Ch. 21I Usually Don't Laugh, Unless I Can't Help It
After the Hogwarts feast, William watched the Weasley twins’ stolen homework answers spark a chaotic fight that sent Oliver Wood’s smelly signed shoe ricocheting through the Great Hall. The shoe drenched Snape in milk, and McGonagall ended the incident with a 30-point Gryffindor penalty while Dumbledore and the professors tried not to laugh.
- William reflected on teaching Hogwarts students catchy songs after everyone sang the school song to different tunes.
- Percy Weasley confronted George and Fred Weasley after discovering they had copied and sold his summer homework answers without paying him.
- George batted Oliver Wood’s shoe across the Great Hall, prompting Wood to realize it was his signed flying shoe and demand its return.
- Snape diverted the shoe toward Professor Tywin, who dodged it; Hagrid’s umbrella then bounced it back toward the High Table.
- The shoe splashed milk over Snape, and Professor McGonagall deducted 30 points from Gryffindor for the Weasleys’ and Percy’s fooling around.
- Dumbledore made excuses about the incident, while McGonagall struggled to suppress her laughter as Snape glared at them.