A Huge Mix-Up Over Sage Titles! Hongjun's Proposal to Preach the Dao!

At the Kunlun Mountain Peak, even the wind seemed to have been sucked away, leaving a deathly silence.

The Sugar Sage, the Light Sage, the Play Sage, the Saint of Cuteness, the Painting Sage.

The five newly bestowed titles, seemingly still carrying the aroma of Lin Shen and milk, were no longer honors, but five heavy Shackles, firmly imprinted on the primordial spirits of the Three Pure Ones and Nuwa.

Even the Jade Purity Immortal Light couldn't conceal the iron-blue hue on Yuanshi Tianzun's face.

Light Sage?

The solemn image of the Heavenly Dao Order that he had envisioned had shattered.

Instead, a figure covered in cheap neon tubes twisted wildly to a jarring rhythm in the Chaos dance floor.

His newly attained Sage's Heart was now throbbing with pain.

No, I have to struggle.

"Shen'er."

Yuanshi Tianzun tried to twitch the corners of his mouth, but only managed to make the muscles on his face contort stiffly, his voice dry as if it had been blown by the Chaos winds for billions of years.

"Is the title 'Light Sage'... too dazzling? As I explain the order of heaven and earth, how about calling him 'Order Sage' or 'Sage of Reason'?"

Lin Shen tilted his head, his pure, large eyes filled with confusion.

"The Sage of Reason?"

"Isn't that grandfather in the black and white robe already called the Saint of Reason?"

"Second Master, the teacher said we can't steal other people's names, that's not being a good child."

The Yuanshi Tianzun's breathing stopped.

He felt that this naive and innocent remark had pierced a transparent hole in his Dao Heart, causing the dignity of Sage to leak out with a series of squeaks.

"Second Brother, just admit it."

The Tongtian Jiaozhu beside him had already emerged from the shadow of the "Play Sage" title, and even felt that the title was unique, exuding a sense of dashing and unrestrained style.

"What's wrong with playing? There are three thousand paths to enlightenment; surely there's no room for the word 'play'?"

He puffed out his chest, looking self-righteous, then glanced sideways at Yuanshi, a smirk spreading across his face.

"'Play Sage,' how free and unrestrained, perfectly suits my path of Seize a thread of life!"

"But you, Second Brother... 'Light Sage,' tsk tsk, truly a name that breaks the heart and brings tears to the eyes of all who hear of it."

"You!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun Jade Purity Immortal Light suddenly surged, emitting a "sizzling" sound, and the entire Kunlun Mountain trembled slightly due to his anger.

"Alright, stop arguing."

Taiqing Laozi spoke slowly, having completely accepted the seemingly absurd concept of the "Sugar Sage".

And the more I think about it, the more wonderful it seems.

Sugar brings sweetness and soothes the soul; isn't this precisely the highest realm of his "Governing by non-action, Nourishing things silently"?

Mmm, it smells delicious.

"This is a gift from Shen'er, and it is our greatest honor."

With a single sentence Laozi Taiqing, the matter was settled.

His seemingly indifferent yet all-encompassing gaze swept over Yuanshi and Tongtian, his eyes clearly saying: Anyone who objects is going against our little disciple.

The celestial light surging around Yuanshi Tianzun instantly subsided.

What else could he do?

Nuwa and Fuxi looked at each other and saw a bitter smile in each other's eyes, a mixture of relief and helplessness.

A master of cuteness? Painting Sage?

Well, compared to the "Light Sage," this is already an immense blessing.

And so, under Lin Shen's naiveté and Taiqing Laozi's forced interpretation, the titles of the five new saints, which concerned the face of countless future years, were hastily and absurdly decided.

This scene was projected precisely onto the Kunlun Mountain through Fuxi's "Destiny Live Broadcast Room".

After a brief period of utter silence, the entire Kunlun Market erupted into chaos!

"Honorable title of Sage! Sugar Sage! Light Sage! Play Sage! Cute Saint! Painting Sage!"

"I understand! I understand completely! So this is the way of the Sage... so close to us ordinary mortals!"

"The Light Sage! The Yuanshi Tianzun is the Light Sage! What does this mean? Light is the ultimate mystery of the universe! I have decided that from this day forward, I will cultivate the 'Great Path of Light'! My goal is to become the most radiant being in the Primordial World!"

A jet-black raven spirit cried out to the sky, and actually began to try to condense a faint wisp of light on its body, its feathers trembling with excitement.

"The Play Sage! The Tongtian Jiaozhu is the Play Sage! This is the true path of carefree wandering! What's the use of arduous cultivation? Playing is the right way!"

A sword immortal who had been diligently cultivating the way of the sword suddenly plunged the immortal sword he regarded as his life into the ground, his face revealing a fanatical expression of profound enlightenment.

"I'm not practicing swordsmanship anymore! I want to study how to use sword energy to perform acrobatics! I want to become the Chief Disciple under the Play Sage!"

"The Saint of Cuteness! Empress Nuwa is the Saint of Cuteness! Cuteness is justice! Fluffy is the ultimate truth! Sisters, let's get her!"

A group of fox spirits, originally known for their allure, suddenly found their life's purpose. They stopped diligently practicing seductive arts and instead began frantically discussing how to make their tails fluffier, softer, and cuter.

The art style at the Kunlun Mountain is once again accelerating wildly in an indescribable and bizarre direction.

At the summit, Hongjun Daozu watched the chaotic scene of the demons, a smile almost impossible to hide on his lips.

Primordial World continue to develop like this, it seems... even more interesting.

"Alright, now that the title has been decided, it's time to get down to business."

Hongjun cleared his throat, drawing everyone's attention back to him.

He looked at the seven newly ascended Sage before him, each with a different aura but all having transcended worldly concerns, and a look of satisfaction appeared in his eyes.

"The seven of you have recently attained the Primordial Dao, a feat unprecedented since the beginning of Primordial World."

"However, the great path has just been established, and its foundation still needs to be solidified."

"The Primordial World, due to today's changes, have their Dao Heart stirred and urgently need guidance."

Hongjun's gaze swept over the Ocean of Living Beings below, engrossed in the frenzy of "class change," and he slowly said, "In my Old Daoist opinion, why don't the seven of you jointly expound on the Great Dao here?"

"Firstly, this allows me to review my gains and solidify my Dao attainment."

"Secondly, it can also point out the way forward for all living beings in the Primordial World and sow the seeds of the Dao, which is an immeasurable merit."

Seven Sages preach the Dao together!

Upon hearing this proposal, all seven new Sage's Heart were simultaneously jolted.

That's definitely a brilliant idea.

They have just attained enlightenment, and their understanding of their own Great Dao is still somewhat vague. If they can explain it through preaching, it will greatly benefit their consolidation of their state of enlightenment.

More importantly...

This is a golden opportunity to demonstrate one's own great path and vie for the "orthodox lineage" before Little Lin Shen!

Whose way can win the faith of more living beings?

Whose path can make Little Lin Shen like it more?

That's the key point!

"The teacher is absolutely right!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun was the first to step forward. He couldn't wait to use his orderly and majestic Heaven-Explaining Great Dao to wash away the shame brought by the "Light Sage".

"This disciple is willing to preach the 'Dao of Order' for all living beings in the Primordial World!"

"Come on, Second Brother!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu immediately jumped out. "Your rigid rules are so boring they make everyone sleepy! Let me talk about the 'Carefree Sword Dao,' I guarantee everyone will be thrilled!"

"Amitabha! Speaking of passion, the Old Daoist's 'Great Dao of Food' is second to none!" The Qiankun Food Sage had somehow appeared, his face glowing. "Nothing can ignite fighting spirit like a good meal! I'll talk about <The Seventy-two Great Dao Transformations of Roasted Meat>!"

"Let me tell you about destiny!"

"I'll talk about fate!"

"I'll talk about balance!"

For a time, the seven new sages argued fiercely over who should speak first and what to say. The Sage' imposing aura stirred up the storm, and the laws of Daoism transformed into a war of words.

Hongjun looked at this scene, but only smiled and remained silent.

Let them argue, let them argue.

The louder the argument, the better.

Anyway, it's not you who make the decision.

He looked down at Lin Shen, who was yawning in his arms because he couldn't understand the adults arguing.

"Little Lin Shen," Hongjun's voice was so gentle it could melt water, "Which Master, sister, or uncle would you like to hear tell a story first?"

Lin Shen rubbed his sleepy eyes and yawned widely.

He glanced at the Sage who were arguing heatedly, his little mouth pursed, and he said in a childish voice:

They're all so noisy.

Lin Shen didn't want to hear it.

"Lin Shen... wants to sleep."

After saying that, he actually found a comfortable position in Hongjun's warm embrace, closed his eyes, and fell into a deep sleep.

In that instant.

All the quarrels, all the Daoist chants, and all the celestial light Kunlun Mountain Peak came to an abrupt end.

The seven Sages, who had just been so aggressive and ready to fight to the death for the orthodox path, suddenly froze in place.

Their faces showed the same expression, a mixture of astonishment, confusion, and blankness.

It's over.

My Little Ancestor is asleep.