Tongtian Preaches! Sword Qi Rollercoaster ProMax!

One point.

Lin Shen uttered these two words from his small mouth, which was still stained with sugar.

It felt light, yet heavier than a full-force blow from the Pangu Banner hitting one's face.

A very subtle tremor, one that should not belong to Sage, appeared on the Saintly Body of the Yuanshi Tianzun.

His face, which had been tense because of the title "Light Sage," now completely darkened, becoming as gloomy as if it were still in the Chaos.

The "world of order" that he painstakingly forged into a single entity from the Heaven-Explaining Great Dao was worth only a fraction of a cent in the eyes of his youngest disciple.

Even the fact that the house doesn't dance has become a point deduction.

Where can this principle be explained?

"Pfft--cough cough!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was standing nearby, could no longer hold back and burst into laughter, only to be choked by his own Immortal Qi and cough violently.

While pounding his chest, he used his divine sense to unleash a storm within the "Kunlun High-Level Leadership Group".

"One point! Second Brother, did you hear me! Just one point!"

"Not even as good as a tortoise! Hahahaha! I'm going back to the Biyou Palace right now and have this sentence carved on the Mountain Gate!"

Within the Jade Purity Immortal Light surrounding the Yuanshi Tianzun, wisps of the destructive aura of World Creation began to emerge.

He stared intently at Tongtian, the chill in his eyes seeming to declare: If you utter another word, Kunlun Mountain will surely be divided today!

"Alright, third brother."

At the critical moment, Taiqing Laozi's gentle divine sense transformed into a Tai Chi Diagram, forcefully calming the murderous intent that was about to erupt between his two brothers.

He walked up to Yuanshi Tianzun, patted his stiff shoulder, and spoke with a philosophical tone that conveyed a profound understanding of all things.

"Second brother, don't get attached to appearances."

"The words of Shen'er are the Sound of the Great Dao, containing profound meaning."

He said your world is 'exactly the same,' 'no turns,' and 'without small animals.' What does that mean?

Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard, his eyes deep and unfathomable.

"This shows that true order is not rigid uniformity, but rather that within uniformity, 'change' must be allowed! This is 'change' within 'order,' and 'emotion' within 'reason'!"

"You only see the 'form' of order, but you've overlooked its 'spirit'. Shen'er, this is an enlightenment for you, second brother!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was taken aback upon hearing this.

It seems... there's some truth to it?

My perfect world truly lacks "vitality" and "change".

Could it be that my little apprentice isn't finding me boring, but is instead using his unique method to guide me on the path to enlightenment?

In an instant, the shattered Dao Heart of the Yuanshi Tianzun began to heal miraculously, and his understanding of the Heaven-Explaining Great Dao even gained a new insight.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu's eyes twitched as he watched.

Good heavens! Brother, your mouth is even more powerful than my Four Swords of Zhu Xian combined with the array diagram!

You can even make the dead seem alive!

Hongjun Daozu was both amused and exasperated by what he saw.

He had come to realize that in the Kunlun Mountain, anything involving Lin Shen could not be judged by ordinary standards.

All profound truths will eventually be forcibly distorted into the shape of "how to make Little Lin Shen happier".

"Alright, Yuanshi speaking, next one." Hongjun smiled and brought the topic back on track.

All eyes turned to the Tongtian Jiaozhu, who was still gloating.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu's smile froze, then he puffed out his chest, his face displaying an air of arrogance and self-assurance.

Finally, it's my turn!

He took a step forward, and his figure instantly descended upon the Starlight Dao Platform.

It lacks Taiqing's leisurely pace and Yuanshi profundity.

As soon as he stepped onto the stage, he snapped his fingers loudly at Lin Shen in the audience.

"My Beloved Disciple! Watch closely! Next up is your Third Master's performance!"

The voice that Tongtian was filled with unparalleled confidence!

"My way is 'play'! And also 'intercept'!"

"Severing heaven and earth, severing cause and effect, cutting off all paths, all for the sake of finding that one sliver of the most exciting opportunity for survival!"

"Today, Third Master won't be spouting those boring, sleep-inducing platitudes!"

With a wave of his hand, the spiritual energy on the entire Kunlun Mountain Peak instantly boiled over, forcibly seized and reshaped by him!

"Third Master, let me show you something exciting!"

Rumble--

A colossal, unimaginably massive super-orbit appeared out of thin air atop Kuntian Mountain. The sheer complexity of its structure sent Divine Soul down the spines of every Formation Master!

The track is not a physical entity, but rather woven from billions of incredibly pure yet perfectly controlled sword energies!

These sword energies sometimes transformed into straight trajectories, piercing deep into the Yunxiao.

Sometimes it twists into a 360-degree spiral loop, as if trying to twist space itself into a pretzel.

Even worse, the track abruptly stops somewhere, revealing a spatial rift abyss that swallows all light!

At the starting point of this massive track, there is a "roller coaster" also made of sword energy.

The front of the vehicle is shaped like a ferocious, roaring Ancestral Dragon, the body is covered with sharp sword wings, and the rear emits gorgeous and dazzling light and flame effects, making it extremely cool.

"This is the 'Heaven-Cutting Sword Dao Roller Coaster ProMax Enhanced Edition'!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu stood at the front of the car, like a top-notch tour guide to a paradise, extending a warm invitation to the billions of living beings below.

"It embodies my entire understanding of swordsmanship, space, time, and even causality!"

"Sit on it, and you will experience the thrill of surfing in the River of Time! Feel the excitement of repeatedly bouncing along the edge of spatial rifts! You will also witness firsthand how that sliver of life is forcibly extracted from the endless sword intent of destruction!"

"Most importantly!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu winked at Lin Shen, his face beaming with smug satisfaction.

"Full-on lighting and shadows! Billions of Immortal Slaying Sword Qi roar in your ears, yet we guarantee not a single hair on your head will be disturbed! Absolutely safe! Absolutely thrilling! Absolutely fun!"

These words left the millions of living beings at the foot of the mountain completely dumbfounded.

Sage preaching... can he really preach like that?

This isn't a sermon; it's clearly a grand opening sale at an amusement park!

Some timid beings felt their legs go weak and their Dao Heart tremble just looking at that roller coaster suspended in the air, exuding an aura of destruction.

But many more, especially those young and spirited creatures who revere battle and adventure, had a raging fire burning in their eyes!

That's so cool!

This is the demeanor Sage should have!

All the sugar boiling and building blocks pale in comparison at this moment!

The Saint of Play Sage is a true man of passion!

Wow! A roller coaster!

Below the platform, Lin Shen's eyes instantly lit up like two small suns.

He didn't even bother to eat the "Natural Candy" in his hand. He excitedly jumped off Hongjun's lap, pointed at the cool Sword Qi Rollercoaster, and screamed excitedly.

"Third Master! I want to play! I want to play that!"

"Okay!"

That's exactly what the Tongtian Jiaozhu was waiting for.

With a wave of his hand, a gentle sword aura lifted Lin Shen up and placed him steadily in the first seat of the roller coaster.

Then, he looked at the Sage beside him and the eager creatures at the foot of the mountain, and revealed a provocative smile.

"Fellow Daoists, do you have the courage to experience this with my Beloved Disciple?"

The atmosphere at the scene instantly became awkward.

To go or not to go?

Go, just looking at it is terrifying. If that madman Tongtian makes a mistake, his own Sage Dao fruit might be shattered.

If I don't go, wouldn't that be like admitting defeat in front of my Little Ancestor? How will I compete in the "playing with" business after that?

Just as the saints hesitated...

A figure no one expected was the first to rush out.

He is the Qiankun Food Sage!

He stuffed the Mysterious Yellow Little Clay Figure in his arms into the sack, and his figure transformed into a streak of light, "whoosh," as he jumped onto the roller coaster and sat steadily behind Lin Shen.

"Junior brother, don't be afraid! Your senior brother is here with you!"

As he spoke, he pulled a large string of sizzling, oily Chaos Pork Skewer from a sack—simply "collected" from the Bear Demon.

"Come on, junior brother, eat if you're hungry! These meat skewers taste even better with a roller coaster!"

He actually planned to eat skewers while riding a roller coaster?

Seeing the actions of the Qiankun Food Sage, the remaining Sage could no longer remain silent.

We can't hesitate any longer! If we hesitate any longer, these shameless people will steal all the limelight!

Nuwa, Fuxi, Yin Yang, and even Yuanshi Tianzun, whose Dao Heart had just been shattered, all boarded the roller coaster with dark faces and gritted teeth.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was extremely pleased with himself as he watched this scene.

This is exactly the effect he wanted!

"Hold on tight!"

He stood at the front of the car, full of vigor, and waved his hand forward sharply!

"The Heaven-Cutting Sword Dao Roller Coaster, departing!"

Boom--!!!

With a terrifying sword cry powerful enough to tear apart the Primordial World sky, the roller coaster, filled with Sage and hope, transformed into a streak of light too fast for the naked eye to see, and vanished instantly from the starting point of the track!