80, Small Hammer 40.]
[In the twentieth year of the Simulation, you received an invitation from Qian Daoliu. You postponed your trip, planning to go some time later. You are currently busy continuing to manipulate Di Tian's emotions.]
[Under your manipulation, Di Tian has dispatched the most powerful Soul Beast currently outside the Lake of Life, the Evil Emperor whom he brought from the Sun Moon Continent.]
[Your instigation has driven Di Tian completely mad. The secret Ming's Fatherly Headbonk on Di Tian, along with the immortal Immortal Herb that amplified his anger and reduced his sanity, has had a very noticeable effect.]
The appearance of the Evil Emperor was undoubtedly a huge blow to the human side. Forced to act, Qian Renxue, who was disguised as the current Emperor Qinghe of the Heaven Dou Empire, exposed her true identity.
[This is absurd, but nobody cares about these trivial matters anymore. With a single mental attack from the Evil Emperor, even Titled Douluo would have to go in standing and come out lying down, let alone a Soul Douluo.]
[The four God King watched your actions and fell into deep silence, then each glanced at their respective successors.]
[You've trained Tang San exceptionally well, and the Asura God King is very satisfied; Su Zhiying is practically being raised into a wild child by you, running away from home and spending her days indulging in wild activities, much to the displeasure of the God King of Goodness and the Evil God King; Su Yin'er has been led astray by Su Zhiying, becoming half-wild and spending her time with Soul Beast, smoking, drinking, and gambling, which makes the Life God King very angry and eager to strangle you.]
"Are you kidding me? No, Su Laoba, you're going to ruin this! Take care when you ascend, and I hope you won't be blocked at the gate by the three God Kings."
[After confirming that the beast tide could continue until Tang San became a god, you went to the Spirit Hall to meet Qian Daoliu.]
[You haven't had much contact with Qian Daoliu, but this time he met with you to introduce you to Qian Renxue, hoping to help you and the younger generation get to know each other better—basically, he was acting as a matchmaker.]
[You find this boring. Someone like Qian Renxue, a complete idiot, is no less Bibi Dong before she lost her memory.]
[Your dismissive attitude greatly displeased Qian Renxue, who challenged you. You accepted, showing her no mercy, and slapped Qian Renxue unconscious.]
[Qian Daoliu felt helpless, but there was nothing he could do.]
[In the twenty-first year of the Simulation, you take Tang San to Sea God Island to inherit the Sea God Godhood.]
[After returning to the Douluo Continent, your two daughters, who had been gone for many years, returned. The good news is that the two little ones are very cute and adorable, both under 1.2 meters tall. The bad news is that they brought two women with them.]
[The Ice Empress and the Snow Empress, one with a cigarette dangling from his lips, the other drinking alcohol, then you glance at Su Yin'er and Su Zhiying, who are doing the same thing, and you, as a descendant of Old Deng, are enraged.]
[You gave those two little brats a real taste of what belated fatherly love feels like, their bottoms were bruised and red, and you didn't even spare Ice Empress and Snow Empress, pulling them along for a good spanking too.]
[After experiencing your fatherly love, the two little brats immediately became well-behaved. However, Ice Empress and Snow Empress still liked to smoke, drink, and gamble. For the sake of the children's mental and physical health, you brought in Liu Erlong, who had been doing psychological counseling for ten years and was becoming increasingly abnormal.]
[When Ice Empress and Snow Empress saw Liu Erlong appear naked in front of them, and had to face this person of the opposite sex, they didn't show the slightest bit of shame.]
[In front of Ice Empress and Snow Empress, you reward Liu Erlong while simultaneously explaining to them the consequences of continuing to drink, smoke, and gamble.]
[After witnessing Liu Erlong's example, Ice Empress and Snow Empress were so easily fooled by you that they became completely obedient.]
They certainly didn't want to be naked in broad daylight, carrying pickaxes and digging.
[You're quite satisfied with the change in the two of them. The only thing that bothers you is that Liu Erlong is always clinging to you, day and night. Otherwise, having learned your lesson from Bibi Dong, you would have already been successfully ambushed by Liu Erlong at night.]
[While you're outwitting Liu Erlong, you're also playing mind games with your body. You discover that if you control things properly, you can quickly switch to Ah Yin's battlefield when the Emperor is caught off guard during the middle of your fight with Bibi Dong. It's a bit troublesome, but at least you can manage both battlefields.]