Divine Pet Expo
The Tongtian Jiaozhu's "Sword Qi Rollercoaster" won the highest praise of "surpassing full marks" with an almost crushing force.
Even more critically, it sparked a new trend of spiritual practice at the foot of the mountain called "play is the right way".
This put immense pressure on the preachers queuing behind them.
The face of the Yuanshi Tianzun was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the Heaven-Explaining Great Dao was buzzing and throbbing with pain.
His score of "one point" was like a brand of shame, which Tongtian crushed into his Sage Dao fruit with his Sword Qi Rollercoaster.
Whenever Tongtian's smug gaze drifted over, he felt his Dao Heart cracking.
"Alright, Tongtian has finished speaking. Next one."
The voice of Hongjun Daozu rang out at the right moment, drawing all attention to the fourth speaker.
Nuwa.
Amidst the attention of the masses, this Primordial World, the newly crowned "Cute Saint," swayed gracefully in her colorful robes as she slowly walked onto the Starlight Dao Platform.
The moment she appeared, all the noise in the world seemed to be gently soothed by an invisible hand.
She wasn't as mysterious as Taiqing, nor as rigidly didactic as Yuanshi, and she Tongtian Yuanshi.
Nuwa simply sat cross-legged in the center of the platform, and smiled at Lin Shen below.
That smile held no Sage pressure, no divine aloofness, only the warmth and intimacy of a neighborly sister.
"Little Lin Shen."
Her voice was clear and soothing, possessing a wonderfully calming power.
"I won't lecture you with those grand principles today. How about I introduce you to some new friends?"
"A new friend?"
Lin Shen's eyes lit up instantly; he loved making friends!
Nuwa smiled and nodded, saying nothing more. She simply raised her delicate hand and gently touched the void.
Silent fingertips.
There was neither the roar of laws nor the surge of spiritual energy.
That point was purely a matter of "creation".
It is the supreme and wondrous principle of creating something from nothing, of being born out of thin air!
Buzz--
A soft, seven-colored glow quietly bloomed at her fingertips.
Within the halo, a small, fluffy, round, white object, no bigger than a palm, was coalescing from nothingness.
It had a pair of restless, twitching Long-Eared Immortal, a pair of pure, unblemished red eyes, and a three-lobed mouth that kept moving as it curiously observed this brand new world.
"This is the 'Treasure Hunting Rabbit'."
Nuwa introduced herself in a soft voice.
"Its talent lies in its ability to detect the aura of all unborn Innate Spiritual Root and spiritual minerals within a radius of ten thousand miles."
Before the words were even finished, the little white rabbit had already taken shape and leaped out from the glow of the sunset.
It first sniffed the air warily, its two Long-Eared Immortal twitching wildly, as if it were using radar to search for enemies.
The next moment, with a whoosh, the little white ball of fluff disappeared from the spot!
The target is none other than the Qiankun Food Sage who's currently watching the show!
The Qiankun Food Sage felt his trouser leg tighten before he could even react.
Looking down, he saw the little white rabbit clinging tightly to his thigh with its two front paws, its two red eyes fixed on the bulging sack at his waist, its three-lobed mouth moving rapidly, drool almost forming a string.
The Qiankun Food Sage: "..."
He felt that all the money he had accumulated over millions of years had been stripped bare in front of this little thing, leaving him with absolutely no secrets.
At the foot of the mountain, the Daoist Duobao, standing before the water mirror, immediately had tears in his eyes!
"The Treasure Hunting Rabbit! It's the Treasure Hunting Rabbit!"
He trembled with excitement, staring intently at the rabbit, his possessiveness almost tangible.
"My Dao! This is my supreme Dao! With it, what treasure in the Duobao could I, Primordial World, not find?!"
He wished he could rush up Jade Capital Mountain immediately and break that rabbit off the leg of the Qiankun Food Sage!
On the altar, Nuwa's creation did not cease.
She stretched out her finger again and pointed it at the air.
As the rosy light shifted, it coalesced into a pure white kitten with a stubborn tuft of golden hair on its forehead, giving it a silly yet elegant appearance.
"This is the 'Enlightenment Cat'."
Nuwa's voice carried a hint of laughter.
"Its purring sound can help people concentrate and calm their minds, instantly entering a state of deep enlightenment. The snoring sound while asleep has an even more miraculous effect of repairing cracks in Dao Heart and purifying inner demons."
The "Enlightenment Cat" materialized, lazily stretched, and yawned.
Then, with elegant and leisurely cat-like steps, it walked directly to the front of Yuanshi Tianzun.
Amidst the astonishment, confusion, and even a hint of fear in Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes, as if saying "Don't come any closer," it leaped lightly with a push of its hind legs.
It landed steadily on the head of Yuanshi Tianzun.
Finding a comfortable position, it curled up into a fluffy white ball, making a contented "gurgling" sound from its throat.
The Yuanshi Tianzun was petrified on the spot.
He could clearly feel that the warm ball of fur on his head, with each "gurgle," transformed into a warm current, precisely washing over his Dao Heart that had just been crushed by Tongtian.
That shameful crack is... slowly healing at an incredible speed?
The expression on Yuanshi Tianzun's face instantly became incredibly complex.
He, Pangu's True Lineage of Pangu and the master of the Heaven-Explaining Great Dao, suffered damage to his Dao Heart. Instead of seeking to repair it with supreme and wondrous methods, he actually wanted to be healed by a cat's purring?
If this gets out... what will become of his Sage reputation!
"Wow! It's a kitten!" Lin Shen's eyes lit up, stars practically popping out of them. "Sister Nuwa! It's so cute! I want to pet it too!"
"Don't rush, there's more." Nuwa's smile grew even gentler.
She extended her finger for the third time.
In the glow of the sunset, a small, jet-black crow materialized, its feathers shimmering with starlight-like fragments of light.
Its eyes were vacant, its head tilted, as if it were filled with bewilderment at the whole world.
"This is a 'Rumor Dispelling Crow'."
Nuwa explained.
"Its gift is the ability to discern all lies in the world. Any falsehood will trigger its cry in its presence."
The adorable crow flapped its wings twice, slowly took flight, and finally landed on the shoulder of the Tongtian Jiaozhu, staring intently at Tongtian with its beady black eyes.
The Tongtian Jiaozhu felt uneasy under its gaze and subconsciously puffed out his chest, his face radiating righteous indignation.
"What are you looking at! I have always acted with integrity and honesty, and I have never lied!" His voice was booming and righteous.
The words had barely left his mouth.
"Croak!"
A loud, clear cry, filled with an undeniable sense of authority, Yunxiao.
The arrogance on the face of the Tongtian Jiaozhu instantly froze.
Beside him, Yuanshi Tianzun, with a cat on his head, had a small, delighted smile uncontrollably curving upwards at the corners of his mouth.
Nuwa's creation continues.
A koi fish that blows "lucky bubbles".
A lark whose song can inspire spiritual growth.
A deer whose feet bloom with colorful lotus flowers when it runs.
In the short time it takes for a Nuwa stick to burn, dozens of bizarre and wonderful new mythical beasts, all of which are undeniably adorable, have surrounded Nuwa.
Each of them possesses a seemingly useless but actually incredibly powerful auxiliary ability.
The Kunlun Mountain Peak is no longer a solemn and dignified place for preaching.
This place has become the first and highest-level... Divine Pet Expo since the World Creation Primordial World!
The millions of lives at the foot of the mountain have gone completely mad.
"My God! The Saint Nuwa! She... she's creating the world!"
"This isn't creation! This is clearly a cheat code on Wholesale Avenue!"
"That Treasure Hunting Rabbit! Give me one! I'd give my entire fortune, no, I'd be a slave for eternity to get it!"
"The Enlightenment Cat! I need that cat! With it, my attainment of the Daluo Golden Immortal realm will be just around the corner!"
"Rumor Dispelling Crow... I'd better not do that. It feels a bit dangerous; I might end up with no friends."
In the eyes of countless beings, a greed and desire a hundred times more insane than the struggle for the holy throne ignited.
They finally understood the true meaning of the title "Saint of Cuteness".
Cuteness is not just a superficial appearance.
Cuteness is a power! A supreme creative power capable of creating countless heaven-defying auxiliary beasts!
Below the platform, Lin Shen had long been restless.
He gazed at the fluffy, shiny, and adorable little animals that left him speechless, his drool soaking his shirt.
I don't want to eat it.
I want to... rub it! I want to bury my face in it!
"Bite!"
A stick of incense burned out.
Nuwa's sermon has ended.
She smiled and waved gently to the little ones who were cuddling and rubbing against her clothes.
"Go, go find the master you like."
The words had barely left his mouth.
Those dozens of "Great Dao Cheat" instantly transformed into countless streams of light, shooting towards the people on the mountaintop and the billions of living beings at the foot of the mountain!
A treasure hunt—no, a "cuteness hunt"—that sweeps across the entire Kunlun Mountains is about to begin!
"Mine! That koi fish is mine!"
"Anyone who dares to try and take that lark from me, I'll fight them to the death!"
"Aaaaah! It's flying right at me!"
Hongjun Daozu looked at the scene that had suddenly spiraled out of control and shook his head with a smile.
He looked at Lin Shen, who had run into the group of small animals and happily collapsed on the ground, surrounded by a swarm of furry creatures with only one tiny hand waving outside, and asked loudly:
"Little Lin Shen, how about giving a score to Sister Nuwa's sermon?"
Lin Shen poked his little head out of the fuzzy pile with difficulty, his face beaming with happiness and contentment he had never felt before.
He first stretched out his two little hands, spreading his ten fingers wide.
Then it closed and opened again, repeating this several times, as if it felt that this was not enough to express its feelings.
Finally, with all his might, in a childish voice, he gave an evaluation that would make even the most Sage despair.
"One hundred points! No! Ten thousand points!"
"Sister Nuwa is the most fun! Lin Shen loves Sister Nuwa the most!"
Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian Jiaozhu exchanged a glance simultaneously.
A cat perched on one head, and a crow perched on the other shoulder.
They both saw the same deep frustration in each other's eyes.
They felt that their carefully prepared "Great Way" was a joke in the face of Nuwa's "cuteness is justice" kind of dimensional Dimensional Strike.
How can we even compare?
There's no comparison!