You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 54

Kunlun Kindergarten Era! A Thousand Years Flew By

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Fuxi's sudden enlightenment plunged the Kunlun Mountain Peak into an eerie silence once more.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu froze in place, his hand rubbing together in anticipation.

The Yuanshi Tianzun Beginning silently withdrew his foot from the threshold.

Taiqing Laozi's hand, stroking his beard, froze in mid-air.

Even the saintly Hongjun Daozu couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eye when he saw the Dao aura on Fuxi that was about to enter the Hunyuan Realm.

All the bigwigs' eyes were focused on the innocent-looking instigator— Lin Shen.

Lin Shen was still in the pose of handing out the "Pinwheel" when he saw Fuxi suddenly glowing, and thought that this uncle had also turned into a fun toy.

Curious, he reached out his little hand and poked the rich Daoist aura emanating from Fuxi's body.

"Uncle... Liang... Liang..."

Just as Fuxi had finished mending his Dao Heart, he felt a "crack" and a new crack appeared.

He quickly composed himself and forced a smile that looked more like a grimace at Lin Shen.

"Young friend, thank you for your guidance. I will take my leave now to consolidate my cultivation."

After saying that, he transformed into a streak of light and ran away without looking back.

He feared that if he stayed any longer, the profound Dao of Hunyuan that he had finally grasped would be undone by the little guy's comment, "Uncle, you can even glow!"

Watching Fuxi's retreating figure.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu looked at his beloved disciple with an extremely complicated expression.

"Big brother, Second Brother... I have a feeling that our disciple might be a bit... poisonous?"

"What do you mean by poison?" Yuanshi Tianzun immediately retorted.

"My disciple's actions are called 'The Great Dao is ruthless, yet compassionate!' Every word and deed he makes accord with the true nature of the Great Dao. Fellow Daoist Fuxi had an obsession, which my disciple pointed out to him. This is his opportunity!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu nodded repeatedly.

He felt that he should spend less time alone with his apprentice in the future.

This is too exciting; my heart can't take it.

Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard and sighed, "Fortune and misfortune are interdependent; the Dao follows Nature. In this instance, Fuxi has turned misfortune into fortune."

Hongjun stood aside, smiling without saying a word.

He now increasingly feels how wise his decision to stay in the Kunlun Mountain was.

The "spectacle" that unfolds here every day is more interesting than his deductions of the Heavenly Dao over billions of years.

More importantly, observing Lin Shen, this "Child of the Great Dao," up close was of immeasurable benefit to him in consolidating his Sage realm and understanding the "variables" beyond the Heavenly Dao.

From then on, the Kunlun Mountain entered a completely new historical period.

This period is historically known as the "Kunlun Kindergarten Era".

Hongjun Daozu, the first Sage of the Primordial World, really settled down on Kunlun Mountain.

Every day, he would bring a small stool and sit at the entrance of Nuwa's "Wa Huang Palace," watching with a smile as a group of powerful figures surrounded a baby.

Three Pure Ones completely humbled himself and launched a vigorous "parenting learning movement".

Their core task each day is no longer discussing philosophy and spiritual practice, but rather—how to make Lin Shen happier.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu has become a full-time stay-at-home dad and a toy development master.

He incorporated the concept of the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation into his toy creations.

Four palm-sized "miniature immortal swords" were forged using four different types of Innate Geng Metal.

These four small swords can fly around and can also combine to form various small sword formations.

Sometimes it transforms into an automatically rotating "Sword Qi Ferris Wheel".

Sometimes it transforms into a "Sword Qi Fountain" that sprays a rain of seven-colored light.

Lin Shen's favorite game was the "Whack-a-mole" game developed by the Tongtian Jiaozhu.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu used his sword energy to conjure countless holes on the ground, from which strangely shaped "little ground squirrels" formed from condensed malevolent energy would randomly emerge.

Lin Shen was having a great time playing with the Jade Staff of Creation that Hongjun had given him.

"Smack!" With a slap of the staff, a "groundhog" let out a miserable scream and was transformed into pure energy, which was absorbed into Lin Shen's body.

Every time Lin Shen hit a "groundhog," the Tongtian Jiaozhu would shout even more excitedly than he was, "Good! Well done Beloved Disciple! One more!"

The scene was incredibly lively.

The Yuanshi Tianzun embarked on a path of "cultural education" from which there is no turning back.

His "Primordial Holographic Cinema" updates its repertoire daily.

From "Pangu Creates the Heavens" to "The Roar of the Fierce Beasts," and then to "The Saga of the Three Tribes' Grudges," each one is more exciting than the last.

Later, he also developed an "interactive mode".

Lin Shen can personally "enter" the movie world and experience what it's like to be the protagonist.

Transforming into a tiny Three-legged Golden Crow, it plays "hide-and-seek" with Di Jun and Tai Yi on the Sun Star.

Transformed into a tiny Yinglong, he blew bubbles with the Shrimp Soldier in the East Sea Dragon Palace.

Although they were all illusions, the Yuanshi Tianzun used the most advanced Great Dao of Formations to make the experience indistinguishable from the real world.

Lin Shen had a great time and, in a subtle way, gained a deeper understanding of the customs and culture of the Primordial World.

Taiqing Laozi brought the "Pill Dao" to its ultimate level.

His "Functional Snacks" series has been developed to version 3.0.

In addition to fruit candies of various flavors, he also developed a "Rhythmic Immortal Pills" that, after being eaten, would surround the body with musical notes and make walking a background music experience.

And the "Rainbow Candy Beans" that can make Lin Shen's hair change seven colors in a single day.

Lin Shen, with his brightly colored hair, runs around the Kunlun Mountain every day, humming off-key songs, becoming a beautiful sight in the Kunlun Mountain.

Nuwa remains Lin Shen's gentlest "confidante".

She patiently accompanied Lin Shen, using the "Hand of Creation" to sculpt clay figures together.

From the initial kittens and puppies to the later Dragon, Phoenix, and Kirin.

Lin Shen's "Hand of Creation" supernatural power progressed rapidly under Nuwa's guidance.

He can already sculpt some simple, moving, and chirping little insects.

Although the butterfly I sculpted had wings that were different sizes, one was larger than the other.

The sculpted bee flies crookedly.

But whenever he successfully creates a new little life, the joy he feels is irreplaceable.

And so, under the complete pampering and companionship of five top tycoons...

Lin Shen spent a carefree and happy childhood.

His cultivation level also improved rapidly during this "fun".

Mid-stage Taiyi Golden Immortal... Late-stage... Peak!

Early stage of the Daluo Golden Immortal!

One hundred years, five hundred years, eight hundred years...

Time flies.

In the blink of an eye, less than ten years remain until the day when Hongjun Daozu announces his sermon.

On this day, Kunlun Mountain Peak.

Lin Shen was lying on Nuwa's lap, listening to her tell stories about the stars.

He has grown quite a bit taller and now looks like a seven or eight-year-old child.

Although her face still had baby fat, her eyes had become increasingly deep, containing the mysteries of the entire universe.

"Sister Nuwa, why do stars shine?" Lin Shen asked curiously, swinging his legs.

His speech is already very clear.

Nuwa gently stroked his head and explained with a smile, "Because every star is the abode of a Star God, and they burn themselves to illuminate the dark night sky."

"Oh..." Lin Shen nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

Just then, Hongjun Daozu, who had been resting with his eyes closed, slowly opened them.

He looked at the horizon, a faint smile on his face.

"The millennium has come."

The sound wasn't loud, but it carried clearly throughout the entire Kunlun Mountain.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu is researching new recipes, the Yuanshi Tianzun is debugging a new "movie," and the Taiqing Laozi is refining "Popping Candy" version 4.0.

They all stopped what they were doing and appeared together in the dojo.

"It's time to go to the Zixiao Palace," Hongjun said, standing up.

Are we going to the Zixiao Palace?

Lin Shen's eyes lit up instantly.

He had heard his Master say that Zixiao Palace was Beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens, in a very, very far and beautiful place.

There will be so many people there.

There will be lots and lots of fun things to do!

"Yay! Let's go to the Zixiao Palace! Let's go have fun!"

Lin Shen excitedly jumped off Nuwa's lap and bounced around on the ground.

Seeing his eager expression, the Three Pure Ones Nuwa smiled knowingly.

They knew that the era of the "Kunlun Nursery," which had lasted for nearly a thousand years, was about to come to an end.

And the Primordial World is about to usher in a brand new era led by Sage.

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