Douluo: Reborn as an Evil Fire Phoenix, More Children, More Blessings
Chapter 22

What to Do? First, Get Pregnant

1,273 words4 min read1 view1d agoSource
Next

Inside a cave on Phoenix Emperor Mountain.

"What am I going to do?"

"I'm afraid I can leave out the 'what' and just do it."

"How dare you ask me that?"

Yan Buhui pursed his lips and smiled calmly. "Get you pregnant, of course!"

"Otherwise, what else could I do? If you want to become Titled Douluo, get pregnant first. That's my promise to you, and I hope you'll keep yours and bear me a child."

"Shameless pervert! That's all you think about every day. You're beyond saving!"

Shui Bing'er bit her soft lip and pointed at Yan Buhui, scolding him in embarrassed anger.

"Ha..."

"What's wrong?"

"Have you already forgotten our night of passion? Come on, let me refresh your memory just a little. Hehe!!"

Yan Buhui chose not to take up Shui Bing'er's point.

Instead, he changed the subject and continued teasing her.

He didn't care what Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er, Xue Wu and the others said.

Hens had no right to speak before they laid eggs.

Once they started laying, Yan Buhui might pay them some attention.

It was only normal to treat captives well.

The same went for wives and concubines.

With the major Soul Beast factions competing against one another these days, what else could Yan Buhui do?

When he ran into trash, he could call himself the emperor of the Evil Fire Phoenixes!

When he ran into an expert, who wouldn't curse him as a little chick and ask if he was trying to defy the heavens?

What could he do about that?

Have children, of course!

Work hard at having them!

Keep at it!

Put his back into it!

Wasn't it all for the rewards from that little patch of land?

His many children, many blessings buff was fully stacked.

He couldn't just leave it unused.

That would make him a bit of a cowardly bastard, wouldn't it?

So Yan Buhui could only make having children the number one priority in his life.

Besides, this was answering the nation's call: "Work hard and have children!!!"

Who could blame him when the birth rate was so low these days? It was almost in the negative. He was producing a batch of high-quality Soul Master and Soul Beast hybrids for Douluo Continent!

Whatever else might be said, they would at least be experts on the "phoenix egg" level!

Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er, Xue Wu, Qiu Ruoshui, Yu Hairou, Shen Liuyu and Gu Qingbo, the Seven Beauties of Skywater, were stunned again. Didn't Yan Buhui ever get tired? He was like a perpetual-motion machine!

Last night, he had taken on all seven of them by himself.

And every one of them was a maiden as lovely as a flower.

After Yan Buhui's ruthless hands had crushed those blossoms, they had instantly been devalued into secondhand goods.

A woman's chastity was her most important possession, after all.

But this boy Yan Buhui...

Seemed to have no concept of it.

He was a pure bulldozer.

As long as a woman could bear him a child, she could earn his respect and attention.

This...

Was a bit like the emperors of old. The more capable and numerous a woman's sons and daughters were, the more secure her position in the harem would be.

It was rather like competing for favor.

Shui Bing'er couldn't help feeling that Yan Buhui's frightening side as a man went far beyond the Evil Fire her own delicate body could withstand.

She feared his Evil Fire Phoenix blood essence might be able to suppress her Ice Phoenix eggs. If so, just how powerful would Yan Buhui's overall strength be?!

There was no way to know Yan Buhui's exact strength.

He had never made a second move.

He had basically subdued his opponents in one move.

"You bastard!"

Shui Yue'er was so angry her eyes rolled. "All you know how to do is bully us. Who else goes all night without a break like you?"

"Ahem... My fault, my fault. I'll reflect on it."

Yan Buhui rubbed his nose and gave an embarrassed, placating smile. "But everyone, I'm working hard so we can become gods in the future!"

"I put in all that effort and sweat buckets, and you still blame me. Life's so hard for me, sigh!!"

"Fine, put in the effort, but why did you pinch us?" Shui Yue'er immediately retorted angrily.

"Uh... I got carried away and couldn't help myself. I couldn't hold back."

Yan Buhui smiled calmly as he spoke.

"Damn it... To think someone could be shameless to this extent," Xue Wu couldn't help muttering beside them. Even now, a certain part of Xue Wu still bore Yan Buhui's handprint, a vivid red.

"When a person has no shame, they're invincible under heaven."

Yu Hairou added her complaint.

"Isn't that right? Once a person's skin gets thick enough, blades and spears can't get through it. I have to say, this phoenix man has some skills. It still burns and aches!!" Though Qiu Ruoshui spoke calmly on the surface, turbulent waves had long been surging inside her.

"He's certainly won you sisters over, sigh." Shen Liuyu replied softly, "The more you resisted at first, the more eager you are now."

"Women... Some are just cheap to the bone. Even knowing someone's trampling on them, they still offer up their old faces." Gu Qingbo gave a bitter, self-pitying smile. "Sigh, I brought it on myself, didn't I?"

Although the Seven Beauties of Skywater Academy had now become Yan Buhui's wives, concubines and captives, they still wanted a measure of respect.

Rather than being tools Yan Buhui used to vent his Evil Fire whenever he felt like it.

However.

Yan Buhui made no comment.

He simply pressed his hands together beneath his chin and half-squatted on the phoenix throne as he asked, "Everyone, are you finished?"

"..." Shui Bing'er.

"..." Shui Yue'er.

"..." Xue Wu.

"..." Yu Hairou.

"..." Qiu Ruoshui.

"..." Shen Liuyu.

"..." Gu Qingbo.

In an instant, the people of Skywater Academy fell completely silent.

They were suppressed by Yan Buhui's imposing presence.

"If you're finished, listen to what I have to say."

Yan Buhui raised his head and smiled naturally. "I made myself clear before. I won't go back on a single thing I promised you. Likewise, my demand is very simple: I only need each of you to bear me one child, nothing more!"

"There are seven of you, one child each. That's not too much to ask, is it?"

"What? Is that so hard?"

"Huo Wu is already pregnant. Why can't you be?"

Yan Buhui gave a cold snort and smiled, then continued, "Where in this world can you find such a good deal? You want everything without giving anything in return?"

"I gave you my Fallen Heart Flame Heart Fire to cultivate with, and I can also grant you Ultimate Fire through our bodies. Add my precious phoenix blood essence to that, and what are you still dissatisfied with?"

"Phoenix Emperor Mountain alone is larger than the combined area of your Four Elements Academy. Have you ever lived in a house this big before?"

"Honestly, both sides have to contribute."

"When it comes to enjoying the benefits, I basically don't leave out a single one of you Seven Beauties of Skywater. Besides, at present, all you have to do is provide a womb. It's that simple."

"Although anyone can bear children, they aren't as beautiful as you. You barely... passed my test. Mm, that's right, I admit it: I like beautiful women."

Faced with Yan Buhui's bold declaration,

Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er and the others fell silent again.

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next
How was this translation?

Comments