This Is Ridiculous! The Unhinged Villain Can Read My Mind—and Spoils Me Rotten

[BL + Bottom POV + Mind Reading + Transmigration into a Novel + Contrasting Personalities + Face-Slapping + System]

A sweet, delicate cannon-fodder beauty who's actually an acting enthusiast, a relentless snarker, and an overpowered fighter (bottom) × an unhinged villain boss who can read minds, gets insanely jealous, and spoils his beloved rotten (top)

Bad news: Jiang Ze has transmigrated into a satisfying face-slapping novel starring a fake-innocent schemer-and he's become the cannon-fodder male supporting character who sabotages the main couple's relationship.

Good news: He's bonded with a system.

Bad news: It's called the Simp System. He has to fawn over one of the novel's leads to earn points. Refuse to simp, and he'll be punished.

Bad news number two: His assigned romance target is the novel's ultimate villain, who turns ruthless, cold-blooded, and merciless after going dark.

Bad news number three: This villain apparently likes the frail, delicate, innocent-young-man act. Jiang Ze, meanwhile, is big and brawny-and can kill three burly men with a single punch.

Jiang Ze: "...Fine, fine, fine. Not only do I have to slave away for someone else after transmigrating, I have to put on an act every single day, too."

***

Outside the study, Jiang Ze blushes and gazes shyly at the man before him. "I only want to wear your clothes, Uncle Meng..."

Just as Meng Zhiyuan expressionlessly orders someone to fetch the clothes, another voice rings out in his mind.

Sure enough, the villain boss falls for the fake-innocent act. No wonder that little schemer had him wrapped around his finger, leaving him bankrupt and dead in the end! With an act like mine, how could he possibly resist me?

Meng Zhiyuan: "..." Very good. Let's see what tricks he's planning to pull!

P.S. This is a turn-your-brain-off feel-good story written purely for the author's own enjoyment. All logic exists solely to help the leads fall in love, so just sit back and have fun!