Watching Yu Xiaogang ride a stalk of Lone Bamboo into the Divine Realm, farting all the way.
Qian Renxue, Tang Wutong, and Gu Yuena all instantly lost it.
Qian Renxue could not help finding it funny.
If even this could make someone a god.
Then what had the Qian Family worked toward for so many years?
Tang Wutong even waved her hand.
She kept feeling as though a stench was about to drift out of the screen. The smell was too strong.
Gu Yuena laughed while observing everyone.
She also noticed that Lin Hao, the instigator, seemed to be laughing the hardest.
She wondered, Was showing us these things his idea of twisted fun?
Even now, she had not let down her guard.
There was one thing she had to get to the bottom of, no matter what: why she had come here.
She kept feeling that Lin Hao was no ordinary person, but she would have to find an opportunity to test him.
The world of Douluo I, Shrek Academy.
Yu Xiaogang nearly spat out a mouthful of blood in anger.
"What do you mean, farts like thunder, a heaven-shaking, earth-splitting pole vault?"
Looking at his own smug expression on the Sky Screen, Yu Xiaogang truly could not take it anymore.
Then again.
If a mere third Soul Skill could let him ascend to the Divine Realm, he would be willing too.
Tang San was also deeply shocked.
Could absorbing this Lone Bamboo really grant that pole-vaulting skill?
It could dodge attacks and fly. That actually seemed pretty good.
It seemed much more useful than Blue Silver Entanglement.
Meanwhile, the Shrek Seven Devils and the others had long since lost it.
Ning Rongrong laughed especially hard.
But this time, she did not mock Yu Xiaogang. She was terrified that he would summon Luo Sanpao to attack her with farts.
Who would not be afraid after seeing that thick purple cloud of fart smoke?
Spirit Hall.
Seeing Yu Xiaogang humiliated, Bibi Dong trembled with rage.
"That damned Lin Hao!"
"How dare he insult my Xiaogang!"
The person she loved was being humiliated on the Sky Screen, yet she could do nothing to stop it!
Bibi Dong's heart ached!
Below her, Chrysanthemum and Ghost kept holding it in, doing their best not to laugh.
The modern world.
Lin Hao swiped his phone again.
The short video continued playing.
Yu Xiaogang shouted in the skies of the Divine Realm:
"I, Gangzi, have become a god! A god! I've become a Fart God!"
He steered his farts around the Divine Realm, flying back and forth in utter smugness.
The sight sent a jolt through everyone on the Douluo Continent watching the Sky Screen.
"Fart God Yu Xiaogang! Grandmaster has finally become a god!"
"Holy shit, this thing has a sequel?"
"Something this bizarre? I have to watch it."
In the short video.
Watching Yu Xiaogang swagger about upon his arrival in the Divine Realm.
A deity sneered, "Where did this fifty-year Soul Ring come from? Get lost!"
As far as he was concerned, what right did a mere Yu Xiaogang have to act so arrogantly?
What this deity had not expected, however, was for Yu Xiaogang to kill him outright with a flash fart.
Yu Xiaogang proclaimed grandly:
"I have inherited the position of Fart God! From now on, I shall rule over everyone's farts. Anyone who refuses to obey me, Gangzi, will be forced to hold them in until they die, whatever the cost!"
The gods' faces turned green with fright. "As you command, Lord Fart God!"
The world of Douluo I.
Shrek Academy.
Yu Xiaogang pointed furiously at the Sky Screen.
"You damned Sky Screen!"
"Starting today, I won't slack off for a single moment! I'll destroy you at any cost!"
Hearing Yu Xiaogang's response, everyone at Shrek was left speechless.
It would be good enough if a stinker like you didn't gas us with your farts, yet you wanted to research how to destroy the Sky Screen? Could you even do it?
The Divine Realm of Douluo I.
Sea God Poseidon's face turned green at the sight too.
Fortunately, this was fictional. If a Fart God like that really showed up, would he not have to pass his godhood to Tang San early and make a run for it?
The Divine Realm of Douluo II.
"Thank goodness it's fake. Otherwise, the entire Divine Realm would end up stinking."
Tang San could not help shuddering.
If Gangzi really came to the Divine Realm and created his own godhood as a Fart God, he would want to flee outright.
The modern world.
Seeing Yu Xiaogang become the Fart God, the three women could not hold it in either.
Qian Renxue gave Lin Hao a death stare. "Do people in your world just like videos with such a strong flavor?"
Tang Wutong pinched her nose. "Even if you could become a god, what would there be to celebrate about becoming a Fart God?"
Gu Yuena, on the other hand, grumbled inwardly, Having a Fart God punish the gods of the Divine Realm wouldn't be bad, actually. The Golden Dragon King would have to suffer a little, though.
Lin Hao gave a wicked grin. "With the way Yu Xiaogang's brain works, if you offered him the Fart God position, he might actually accept it, then tell you that this was the best development path for Luo Sanpao."
The three women were dubious. Was Yu Xiaogang really that incredible?
Seeing their disbelief, Lin Hao curled his lip.
"Just keep watching, and you'll see."
The animation played next.
Night had already fallen, and a pack of Netherworld Wolves attacked.
Yu Xiaogang swiftly handed Tang San a mask, moving as fast as lightning and leaving Tang San a little bewildered.
The next instant, Luo Sanpao let out an earth-shattering fart, gassing the pack of Netherworld Wolves to death.
Yu Xiaogang proudly explained to Tang San, "Little San, give me two white radishes. Sanpao can reduce the drain on my Soul Power by eating."
Having taken down a pack of Netherworld Wolves and feeling that he had put on a mighty display before Tang San, Yu Xiaogang could not help straightening his back.
Tang San asked in surprise, "Does Sanpao only eat white radishes?"
He could not help grumbling inwardly. No wonder he sent me to buy white radishes. I thought they had some important use, but they were just to make Luo Sanpao fart more.
Yu Xiaogang said confidently, "As you saw, Sanpao attacks by farting. Very few foods can have the same effect as white radishes. In an hour, Sanpao will recover."
Tang San thought that attacking by farting was hilarious. A smile curled his lips, but he hurriedly suppressed it.
Seeing Tang San's expression.
Tang Wutong laughed too.
"Daddy was so adorable back then."
Watching Tang San want to laugh but not dare to, she could not help being amused.
She had never expected her usually stern, doting father to have this side to him.
Qian Renxue also grew very serious.
Faced with something like this, Tang San could actually swallow his laughter. No wonder he could defeat her in the future. She, for one, could not hold it in.
With willpower like that, he would succeed at anything.
Gu Yuena, however, frowned and looked at Lin Hao. "Does Yu Xiaogang really not think there's anything wrong with feeding Luo Sanpao white radishes?"
To her, feeding a dragon white radishes was utterly absurd.
Lin Hao shrugged. "You'd have to ask Grandmaster about that."
He could not figure out how Yu Xiaogang's brain worked either.
The world of Douluo I.
Shrek Academy.
Yu Xiaogang's head was full of question marks: ????
Well, well, Little San. I never expected you to laugh at me too.
You kept saying a teacher for a day was a father for life, yet you were secretly laughing over there.
Without this Sky Screen, I never would have noticed.
Yu Xiaogang shot Tang San a death stare.
Sensing the displeasure in his teacher's eyes.
Tang San stood rooted to the spot in embarrassment. Could this Sky Screen leave him any privacy at all?
He braced himself and protested, "Teacher, I didn't mean it that way."
Yu Xiaogang harrumphed before his mood softened.
"I knew it, Little San. You trust me the most."
"What does this Sky Screen know?"
"The best way to develop Sanpao is still to feed it white radishes and let it fart!"
"Without that move, we would have died at the hands of those Netherworld Wolves."
"Could an ordinary Soul Skill have that kind of power?"
Although the Shrek Seven Devils found Yu Xiaogang's words funny, they did not deny them.
After all, while Luo Sanpao's method of attack was hardly dignified, its effectiveness still stood out among those of the same rank.
Yu Xiaogang did not particularly mind everyone's lukewarm response.
After all, his shining moment was coming up next.
His Martial Soul Mimicry Theory would be proclaimed to the entire world through the Sky Screen.
For that reason, destroying the Sky Screen could be postponed a little longer.
The modern world.
The animation continued playing.
After Luo Sanpao replenished itself with white radishes, a Mandala Snake suddenly attacked.
Luo Sanpao, so imposing just moments before, barely lasted a couple of exchanges before the Mandala Snake defeated it.
Because its farts had no effect on the Mandala Snake at all.
At the critical moment.
In the end, Tang San used the Tang Sect Secret Arts to defeat the nearly four-hundred-year-old Mandala Snake.
To avoid exposing the Tang Sect Secret Arts, Tang San even had to pretend that he had merely gotten lucky after killing the Mandala Snake.
His superb acting fooled Yu Xiaogang too.
Bullet comments drifted across the screen:
[Great acting, Little San.]
[Oscar owes you a little golden statuette.]
[Little San's dad is hiding nearby.]
[...]
Meanwhile, in the living room.
Seeing this, Qian Renxue could not help frowning.
She had not expected Tang San, at rank ten without a Soul Ring, to be able to kill a four-hundred-year-old Mandala Snake alone.
Tang Wutong clapped and cheered.
"Yay! That's Daddy for you! He's amazing."
Gu Yuena also grew wary. Tang San had known how to act since childhood. No wonder he could become a God King in the future.
"What does that bullet comment mean, saying Tang San's dad is hiding nearby?"