Seeing the look in Tang San's eyes, Xiao Wu instantly fluttered her big eyes.
"Brother San, you wouldn't mind me being older, would you?"
Tang San instantly melted at Xiao Wu's cuteness.
He said solemnly, "How could I?"
At that moment, Ma Hongjun and Oscar couldn't help teasing him:
"Brother San, we never expected you to be so innocent with Xiao Wu."
Ning Rongrong couldn't help retorting, "Did you think Brother San was like you two, going to those places every day?"
Ma Hongjun couldn't help arguing, "I have to suppress my evil fire."
Hearing that, the girls couldn't help looking at Ma Hongjun with contempt. Compared to Ma Hongjun, Tang San was far better.
The Douluo II world.
Seeing this scene.
Bei Bei couldn't help marveling inwardly. As expected of a founding ancestor of Shrek Academy.
Not only was he powerful, but his ability to pick up girls was ridiculously strong too.
Thinking of this, Bei Bei gazed affectionately at Tang Ya, wanting to recreate the scene.
"Xiao Ya, be my little sister."
"I swear I'll protect you forever too."
Hearing those sappy words, Tang Ya nearly dug her toes into the ground.
"Get lost!"
"Bei Bei, if you say something like that again, I'm leaving."
Hearing Tang Ya refuse, Bei Bei couldn't help questioning his life. Why didn't this trick work when he used it?
The Divine Realm of Douluo II.
Recalling how Tang San had once stood in front of her, Xiao Wu couldn't help complaining:
"Brother San, why were you so foolish?"
Tang San couldn't help taking Xiao Wu's hand:
"No matter when it happens, I'll always make that choice."
"Besides, you sacrificed yourself for me back then. You were the foolish one."
The two were all lovey-dovey.
Then Tang San couldn't help asking curiously, "So was that when you set your sights on me?"
Xiao Wu said, "No way. I took a liking to you the moment I entered Dorm Seven."
Tang San: "..."
She really was a rogue rabbit!
If I hadn't had a mature soul, Xiao Wu really ought to have been electrocuted.
The other members of the Shrek Seven Devils, who happened to arrive just then, couldn't help getting another mouthful of dog food.
Ma Hongjun, the only one whose wife had passed away, couldn't help teasing:
"Brother San, you're stuffing me full with all this dog food."
Seeing everyone arrive, Tang San and Xiao Wu immediately separated.
Although they were already an old married couple, behaving like that in front of everyone still made them a little embarrassed.
At that moment, Tang San couldn't help asking in confusion, "What are you here for?"
Dai Mubai said, "We discussed it and realized we had no way to break through this Sky Screen, so we came to see you. We were worried you'd be upset about Xiao Qi leaving."
Tang San couldn't help feeling moved.
He hadn't expected everyone to have put in so much effort behind the scenes.
"Have faith in Xiao Qi. Heaven watches over the fortunate."
Everyone couldn't help nodding.
Before their eyes, the Sky Screen continued playing.
The modern world.
In the blink of an eye, five years had passed.
Tang San and Xiao Wu now looked different, having grown a good deal taller.
Tang Wutong couldn't help sighing:
"Ah, I really wanted to see more of Mom and Dad when they were little."
"But grown-up Dad is so handsome, and grown-up Mom is so cute too."
Qian Renxue said coolly, "Watch them yourself if you want. We're not willing to keep you company."
Tang Wutong couldn't help glaring at Qian Renxue.
She felt as though she had come here to argue with Qian Renxue on her father's behalf. The two really were born incompatible.
Meanwhile, the animation continued.
Tang San and Xiao Wu arrived in Suotuo City, intending to apply to Shrek Academy.
The two entered the Rose Hotel. There happened to be only one room left, and they booked it.
However, Dai Mubai, with a twin in each arm, said he had reserved that room long ago.
It turned out to have been an oversight by the hotel staff.
But the two sides got into a dispute over it.
Tang San and Dai Mubai fought one-on-one!
Dai Mubai, Martial Soul: White Tiger, level 37 Battle Soul Elder!
Tang San, Martial Soul: Blue Silver Grass, level 29 Tool Soul Master!
Even with the support of the Tang Sect Secret Arts, Tang San's Blue Silver Grass was still far too weak.
The toughness and paralyzing effects of his Blue Silver Entanglement were also ineffective against Dai Mubai's third Soul Skill, White Tiger Vajra Transformation.
Thus, Tang San lost.
Seeing Blue Silver Entanglement broken so easily, Tang Wutong couldn't help cursing:
"What was that Grandmaster bragging about, saying even someone two Soul Rings higher couldn't break free?"
"He's only eight levels of Soul Power higher, and Dad already can't handle him."
"What kind of bullshit Grandmaster is he?"
"He made my dad absorb such a useless Soul Ring."
Qian Renxue mocked her. "Who told your father to be so stupid and get taken in?"
Tang Wutong retorted, "Then aren't you even stupider for losing to my dad?"
Qian Renxue folded her arms across her chest. "The one who lost was the Angel God Qian Renxue. What does that have to do with me?"
Watching the two start arguing again.
Gu Yuena changed the subject:
"Am I really the only one who noticed? Something seems off about this hotel."
Tang Wutong curled her lips and said, "What's off about it?"
Lin Hao nodded:
"Because this is a love hotel."
"But your mom, Xiao Wu, seems to like it quite a lot."
Tang Wutong had wanted to argue.
But the next moment, she froze.
Because she saw that her mother was especially excited upon entering the room.
The Douluo I world.
Shrek Academy.
"How is that possible?"
Blue Silver Entanglement had been easily broken by Dai Mubai!
Lying in bed, Yu Xiaogang was jolted awake by anger too.
Earlier, he had boasted about how powerful Entanglement was. Now look-he had been thoroughly proven wrong.
Dai Mubai couldn't help saying smugly:
"I told you, Grandmaster. There's a problem with your theory, isn't there?"
"You were pretty pleased with yourself, holding a girl in each arm back then?"
Zhu Zhuqing looked at Dai Mubai with murderous intent.
Hearing those words, Dai Mubai nearly dropped to his knees.
How could he still spare a thought for mocking Yu Xiaogang?
He couldn't help smiling sheepishly:
"Well, I didn't know you'd arrived back then, did I?"
Zhu Zhuqing said coldly:
"So that's how you behave when I'm not around?"
"You were already a regular at that Rose Hotel, even familiar with the manager."
"So tell me, just how many women did you take there?"
Seeing the disappointment on Zhu Zhuqing's face, Dai Mubai stopped grinning too.
He cursed inwardly:
This damned Sky Screen really has already courted death, specifically showing all this dark history of mine.
Meanwhile, Oscar and Ma Hongjun had long since joined Ning Rongrong in egging them on.
"So you and Xiao Wu had already been to a love hotel, Brother San."
"Who would've thought? Who would've thought?"
Tang San was truly exasperated.
Could this Sky Screen stop showing this stuff?
Xiao Wu, however, showed her true rogue-rabbit nature:
"So what if we went to a love hotel?"
"Ours is pure love."
Ma Hongjun said with a perfectly straight face:
"Yes, yes, pure love, pure love. You even have a baby in the future, and that baby, Tang Wutong, is almost as old as you two."
Hearing that, even the rogue rabbit Xiao Wu couldn't help blushing with embarrassment.
The worlds of Douluo II and Douluo Dalu III: The Legend of the Dragon King.
"Quick, write this down!"
"The Shrek Seven Monsters' first meeting actually happened in a love hotel, and they even argued over a lovers' suite!"
"Even the academy's unofficial histories don't seem this wild!"
"To think Senior Dai Mubai, the Evil-Eyed White Tiger, even had a twin in each arm. I'm so jealous!"
Everyone at Shrek Academy couldn't help eagerly following the gossip about the first-generation Shrek Seven Monsters.
And it seemed that before long.
They would finally have a chance to see what the original Shrek Academy looked like!
In their hearts, it was an existence akin to a sacred land!
Unfortunately, it seemed to have been destroyed in a past war!
More of the surviving historical records concerned Blue Tyrant Academy.
The modern world.
The animation continued.
After picking up some undervalued hair crystal and refining it into Dragon Whisker Needles.
Tang San carried Xiao Wu on his back all the way to Shrek Academy.
Tang Wutong couldn't help chuckling and complaining, "All Mom and Dad know how to do is hand out dog food!"
Qian Renxue watched coldly. "Can we skip this part?"
Lin Hao: "No."
Seeing you object tells me we definitely can't skip it.
Otherwise, where would I get more Emotion Points?
Gu Yuena, however, was puzzled:
"Can this even be called a Soul Master Academy?"
Although she had never been to the human world, the Soul Master Academies she had seen in the information generally looked quite grand. Even ordinary junior Soul Master Academies looked respectable.
Why was this supposedly awesome Shrek Academy so dilapidated?
Never mind Gu Yuena-even the many Shrek students in the worlds of Douluo II and Douluo Dalu III: The Legend of the Dragon King couldn't help looking utterly bewildered.
Was this the origin of Shrek Academy?
Didn't it look far too shabby?
At that moment, Lin Hao couldn't help nodding as he spoke.
"Actually, this was exactly what Shrek Academy looked like in the beginning."
"It didn't just look shabby. It really was a scam academy."
Hearing that, Tang Wutong immediately became displeased.
"What gives you the right to call my daddy's academy a scam academy?"