Shishi raised her hand and said, "Good morning."
Qin Luo was twirling a tablet and stylus in his hands. Hearing her, he turned with a smile. "Oh, Brother Gluttonous Beast is awake?"
"Morning, Brother Gluttonous Beast." Bai Shu pushed up his glasses, holding a stack of calculations on paper.
Chen Xiaofei grinned around the pen he was chewing. "Morning, morning, morning!! Your head doesn't hurt, does it?"
The words "head hurts" triggered a response.
Wang Weihu came out of the bathroom wearing an apron with a green bunny on it, a basket of clothes in his hands. "Brother Gluttonous Beast has a headache? There's hangover soup in the kitchen!"
He carried the basket out onto the balcony as he spoke, still saying, "This weather isn't all bad. At least the clothes dry in less than half an hour."
That downright domestic sight could have kept Gluttonous Beast in shock for eight hundred years?!!!
"No, wait, why are you all here? Didn't you go home last night?!"
Gluttonous Beast stammered.
Something suddenly occurred to him. He looked down and found he had been changed into pajamas?!
"Why did someone change my clothes, too?"
Chen Xiaofei smiled around his pen. "Old Wang changed them for you. You were acting all cute in the living room last night, saying your mom told you that you couldn't go to bed without changing your clothes. You even called Old Wang Dad and insisted he change you. Hehe."
Bai Shu suddenly looked up. "Actually, if you'd called me Dad, I could've changed you, too."
???
Brother one moment, Dad the next.
What kind of family hierarchy was this?!
What even was all this??
Gluttonous Beast's vision went dark, and he nearly coughed up blood. "Don't. Don't tell me anything else about yesterday."
He had thought he