"..." Tsunade said, "Aokiji, do you know something?"
"What?" Aokiji blinked innocently.
Pinching his index finger and thumb together with a tiny gap between them, Tsunade gave a fake smile. "Every time I start to think a little better of you, you always make me immediately change my opinion of you again."
Brushing a lock of black hair from his forehead, Aokiji said smugly, "That's great. If you ever fall in love with me someday, I'd be troubled. After all, I'm just that outstanding."
"Heh. Only unevolved apes would like you."
Jiraiya quietly sidled over, turning into a shameless simp. "Hehe, if Aokiji doesn't like you, I do."
"Get lost," Tsunade snapped.
Since they had gotten onto this topic, Orochimaru became rather interested in Aokiji. "What kind of girls do you like, Lord Aokiji?"
Aokiji said seriously, "I'm face-blind, so the important thing is..."
Tsunade knew Aokiji's nature far too well and cut him off. "Big breasts, right...?"
Aokiji looked at Tsunade in surprise. "How did you know?"
Tsunade looked at him disdainfully. "Shallow."
"It's fine if I suffer a little, but I can't let the kids go hungry."
Though shallow, Aokiji, who considered himself a good father, declared, "This Qiao Feng is telling you plainly: a woman as flat as you isn't even within my consideration range."
"Bastard! Mine are a perfectly normal size!"
Tsunade, whose defenses had already been shattered, raised a fist capable of breaking trees, ready to shatter Aokiji's defenses next.
Aokiji did not immediately choose to run. Instead, he began forming hand seals, seemingly preparing to fight Tsunade.
Tsunade froze, not expecting Aokiji to actually have the nerve to fight her.
Then she realized something was wrong...
That hand seal was for: Water Release: Hidden Mist Jutsu!
In an instant, mist enveloped the surroundings, obscuring