On the First Day of School, I Was Locked Onto by Radar While Flying on My Sword
Preview

On the First Day of School, I Was Locked Onto by Radar While Flying on My Sword

开学第一天,我御剑被雷达锁定
Author:
I'm the Best
Uploader:
StupidInsurance629 0
Links:
fanqienovel.comDaoSearch
Genre:
Urban
Status:
Ongoing
Protagonist:
Male Lead
Romance:
Romance
8Views
1Bookmarks
2Readers
50(232) Chapters
84K(394K) Words
Updated

Description

[The World's Only Cultivator + Lighthearted Comedy + Showing Off on Campus + Exhilarating Payoffs]

In a modern city where spiritual energy has dried up, Lin Bei unexpectedly binds to a god-tier cultivation system.

On the first day of school, everyone else takes planes or high-speed trains. He chooses to fly on his sword!

He thought he could slip by unnoticed, but instead he flies straight into a commercial air route and sets the internet ablaze!

Even more absurdly, the military's air-defense radar locks onto him, and elite fighter jets scramble to intercept!

"Reporting, sir! The target has broken the sound barrier! He's not even wearing an oxygen mask-and he's giving me a thumbs-up!"

Back on campus, he becomes an all-around prodigy.

Standing at attention during military training? With my cultivator physique, I don't even break a sweat!

His gorgeous student advisor has menstrual cramps? He channels spiritual energy into her acupoints, and the young woman's gaze turns positively smoldering!

A rich brat is harassing his childhood friend, the campus belle? Sorry, but I'll make you have explosive diarrhea in public every single day!

When Lin Bei plays a stringless guqin at the freshman welcome gala, drawing ten thousand birds to pay homage, everyone loses their minds.

"You were supposed to come here for college, and you're fucking cultivating immortality instead?!"

Opinions

No ratings yet
Summaries
#TitleWordsViewsAddedSummary ready
50Exploring a haunted house? Zhang Liang, those sharp ears of yours are going to spell disaster!49Cats can roll their eyes? Zhou Zihao, you're worse than an animal!48A Dying Orange Kitten? This Intelligence-Opening Pill Finally Came in Handy!47Special effects? Your special effects can conjure a hundred tons of water out of thin air?!46The Internet Crashed and the Trending Charts Were Swept! I'm Just a Freshman Watching the Drama!45Sensation Points Break the Record! Helicopters Want to Chase Me? Eat My Exhaust!44A Hundred Tons of River Water from the Sky! Even Newton Would Rise from the Grave at This Firefighting Method!43The Floating Formation Plate showed its might! Now this was a real fucking Noah's Ark!42The Curtain Rope Snapped, Despair Descended! Before Countless Eyes, the Sword Immortal Came Flying Through the Sky!41Filling a Storage Ring with River Water? A High-IQ Sword Immortal Never Fights Unprepared!40A Sudden Inferno at the World Trade Center! Here Came a Job Worth Ten Million Sensation Points!39Banner stuck in a tree? This is called four ounces deflecting a thousand pounds, understand!38Music clubs scramble for the guqin god? Sorry, I'm choosing drones!37This condition couldn't wait any longer! Getting a hotel room for acupuncture wasn't too much, was it?36Hurting yourself and trying to frame someone? The crowd's eyes were sharp!35Stage Two Syphilis and You Still Dare to Play Around? Are You Trying to Crack Your Own Skull with That Ashtray?!34An appointment at the World Trade Center! Did this poor kid belong in such an upscale restaurant?33The Ex-Husband Came to Inspect? This Green Bottle Fly Was Truly Disgusting!32Lapped until you questioned your life! The storage ring and formation disk were his!31Water deliveries only for campus belles? Snide remarks at the fitness test!30This water hits harder than Red Bull? It can even cure your nearsightedness!29Going to Fail the Fitness Test? You Can't Handle the Secret in This Water Dispenser!28Why Was Waiting for Barbecue Such a Hassle? Boss, This Recipe Is Beyond Your Budget!27The whole audience rose in applause! Wasn't this Qi Refining Second Layer Spiritual Power way too wild?!26A guqin could be played like this? He'd fucking brought the immortal realm onto the stage!25The backing track broke? This system quest came like rain just in time!24All that swagger over a lousy piano! That was one textbook face-plant!23Cultivation Was Crawling Along Like a Turtle! Someone Wanted to Play Piano and Act Like a Big Shot?22Buying a home deep in the mountains? You've really earned that Great Emperor of Holy Water title!21This counselor was so soft she seemed boneless! Bro, you really aren't signing up?20The Stunning Counselor Was About to Faint? The Heat in His Palm Was a Little Scorching!19The sports rep was dead tired? Sorry, I hadn't even broken a sweat!18Slamming into an iron plate at full force! That face-plant was quite a distinctive pose!17Playing dirty while standing at attention? Your footing is way too weak!16The lackey volunteered? Watch me destroy him during military training!15The Great Emperor of Holy Water Arrives! What Rich Kid Craps His Pants Twice!14The Gorgeous Counselor's Dorm Inspection? That Uterine Cold and Exhaustion Need Treating!13Ten Million Sensation Points! This Marrow Cleansing Pill Packs Quite a Punch!12Bad Feng Shui and a Chill? Watch Me Set Up a Miniature Spirit Gathering Array with My Bare Hands!11Delivering roses in a luxury car?10Hitting on My Childhood Sweetheart? Have Diarrhea Until You Question Your Life!9The Hot Search is Exploding! A College Freshman Who Hides His Achievements and Mastery of Immortality!8A Tap on the Glass, a Thumbs-up, and a Vanishing Act That Shocked Military Radar!7Fire-control radar lock? This hunk of iron of yours flies way too slowly!6Sound the Combat Alarm! Get the Fighters Airborne and Find Out What It Is!5Radar doesn't lie! But who can explain this humanoid heat source!4I've Flown Twenty Thousand Hours, and You're Telling Me Someone Out There Is Racing on a Sword?!3This Was a Fucking Mirage? What Kind of Mirage Overtook a Plane!2First-class superiority? Something just flew past the window!1Skipping the Plane? Is This Private Transport of Yours Legit?!