Ch. 1Of All Things to Be, Why Be a Simp? Ptooey
Jun Yan awoke in the body of a Spirit Hall prodigy who had died protecting Bibi Dong from the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger, and began recovering from his fatal wound. After learning his memories and abilities, he headed east to avoid the tiger while Bibi Dong was rescued by a Titled Douluo.
- Jun Yan used Wood Spike to kill a Blood Crow, then his body healed as he rested through the night.
- Jun Yan realized the original soul had vanished and recalled that he had spent twenty-six years as a bystander in his own body.
- Jun Yan remembered that the original Jun Yan had Twin Martial Souls and had been killed while helping Bibi Dong escape the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger.
- Jun Yan restored his Soul Power, changed clothes, and headed east to avoid the tiger and find a Soul Ring.
- A Titled Douluo told Bibi Dong he had driven off the injured tiger, and she said Jun Yan had been pierced through the chest while covering her retreat.
- The elder lamented Jun Yan's likely death, while Bibi Dong wondered whether Xiao Gang would have risked his life for her.