The Old Days, Dice, and the Investigator's Handbook

[Recruitment Notice] The old days have passed, the long night has yet to fall, and the new sun has yet to rise. This is the waning day. In an age when divine disasters are as common as stray dogs on the roadside, some seek to uncover the truth of the old days, some wish to establish a new order, and some yearn to take control of their own fate... while others simply need somewhere to go. So why not join a thrilling tabletop role-playing campaign? Now recruiting investigators. Applicants must be literate, able to take a beating, and resistant to insanity. Must be willing to work overtime, undertake field assignments, get into brawls, and endure mental contamination. Generous pay, with meals, lodging, and burial included. Die on the job, and we'll compensate you with a luxurious cemetery plot. -Carlo Schuster [Message Board] "Wait, hold on. Nobody told me what was going on!" -Isaac Lessing ... [Owing to the author's personal writing habits, this book is better suited to readers who don't strongly project themselves into the characters. It leans toward a two-protagonist setup: one plays the comic, the other the straight man (not really)...]