I, Homelander

(Not mindless, and no dumbing anyone down! The ratings have only just opened-they'll keep rising, rising, rising!)

[The Boys + Homelander + DC + Marvel + Power Fantasy + Fourth Wall + Superman + Righting Past Regrets + Ruthless and Decisive + Trope Subversion + American Comic Multiverse]

Homelander's second playthrough has begun.

Standing before you!

Is the Homelander who single-handedly slaughtered his way through the world of The Boys!

When his life follows Superman's script, and he can even see viewers' scrolling comments... what will happen?

(The Boys cleared; DC in progress)

Rejoice! Now approaching you is-

[Both Parents Alive · Super-Homelander][Fourth-Wall Breaker]

[The Man Viewers Most Defend, Favor, Empathize With, Indulge, Dote On, Accept, and Admire]

[Founder of the Infinite Lantern Ring][Humanoid Omnitrix]

[The Universe's Ultimate Evil: Wallfacer × Swordholder]

[Viltrum's Regent Godfather × President of the Overpowered Knife-Hand Strike Association]

[The Only Man Thanos Acknowledges × Darkseid's Lifelong Nightmare]

[Wielder of the Life Equation and Anti-Life Equation × Bearer of the Power of a Million Exploding Suns]

[The Most Outstanding Host in the History of the Phoenix Force]

["I am Homelander, John Kent, now officially online."]

(You read that right-I'll also be writing about Mysterious Revival.)

AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!