Ch. 1The God Who Never Did Any Real Work

Lin Feng, the transmigrated Heavenly Principles, lounged with Zhongli while the gods of Teyvat continued their unproductive lives beside a prosperous Douluo Continent. A mysterious Heavenly Screen appeared over both realms, announcing rankings and rewards as the story left everyone speculating about who would make the lists.

  • Lin Feng explained that he had brought Teyvat and its gods to the Douluo Continent a thousand years earlier, where the gods still avoided their divine duties.
  • Xue Qinghe visited Zhongli, who had become a guest elder of the Eastern Palace after Qian Renxue befriended him.
  • A mysterious force spread across the Douluo Continent, unfurled a scroll in the sky, and revealed an enormous Heavenly Screen.
  • The Heavenly Screen announced rankings for Douluo and Teyvat, promised rewards to those listed, and warned that others could kill them to seize those rewards.
  • Ning Fengzhi, Ning Rongrong, Tang San, Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang, and Gu Rong reacted in the livestream room, with Bibi Dong and Gu Rong expecting Spirit Hall and themselves to rank highly.

Ch. 2Raiden Ei, Who Had No Interest in the Rankings

As a sky screen announced rankings and rewards, people from Douluo Continent dismissed Teyvat and Raiden Ei, who was mainly looking for desserts and milk. Bibi Dong planned to investigate and kill Raiden Ei to claim her reward, leaving Teyvat in danger.

  • Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and Dai Mubai mocked Raiden Ei and called Teyvat an inferior, remote continent after she asked where to find desserts and milk.
  • Raiden Ei complained in the Teyvat chat group that Douluo Continent's people were unfriendly, and she joked that she would meet Dai Mubai's threat with her kitchen knife.
  • The Teyvat chat group discussed the enormous sky screen, while Raiden Ei explained that she had opened the Raiden Shogun Restaurant in Heaven Dou City to get desserts more easily.
  • Bibi Dong decided she would earn a ranking reward and considered traveling to Teyvat to kill its ranked fighters and take their rewards.
  • Bibi Dong ordered Ghost Douluo and Chrysanthemum Douluo to learn everything about Raiden Ei within three days and kill her if they found an opportunity.

Ch. 3The Confident Douluo Continent

Ning Fengzhi, Sword Douluo, Bone Douluo, and Di Tian considered who could make the ranking of Douluo Continent’s strongest and whether they could seize its rewards. The sky screen then announced Bibi Dong in tenth place and began showing her fighting abilities.

  • Ning Fengzhi worried that Bibi Dong might kill Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo before the ranking was announced, while Sword Douluo named Qian Daoliu as a likely top-three expert.
  • Sword Douluo warned that Soul Beasts might count toward the ranking, leaving the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect elders uncertain whether they would make the list.
  • Di Tian decided the ten great Ferocious Beasts would claim the rankings and ordered preparations to kill human contenders and take their rewards.
  • Di Tian declared that the Soul Beast Clan would reign over Douluo Continent when the Teyvat ranking was revealed, dismissing Teyvat’s inhabitants as creatures to conquer or enslave.
  • The sky screen ranked Bibi Dong tenth and showed her using her domains, Soul Skills, and other abilities in battle.

Ch. 4What Is a Titled Douluo?

Bibi Dong received a reward that increased every Soul Ring’s age by ten thousand years, bringing her ninth ring close to godhood. While Douluo Continent’s chat mocked Teyvat, its people ignored them and continued their daily lives, with some preparing to do business on the continent.

  • The sky screen’s reward strengthened Bibi Dong’s Soul Rings and made her consider killing higher-ranked people to claim their places.
  • Teyvat’s chat discussed Super Douluo, and Nahida announced that the eighteenth-generation Annihilation-class level-eight Soul Tool charging gun was ready for deployment.
  • Lin Feng approved the new weapon and went to sleep without checking Douluo Continent’s livestream chat.
  • Yu Xiaogang, Tang San, Yu Yuanzhen, Dai Mubai, and Ning Fengzhi mocked Teyvat and claimed its people were weak and unorthodox.
  • Liu Erlong accused Yu Xiaogang of still thinking about Bibi Dong, while Tang San and the others moved away from their argument.
  • Teyvat’s residents ignored the insults, and Hu Tao and Wangsheng Funeral Parlor employees advertised their funeral services in the chat.

Ch. 5Teyvat's Top Ten Strongest: Tenth Place

Hu Tao’s claims about Teyvat’s gods were mocked by Douluo figures until the rankings named Raiden Ei, the Electro Archon, as Teyvat’s tenth strongest. Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang rejected the revelation, while Bibi Dong eyed Yae Miko as a potential source of Soul Rings, and Paimon learned what Soul Rings were.

  • Hu Tao asked Yu Xiaogang what level of god he was and said the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor had held a funeral for Rex Lapis, prompting Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang to dismiss her claims.
  • The sky screen ranked Raiden Ei tenth and described her as Inazuma’s Electro Archon, a god over 103,700 years old who wielded lightning and could sever space and time.
  • Douluo viewers reacted with shock to Raiden Ei’s rank and learned that her familiar, Yae Miko, was equivalent in age to a Two-Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast.
  • Bibi Dong doubted that a god could remain in the lower realm, then considered capturing Yae Miko and other Soul Beasts to fill the empty Soul Ring slots on her Second Martial Soul.
  • Yu Xiaogang called the ranking fake because it contradicted his Martial Soul Theory, while Paimon asked Lin Feng what a Soul Ring was.
  • Lin Feng explained that Soul Beasts dropped Soul Rings when killed and that each ring’s age matched the beast’s years lived, horrifying Paimon.

Ch. 6Yu Xiaogang's Frustration

Lin Feng explained that Teyvat’s cultivators did not need Soul Rings, while Nahida revealed that gods and divine inheritances existed on the Douluo Continent, shattering Yu Xiaogang’s confidence in his theories. The Douluo characters and the Ferocious Beasts feared Teyvat’s power, but Gu Yue Na urged her people to watch rather than provoke its gods.

  • Lin Feng said Teyvat’s people cultivated by absorbing spiritual Qi and did not need Soul Rings, while Yae Miko joined the livestream and mocked Yu Xiaogang’s assumptions.
  • Nahida told Yu Xiaogang that people could become gods through Divine Trials and named several divine inheritances and their current inheritors on the Douluo Continent.
  • Yu Xiaogang rejected Nahida’s claims, then spat blood when she challenged him to name his own god level; Liu Erlong hurried to help him.
  • Ning Fengzhi and Tang San reacted to the revelations, while Tang Hao urged Tang San to stay calm and Dai Mubai denied that he had threatened Teyvat’s people.
  • Gu Yue Na stopped Di Tian and the other Ferocious Beasts from going to Teyvat and told them to observe its gods, since even its tenth-ranked person was a god.

Ch. 7A Survey of Iconic Moments

The sky screen showed Raiden Ei’s past as a god of Inazuma, including the death of her sister Raiden Makoto and the promise they made to protect their homeland. It then revealed a colossal serpent rising from the sea, leaving the observers shaken by its immense size.

  • The sky screen announced that it would show the iconic moments of ranked powerhouses and described Raiden Ei as one of the weaker gods among The Seven who served Heavenly Principles Phanes.
  • The image showed Raiden Ei contemplating eternity in the Plane of Euthymia, and Gu Yue Na, Di Tian, and the Ferocious Beasts trembled under the pressure of her gaze.
  • The sky screen revealed that Raiden Ei’s elder sister Raiden Makoto died on the battlefield in Khaenri'ah, prompting Bibi Dong, Xiao Wu, Tang Hao, and others to remember their own losses.
  • The vision showed Raiden Makoto teaching Raiden Ei about eternity and asking her to become the blade hidden in her heart.
  • A colossal serpent rose from the sea beneath dark clouds, frightening the observers, including Xiong Jun and the other Ferocious Beasts.

Ch. 8Raiden Ei

The sky screen showed Raiden Ei confronting the enormous serpent Archon Orobashi, overturning the belief that the serpent was her true form. As the serpent roared at her, people across Douluo Continent reacted to her power and reconsidered their ambitions.

  • Yu Xiaogang and others mistook the giant serpent for Raiden Ei’s true form, while Gu Yue Na wondered whether Ei might be connected to the Dragon God.
  • Raiden Ei remembered that the serpent was Archon Orobashi, who had invaded Inazuma and harmed her people, and declared that she would grant him eternity with her blade.
  • The sky screen revealed Raiden Ei’s imposing appearance, prompting Bibi Dong and Tang Hao to regret their past weakness and Tang San to set his sights on becoming a god.
  • Lin Feng and Little Paimon discussed what reward the sky screen might give Raiden Ei, while Yu Xiaogang recorded the images for his theories.
  • Archon Orobashi roared at Raiden Ei.

Ch. 9A Milk-Scented Slash

Raiden Ei drew her blade and killed the demon god Orobashi with one slash, carving Musoujin Gorge through the sea. The display left Tang San and the people of the Douluo Continent stunned by the scale of a god’s power.

  • Orobashi lunged at Raiden Ei, while Di Tian feared she would suffer a bitter victory and Xiong Jun predicted she would defeat him instantly.
  • Raiden Ei drew a towering purple blade from her chest and raised it toward the sky.
  • Raiden Ei slashed Orobashi from head to tail, and lightning erased his flesh as he tried to regenerate.
  • The slash left a vast, bottomless gorge through the sea, where lightning continued to spark in the water.
  • Tang San realized his hidden weapons could not compare to Raiden Ei’s Musou no Hitotachi and felt relieved he had not targeted Yae Miko.

Ch. 10The Ranking Ends, a Livestream Preview

The heavenly screen showed that Raiden Ei’s slash had remained powerful for centuries and revealed that she had later opened a restaurant in Heaven Dou City. After the ranking awarded her a resurrection opportunity, a preview suggested that ninth place on both rankings was connected to “Grandmaster,” prompting Yu Xiaogang to believe he would be ranked.

  • Yu Xiaogang recorded Raiden Ei’s feat while Liu Erlong caught him thinking about Bibi Dong and twisted his ear.
  • The heavenly screen showed generations passing beside the purple lake, where Raiden Ei’s lightning remained unchanged for hundreds of years.
  • The screen revealed that Raiden Ei had opened Raiden Restaurant in Heaven Dou City after stepping down as Electro Archon, and diners realized they had criticized a god’s cooking.
  • Qian Renxue, posing as Xue Qinghe, felt relieved she had not expelled Raiden Ei and considered trying to befriend her.
  • The ranking awarded Raiden Ei a resurrection opportunity and announced that ninth place on both rankings was connected to “Grandmaster.”
  • Yu Xiaogang declared that he expected to make the ranking and vowed to take revenge on the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan and Spirit Hall, while Nahida said the possibility existed.

Ch. 11Yu Xiaogang's Transformation, Raiden Makoto's Resurrection

Raiden Ei used her reward to resurrect Raiden Makoto, while Yu Xiaogang accepted his father’s offer to return to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. The sky screen resumed its ranking, leaving the next placement about to be revealed.

  • Yu Xiaogang imagined abandoning Liu Erlong for Bibi Dong as he anticipated becoming the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan’s young clan master and gaining power from the sky screen’s reward.
  • Raiden Ei used her resurrection chance, and Raiden Makoto returned in the Plane of Euthymia; Ei embraced her sister and fell asleep in her arms.
  • Tang Hao and other Soul Masters reacted to the resurrection, and Tang Hao hoped he might one day see Ah Yin again.
  • Yu Yuanzhen brought clan experts to Shrek Academy to beg Yu Xiaogang to return, and Yu Xiaogang agreed.
  • Yu Xiaogang returned to the clan and had those who had bullied him crippled and cast out, with Yu Yuanzhen helping him.
  • The sky screen displayed new images as the ranking began again.

Ch. 12Riding Coattails All the Way

The sky screen ranked Yu Xiaogang ninth and said he rose by riding Tang San’s coattails, prompting Nahida to challenge his Martial Soul theories. Tang San realized Yu Xiaogang had taught him nothing useful and began distancing himself from his master.

  • The sky screen ranked Yu Xiaogang ninth, calling his theories flawed and crediting his success to taking Tang San as a disciple.
  • Yu Xiaogang demanded that Tang San prove how much he had helped him, but Tang San could not think of anything Yu Xiaogang had taught him.
  • Nahida disputed Yu Xiaogang’s claims about Martial Souls, citing his own inability to advance beyond level twenty-nine and the exceptional students recruited by Shrek Academy.
  • Yu Xiaogang angrily rejected Nahida’s criticism but could not think of an example to refute her, while Tang San realized his master had never helped him and moved away.
  • Lin Feng watched Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, while Zhongli and the others commented in the livestream and Hu Tao advertised the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

Ch. 13The Art of Switching Faces

Ning Fengzhi and Yu Yuanzhen distanced their factions from Yu Xiaogang while ordering funeral services from Hu Tao, leaving Yu Xiaogang furious and clinging to his hopes for Tang San. The sky screen then announced a new feature about Yu Xiaogang’s absence from the Divine Realm.

  • Ning Fengzhi ordered three thousand Wangsheng Funeral Parlor services, offered Hu Tao a connection to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, and disavowed Yu Xiaogang and Shrek Academy.
  • Yu Yuanzhen ordered eight hundred services from Hu Tao and declared that the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan had severed ties with Yu Xiaogang.
  • Hu Tao, Raiden Ei, and Nahida mocked Yu Xiaogang, and Yu Yuanzhen denied that Yu Xiaogang was his son.
  • Yu Xiaogang felt betrayed by his father but reassured himself that Tang San would become a God King and enter the Divine Realm.
  • The sky screen announced that it would show Yu Xiaogang’s famous scenes and declared that Tang San’s brothers-in-law were in the Divine Realm, but Yu Xiaogang was not.

Ch. 14All Alone

The heavenly screen revealed that Tang San would bring his parents and Xiao Wu’s brothers Da Ming and Er Ming to the Divine Realm, leaving Yu Xiaogang behind. Rejected by Tang Hao, Tang Xiao, and Bibi Dong, Yu Xiaogang vowed revenge as Tang San returned to the Clear Sky Sect, excited about his future dual godhood.

  • Nahida explained that Tang San’s two First-Level God positions gave him four family-member places in the Douluo God Realm.
  • The heavenly screen showed Tang San using two Soul Rings to bring Da Ming and Er Ming to the Divine Realm, where Xiao Wu greeted them.
  • Yu Xiaogang raged that Tang San had chosen his brothers-in-law instead of him, while Tang Hao and Tang Xiao defended Tang San and threatened Yu Xiaogang.
  • Yu Xiaogang looked to Bibi Dong for support, but she disavowed him and arranged for Spirit Hall to help teach him a lesson.
  • Yu Xiaogang collapsed in despair and swore to become Tang San’s enemy for all eternity.
  • Tang San returned to the Clear Sky Sect with Tang Hao, dismissing Yu Xiaogang and celebrating the prospect of becoming both Sea God and Asura God.

Ch. 15Yu Xiaogang Goes Mad

The sky screen showed Tang San choosing Da Ming and Er Ming over Yu Xiaogang, prompting Ning Fengzhi and Shrek Academy to cut ties with him. In Heaven Dou City, Yu Xiaogang exposed Xiao Wu’s identity and location in the livestream, leaving the Douluo section ominously silent.

  • The sky screen showed Tang San welcoming Da Ming and Er Ming into his family while leaving Yu Xiaogang behind, and Ning Fengzhi took Ning Rongrong home and forbade her from returning to Shrek Academy.
  • Liu Erlong told Flender that Tang San had left, and Flender, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar accepted his departure.
  • Venti, Zhongli, Nahida, and Raiden Ei discussed Tang San’s heartlessness while Lin Feng and Little Paimon went to eat roast duck in Heaven Dou City.
  • Yu Xiaogang posted that Xiao Wu was a transformed Hundred-Thousand-Year Soft Bone Rabbit and revealed that she was in room 512 of Shrek Academy’s women’s teaching building.
  • Yu Xiaogang added that the current Tang San was only a Soul Douluo and reminded viewers that Xiao Wu’s hundred-thousand-year soul ring could be obtained by hunting her.

Ch. 16Heavenly Stratagem

Bibi Dong recognized that Xiao Wu’s hundred-thousand-year soul ring could benefit her, while Tang San and Tang Hao devised a plan to use Tang San’s future Sea God status to secure Sea God Island’s support. Their public demands left Bo Saixi unsure how to respond.

  • Bibi Dong dismissed her past feelings for Yu Xiaogang and focused on taking Xiao Wu’s hundred-thousand-year soul ring.
  • Tang San vowed to kill Yu Xiaogang, but Tang Hao warned him that doing so would play into Yu Xiaogang’s scheme and bring Spirit Hall against them.
  • Tang Hao proposed going to Sea God Island to seek the Sea God inheritance or its protection, and Tang San resolved to claim the island as his future power base.
  • Tang San and Tang Hao used the sky screen’s livestream comments to demand Sea God Island submit to Tang San and threatened Spirit Hall.
  • Bo Saixi was stunned by Tang San’s demand and could not find guidance for the situation in Sea God’s rules.

Ch. 17Value

Tang San’s attempt to command Sea God Island failed, and its Titled Douluo chose to stay out of the conflict. He and Tang Hao then turned to Teyvat for help protecting Xiao Wu, while Lin Feng dismissed the Clear Sky Sect as no threat.

  • Bo Saixi and Sea God Island’s Titled Douluo stayed silent when Tang San tried to command their forces before completing the Sea God Trials.
  • Bibi Dong, Yan, and others mocked Tang San, while Tang Hao and Clear Sky Sect elders threatened Lin Feng.
  • Little Paimon worried about the Clear Sky Sect’s threats, and Nahida explained that Lin Feng could destroy it seven times in three seconds.
  • Tang San and Tang Hao decided to seek help from Teyvat after Sea God Island refused to act.
  • Tang San asked Nahida and Teyvat’s gods to help protect Xiao Wu, offering them a favor in return.

Ch. 18Worthless

Tang San’s attempt to bargain with Teyvat was rejected, and Nahida explained that his promises held no value and that he lacked authority to offer the proposed terms. As Tang San and his allies raged, the sky screen began reviewing Nahida, drawing Bibi Dong and others’ attention.

  • Tang Hao claimed Teyvat would help Tang San obtain the Sea God Inheritance and destroy Spirit Hall, prompting Bibi Dong and Chrysanthemum Douluo to discuss the danger.
  • Nahida rejected Tang San’s offer as worthless and said Teyvat would require a Super Divine Artifact or extensive mineral development rights for a god to intervene.
  • Zhongli criticized Tang San’s trustworthiness, while Raiden Ei refused to help him because he had insulted Lord Lin Feng; Little Paimon mocked him as “Little Three, the Worthless Double-Standard.”
  • Tang San spat blood and threatened Teyvat, while Tang Hao, Dai Mubai, Qian Daoliu, and Tang Xiao challenged its claims of superiority.
  • The sky screen announced Nahida as ninth place in the Teyvat ranking, and Bibi Dong chose to watch her review before addressing Xiao Wu’s Hundred Thousand Year Soul Ring.

Ch. 19Qian Daoliu's Excitement

Nahida’s introduction revealed that she had helped reshape Teyvat’s cultivation system so mortals could become gods, inspiring Qian Daoliu and Gu Yue Na to consider what Teyvat might offer them. Qian Daoliu asked Bo Saixi whether her old promise still stood, and the Douluo Continent’s livestream erupted.

  • The heavenly screen described Nahida as the Dendro Archon and revealed that she had helped transform Teyvat’s cultivation system so mortals could become gods.
  • Ning Fengzhi, Yu Xiaogang, and Tang San reacted to the revelation, with Tang San resolving to hurry to Sea God Island and obtain the Sea God Inheritance.
  • Qian Daoliu realized that Teyvat might let him become a god despite Douluo’s restrictions and hoped he could fulfill Bo Saixi’s promise to accept the first of him and Tang Chen to reach level one hundred.
  • Gu Yue Na and Di Tian concluded that Soul Beasts might also become gods on Teyvat, and Gu Yue Na ordered Di Tian to capture humans who might know how to reach it.
  • Qian Daoliu opened the livestream and asked Bo Saixi whether her promise to accept the feelings of whoever became a god first still stood, setting off an uproar in the Douluo Continent’s section.

Ch. 20The Figure She Could Never Catch

Bo Saixi reaffirmed her decades-old promise to accept whoever first became a god, while Qian Daoliu hoped Teyvat would give him a chance to win her. Nahida’s ranking revealed her lonely childhood as the new Lesser Lord Kusanali, leaving her still struggling to live up to Greater Lord Rukkhadevata.

  • Bo Saixi confirmed that her promise to accept the first person to become a god still stood, despite fearing that Qian Daoliu might reach godhood in Teyvat.
  • The heavenly screen began showing Nahida’s ranking, and Qian Daoliu eagerly watched for information about becoming a god.
  • Nahida’s story revealed that she was born from a branch of Irminsul five hundred years earlier and was brought to the Sanctuary of Surasthana as the new Lesser Lord Kusanali.
  • The people of Sumeru compared Nahida to Greater Lord Rukkhadevata and urged her to become worthy of the title of God of Wisdom.
  • Nahida studied year after year but could not catch up to Rukkhadevata, and she secretly struggled with doubt and exhaustion.
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