The Most Intense Competition in History! The Sages Went Mad to Entertain a Child!

My Little Ancestor is asleep.

These six words, like an unparalleled law of silence, instantly froze the Kunlun Mountain Peak.

The wind has stopped.

The clouds have stopped.

All sounds and movements were completely erased at this moment.

The seven newly appointed Sage, who had just been arguing heatedly and stirring up a storm, froze on the spot, their breaths even stopping involuntarily.

The Yuanshi Tianzun stretched out half of his hand, which froze in mid-air, and even the Jade Purity Immortal Light at his fingertips forgot to flow.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu Zhang Da's mouth was still in the shape of a rebuttal, but his eyes were empty beneath his inverted, sword-like eyebrows.

The Qiankun Food Sage was even more comical. He was passionately arguing that "stir-frying better embodies the passion of the Great Dao than steaming," when a drop of saliva hung from the corner of his mouth. Under the blessing of the Sage's Law, he overcame the gravity of the Heavenly Dao and dared not let it fall.

All eyes, so cautious and apprehensive, were focused on the embrace of Hongjun Daozu.

There, Lin Shen was breathing evenly and sweetly.

Its tiny body was curled up, sleeping peacefully.

The emerald green ginseng leaf above his head rose and fell rhythmically with his breath, as if tapping out the most peaceful beat in the world.

"Sh--"

Hongjun Daozu made a shushing gesture.

His movements were extremely gentle, as if he were afraid of disturbing the sleeping butterfly.

Holding Lin Shen in his arms, he took a step forward, and his figure disappeared silently into the clouds and mist behind the mountain, leaving only a light whisper that echoed in the hearts of the seven Sages.

"Let's talk about it after Shen'er wakes up."

The seven Sage looked at each other and saw the same helplessness in each other's eyes.

And... a sliver of relief at surviving a disaster.

Thankfully, she's just asleep.

If they make you unhappy, the consequences... even Sage couldn't bear them.

"It's all your fault, Second Brother!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was the first to lower his voice and roar wildly in the "Kunlun High-Level Leadership Group" using his divine sense.

"If you hadn't insisted on reciting your rigid, outdated rules, how could Shen'er have fallen asleep!"

"Nonsense!"

The divine thought of the Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable transformed into a cold jade Jade Ruyi, which instantly smashed back.

"It was clearly your loud noise that disturbed Shen'er! My Heaven-Explaining Great Dao is the ultimate principle of heaven and earth, the most effective way to calm the mind and concentrate the spirit. It is clearly a hypnotic... cough, a supreme method to help you sleep!"

"Stop arguing!"

Taiqing Laozi's gentle divine thought transformed into a Tai Chi Diagram, neutralizing the divine attacks of the two.

"What's the point of arguing about these things now? The most urgent thing is to figure out how to make our sermons... well, keep Shen'er from falling asleep."

This question strikes at the heart of the matter.

The seven Sage fell into a long silence.

They are Sage, Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal, supreme beings who overlook the changing of eras.

But now, they have to rack their brains over the ultimate problem of "how to teach a class without putting a three-year-old to sleep".

If this gets out, it will be the biggest joke since the World Creation Primordial World.

I have something to say.

The ever-silent Fuxi, the Painting Sage, slowly "spoke." The River Diagram and Luo Script in his hands were gleaming with the light of predicting the future.

"Since we can't fathom Little Lin Shen's preferences, why don't we each prepare and hold a... rehearsal?"

"Rehearsal?"

All the saints and their divine thoughts moved at once.

"That's right," Fuxi explained. "Once Little Lin Shen wakes up, the seven of us will each speak for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, showcasing the most essential and interesting parts of our own Dao."

Finally, Little Lin Shen will judge whose 'lesson' was the most fun and interesting.

"Whoever receives the highest evaluation will be the first to preach in the formal sermon!"

This suggestion instantly ignited the passion of all the Sage.

This is not just about the order of sermons.

This is also a battle concerning the dignity of the Sage and his future standing in the heart of the Little Ancestor... the ultimate infighting!

"Alright! Let's do it that way!" Tongtian Play Sage was the first to respond, his eyes blazing with Battle Intent. When it came to having fun? He had never been afraid of anyone.

"Hmph." Yuanshi Light Sage snorted coldly, his mind already racing, calculating how to make his "Order Dao" appear even more "cool" and "advanced".

The Qiankun Food Sage was eager to get started; he felt his chance had come. What could be more interesting than eating?

Thus, after reaching a consensus, the seven newly appointed Sage, without the slightest delay, immediately dispersed and returned to their respective dojos.

They're going to... prepare their lessons!

The most outrageous and highest-level "Sage's lesson preparation" activity since World Creation Primordial World has thus begun.

Yuanshi Tianzun returned to his solemn and majestic Jade Yuxu Palace.

"Come out!" he said coldly to the empty hall.

Buzz--

The Artifact Spirit of the Yuxu Palace appeared timidly before him, transformed into a tiny child made of light and shadow.

"Master... Master, you wanted to see me?"

"Hmph!" Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the culprit, his anger rising. "You can sing and dance, can't you?"

"Now, I'm giving you a chance to redeem yourself!"

With a flick of his wrist, countless shimmering array diagrams appeared in his palm, each containing power sufficient to overturn the Qiankun.

"Integrate these array diagrams into your 'dance'!"

"I want you to dance to that bullshit 'The Most Dazzling National Style'!"

"What I want you to perform is the evolution of the 'Myriad Stars Great Array'! It's the secret of the 'Twelve Heavenly Gods and Demons Great Formation'!"

"I want my little apprentice to comprehend the most profound principles of array formations in the world while watching you dance!"

"And music! No more of that decadent music!" Yuanshi Tianzun waved his hand, and an ancient Daoist scripture appeared in mid-air. "From now on, use this * Yellow Court Scripture * as background music! Perform it in the most solemn and grand symphonic style!"

The Yuxu Palace Spirit looked at the complex array diagrams that nearly caused its spirit body to collapse, and then at the dry and boring <Yellow Court Scripture>. Its small, luminous body trembled.

Master, you call this... dancing?

On the other side, the Biyou Palace of the Tongtian Jiaozhu presented a completely different scene.

"Not enough! Not exciting enough!"

Tongtian Play Sage stared at his "roller coaster 2.0" constructed from sword energy, his beard bristling and eyes wide with rage.

"The speed needs to be even faster! Faster than that, fast enough to tear through space and time, so that passengers can experience the thrill of surfing through the River of Time!"

"Make the turns even sharper! Use space folding technology! Make every turn feel like a dimensional leap!"

"And the special effects! The lighting and shadow effects are top-notch! We want billions of Immortal Slaying Sword Qi whistling in your ears, but not a single hair on your head to be harmed! That's the kind of ultimate thrill that pushes the boundaries of destruction!"

As he spoke, he personally made modifications, gradually incorporating the essence of his "Heaven-Cutting Sword Dao" into every detail of the "Sword Dao Roller Coaster Pro Max".

His goal was very clear.

He wanted his young apprentice to experience it once, so that he would fall completely in love with the feeling and never be able to leave his Third Master again!

The Eight Sceneries Palace of Taiqing Laozi was filled with the fragrance of cinnamon.

"No, this 'Strawberry Flavored Nine Revolutions Soul Returning Pill' has enough strawberry flavor, but its resurrection effect is too strong. My little disciple will easily suffer from indigestion if he eats it."

"This 'Chocolate Flavored Creation Golden Elixir' has a silky smooth texture, but its Qi of Creation is too strong; it might cause my little disciple to burp if he eats it."

Sugar Sage Taiqing stood facing a furnace of colorful pills, his brow furrowed in worry.

He discovered that refining a pill that could allow even Daluo Golden Immortal to break through to the next level was very simple.

But to refine a "snack pill" that is delicious, fun, has few side effects, and perfectly suits the little disciple's taste is even more difficult than attaining the Primordial Dao!

"Perhaps I should change my approach."

Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard, a flash of enlightenment appearing in his eyes.

"Simply making food taste good is no longer enough for my little apprentice. What I need is... creativity!"

He slapped his thigh—I've got it!

He wants to create a kind of... "Blind Box Pills"!

Each pill looks exactly the same, but consuming it will randomly trigger a harmless yet surprisingly interesting effect.

For example, eating it can make a small, glowing mushroom grow on your head.

Or, eating it can make you walk with background music playing, and the background music is random.

Or, it might make someone's speech turn into a kitten's meow, lasting for the duration of an incense stick.

Yes! Let's do it!

Taiqing Laozi was instantly filled with energy. He immediately opened the furnace and began his brand-new "creative alchemy" journey. His enthusiasm was even higher than when he refined his first batch of Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir.

Nuwa, Fuxi, Qiankun, Yin Yang, are all frantically "preparing lessons" in their own ways.

The adorable Nuwa is currently in her "Garden of Love," attempting to use the laws of creation to create a brand-new mythical beast that is both furry and glowing, and can even sing "Little Apple."

The Painting Sage, Fuxi, used the laws of destiny to create an unprecedented "interactive animation" on his River Diagram and Luo Script. He wanted Shen'er to be able to doodle on the painting himself, thereby changing the course of the story.

The Food Saint Qiankun had already set up his Qiankun Cauldron and was throwing in a leg of Chaos Demon Gods that he had dug out from some ancient ruin. He firmly believed that there was nothing a meal of meat couldn't solve.

The Yin Yang theory of the Sage of Reason is a kind of "Great Dao" version of Lego bricks, allowing the junior disciple to use the Yin Yang energies to build the world he wants at will.

Atop the entire Kunlun Mountain Peak, sword energy and the fragrance of elixirs mingled, and the essence of Daoist philosophy and music blended harmoniously.

An eerie atmosphere, brimming with both "involution" and "creativity," enveloped this Sage place.

All the Sage are giving their all for the upcoming "teaching observation class".

They firmly believe it.

This will be the most important battle that will determine their future status in the Primordial World!