Sage Rollercoaster! Yuanshi's Dao Heart Cracks Again!

Boom--!!!

A sword's cry tore through the Primordial World sky.

The roller coaster, filled with Sage and hope, transformed into a streak of light too fast for the naked eye to see, and vanished instantly at the starting point of the track!

"Aaaaaah--!"

A piercing scream shattered the Kunlun Mountain Peak.

The voice was filled with mundane fear, completely unlike that of a Sage.

The one who let out the scream was none other than the Qiankun Food Sage, who had just vowed to accompany his junior brother for barbecue.

He felt as if the scenery before him was instantly stretched into billions of intertwined rays of light, and an extremely terrifying acceleration slammed his Sage Dao Body into his seat.

This force was even more direct and brutal than the impact he experienced when he was ganged up on by the Chaos Demon Gods during the Great Calamity!

"Whoosh!"

The Chaos Pork Skewer in his hand flew out, tracing a graceful arc in the air before being pulverized into basic particles by the violent sword energy.

"My meat! My Chaos pig!"

The Qiankun Food Sage let out a second wail, his voice filled with grief for the loss of his culinary delights.

However, his grief did not last long.

Even more terrifying experiences followed.

The roller coaster made a near 90-degree vertical ascent, soaring straight into the Beyond the Ninth Heaven, so fast that even the divine sense of Sage could hardly catch it.

Immediately following was a 360-degree spiral roll, accompanied by a sharp spatial folding turn that could disintegrate the Divine Soul of Daluo Golden Immortal!

"Vomit--"

The Yin Yang Reason Sage sitting in front of the Qiankun Food Sage had his black and white energies, which represented absolute balance, completely disordered, and even showed a tendency to reverse.

He felt that his Yin Yang Dao was being repeatedly trampled by Tongtian's completely unreasonable "Dao of Play".

"Fellow Daoist! Slow down! Slow down! My Tai Chi Diagram is about to burst out!"

For the first time in his life, the Yin Yang Reason Sage begged for mercy.

Nuwa and Fuxi were in slightly better condition.

Nuwa was surrounded by Creation Green Light, which absorbed most of the impact, but her beautiful face was filled with tension as she gripped the railing tightly in front of her.

She felt as if she wasn't riding a roller coaster, but rather experiencing, in an instant, the entire process of the universe from the Big Bang to heat death.

Fuxi fared even worse.

The River Diagram and Luo Script in his hand flickered wildly, and the Hexagrams on them were already a chaotic mess.

He tried to deduce the angle and speed of the next turn, only to discover that the roller coaster's trajectory had absolutely no pattern!

Each of its operations is an impromptu performance by the Tongtian Jiaozhu to "Seize a thread of life"!

"A madman! Tongtian is a madman!"

Fuxi, the Painting Sage, roared in his heart. His destiny and the Great Dao were as fragile as a joke in the face of Tongtian's pure "Chaos theory".

Yuanshi Tianzun, sitting in the last row, had a face as black as the bottom of a pot.

He neither screamed nor begged for mercy.

He simply used all his cultivation to activate the Jade Purity Immortal Light, which symbolized the "Heaven-Explaining Great Dao," to firmly fix himself in his seat, maintaining the last bit of dignity he had as Pangu's True Lineage.

But his heart was already in turmoil.

He could clearly sense that every inch of sword energy on the roller coaster track contained Tongtian's deepest understanding of the "Heaven-Intercepting Dao".

Vertical ascent, cutting off the space!

The spiral loop interrupts time!

A sudden stop followed by a sudden acceleration severed the cause and effect!

Tongtian, the third brother whom he had always looked down upon, had actually integrated his seemingly "Unorthodox Path" method of Heaven-Intercepting Dao with the concept of "play" to such a terrifying and perfect degree!

The Dao Heart of Yuanshi Tianzun, which had just been barely pieced together by Taiqing Laozi using "distorted reasoning," at this moment...

"Snap!"

It cracked again.

He discovered that his own Heaven-Explaining Great Dao, which pursued ultimate order and perfection, seemed... somewhat boring in the face of Tongtian's "Dao of Play," a path filled with randomness, excitement, and uncertainty?

Just as the Sage were each deeply moved by their own Dao Heart and their minds were in Divine Soul.

From the front row of the roller coaster came bursts of silvery laughter, filled with extreme joy.

"Hehehe... This is so much fun! So much fun!"

Lin Shen was standing on his seat, arms outstretched, letting the countless Immortal Slaying Sword Qi of the Immortal Slaughtering Sword blow across his face.

The terrifying sword energy, powerful enough to tear apart the body of a Great Luo Golden Immortal, automatically became gentler than a spring breeze when it approached within three feet of his body, softly lifting the emerald green ginseng leaf above his head and making it sway joyfully.

"Third Master! Faster! Fly higher!"

Lin Shen squealed with excitement, her little face beaming with pure, unadulterated joy.

He felt that this was a million times more fun than his Second Master's cold, Block World!

"Alright! My Beloved Disciple, sit tight!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu of the Tongtian Sect, standing at the front of the car, was extremely pleased with himself upon hearing Lin Shen's cheers.

He felt that at this moment, he was the most enlightened Sage in the entire Primordial World!

With a wave of his hand, the roller coaster's speed surged once again!

This time, it broke free from its orbit and transformed into a Brilliant Sword Rainbow Crossing Heaven and Earth, freely drawing a magnificent trajectory in the vast sky Kunlun Mountain Peak!

Sometimes it plunges into the Sea of Clouds, stirring up towering waves.

Sometimes it swoops down to the ground, skimming close to the surface, startling a flock of birds into flight.

In fact, Tongtian, caught up in a playful mood, controlled the roller coaster and performed a 360-degree high-difficulty spin and drift above the Jade Yuxu Palace of the Yuanshi Tianzun, which had already stopped its revelry!

Yuanshi Tianzun sat in his chariot, watching helplessly as he roared past his own rooftop.

His dark face had completely turned purple.

Utter disgrace!

This is an utter disgrace!

Tongtian! I will never forgive you!

The roller coaster sped wildly through the sky, the screams of the Sage on board mingling with Lin Shen's laughter, creating a discordant yet wonderfully wondrous symphony.

At the foot of the mountain, the millions of living beings in Kunlun Market were all dumbfounded.

They stared blankly up at the sword beam in the sky, soaring freely like Dragon Tail Swing, their Divine Soul captivated by its ultimate sense of "freedom" and "ease."

"I... I think I've figured it out again..."

The sword immortal who had previously stuck his sword into the ground suddenly slapped his forehead, his face showing fanaticism.

"I used to practice swordsmanship, pursuing Unity of Man and Sword! Now I realize I was wrong! Utterly wrong!"

"True swordsmanship is not about a person controlling a sword!"

"Instead... let the sword guide you!"

"The sword is the main body! The person is merely a passenger! Wherever the sword wants to go, the person follows! This is the true 'Sword Riding Flight'! This is the true Carefree Sword Dao!"

His profound realization struck the surrounding sword cultivators like a thunderbolt, plunging them into deep thought.

So, they were all practicing incorrectly?

Just then...

"Bite!"

The time it takes for an incense stick to burn is up.

The Sword Qi Rollercoaster in the sky performed a beautiful drift in mid-air and came to a steady stop back at the starting point of the Starlight Dao Platform.

The leader of the Tongtian Jiaozhu Sect jumped off the front of the car with great pride, his face beaming with the arrogance of "Praise me!"

The Sage behind him, their faces pale and their steps unsteady, staggered as they stepped off the carriage.

The Qiankun Food Sage of Heaven and Earth couldn't hold back any longer. He ran to the edge of the platform, grabbed the railing, and started retching.

Sage, rode a roller coaster until he vomited.

If this gets out, he'll probably be nailed to the Pillar of Shame in the Primordial World millions of years.

"Third Master! This is so much fun!"

Lin Shen jumped out of the car, his face flushed with excitement. He grabbed Tongtian's leg and gave him a big hug with all his might.

"Third Master is the most fun Third Master!"

This heartfelt praise made the Tongtian Jiaozhu feel that his life was complete!

Hongjun Daozu smiled and stepped forward, looking at the little fellow who was still immersed in excitement, and asked, "Little Lin Shen, how about giving a score to your Third Master's sermon?"

Without hesitation, Lin Shen raised his two little hands again.

Spread all ten fingers wide!

"Perfect score! Perfect score! Even better than First Master's perfect score!"

In his childish voice, he gave a score that was more than perfect.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was grinning so wide his mouth almost reached his ears.

He glanced smugly at the purplish-red face of the Yuanshi Tianzun beside him, his eyes full of provocation: Second Brother, do you see? This is the true Dao!

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted coldly, turned his head to the side, and didn't want to see his smug face anymore.

He now only hopes that the next preacher will be even more outrageous than Tongtian, so as to share some of his pain.

His gaze slowly fell upon the fourth preacher— Nuwa.