Primordial Chaos: Oh No, I Really Didn't Know He Was Tongtian!
Chapter 37

Taiqing Sage and Yuanshi Tianzun are shocked: Your Taoism???

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Sect Master Tongtian was taken aback upon hearing this, feeling that the words were somewhat familiar, as if someone had said them to him before.

Oh, right! Li Er had told him that lingering at the entrance wasn't manly, and that if he was going in, he should just go in decisively.

Then, he tidied his clothes, pretending that he hadn't been preparing to visit, casually carrying a box of pastries and food, looking as if he were just dropping by.

Following that, he strode into Nüwa's palace.

The palace scenery was serene and peaceful.

Sect Master Tongtian walked along the winding path, and before long, he arrived at a pavilion.

Inside the pavilion, Nüwa was sitting comfortably, her colorful dress shimmering, like the most dazzling clouds in the sky.

Her hair was like a waterfall, gently falling down, swaying lightly without any wind, her beauty unparalleled.

Her face was pure and refined, her eyebrows like smoky wisps, her eyes like autumn water, with a faint smile on her lips, and a hint of shyness on her cheeks.

On the table were a pot of mellow wine and several plates of exquisite appetizers, their fragrance permeating the air.

The moment Sect Master Tongtian saw Nüwa, his heart couldn't help but tremble slightly, instantly captivated by her aura.

He had never seen Nüwa dressed like this before; at this moment, it seemed as if all the beauty in the world had gathered in her.

He was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses, knowing that it was impolite to stare.

"Greetings, Junior Sister Nüwa, I've come for the appointment," Sect Master Tongtian said calmly, a hint of vigilance flashing in his eyes.

In fact, he hadn't wanted to come, but he remembered Li Er saying that Nüwa was the kind of person who was best to befriend, and if you couldn't befriend her, you couldn't afford to offend her.

Plus, the fact that he was able to obtain the Chaos Bell was because she had brought Donghuang Taiyi over, so he came to see what was going on.

What made him vigilant was that as soon as he entered Nüwa's palace, it was completely sealed off, preventing the outside world from observing anything inside.

"Greetings, Senior Brother Tongtian, please have a seat," Nüwa said gently, a hint of joy flashing in her eyes, as Tongtian's image at this moment perfectly matched the one in her mind.

This caused an unnatural blush to appear on her face.

Sect Master Tongtian put down the gift in his hand and got straight to the point, asking, "I wonder what matter Junior Sister has invited me here for?"

Nüwa deliberately showed a hint of embarrassment on her face, poured a cup of wine for Sect Master Tongtian, and said gently, "Recently, I've been relying on Senior Brother's pills to relieve fatigue and improve my cultivation.

I'd like to ask Senior Brother about the methods of refining pills so that I can refine some myself. Of course, this junior sister will definitely offer something of equal value in exchange."

Sect Master Tongtian revealed an expression of understanding upon hearing this, secretly breathing a sigh of relief in his heart. He understood this method, but he couldn't refine the pills himself.

"It's a small matter, no exchange is necessary."

Sect Master Tongtian generously handed over a jade slip, which recorded the methods of refining pills.

Nüwa's eyes revealed a hint of surprise upon seeing this, and she immediately developed a good impression of Sect Master Tongtian again. However, she didn't pick up the jade slip, saying, "Senior Brother, this junior sister has another request."

"Junior Sister, please speak, Senior Brother will do his best," Sect Master Tongtian said seriously, his eyes flashing with vigilance. He always felt that this junior sister had ulterior motives.

Especially the look in her eyes, as if she was trying to hook his soul.

"This junior sister would like to ask Senior Brother how to neutralize the medicinal effects of these pills, and would like to ask Senior Brother to give a demonstration," Nüwa said gently, her eyes filled with a desire for knowledge, as she raised her hand and took out dozens of Passion Pills and an Aphrodisiac Pill, placing them on a plate.

Sect Master Tongtian frowned. What was so difficult about neutralizing the medicinal effects of pills?

He immediately said, "It's a small matter, Junior Sister, please take the pills, and Senior Brother will explain it to you.

I—"

Sect Master Tongtian was stunned.

He watched as Nüwa swallowed more than a dozen pills in one gulp. Was that how these pills were supposed to be eaten?

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother... what's wrong?" Nüwa said a little embarrassedly, her expression like that of a child who had done something wrong.

"It's nothing, this—I—"

Sect Master Tongtian was dumbfounded.

He had just been fed more than a dozen pills by Nüwa, which melted in his mouth.

Li Er had said that you shouldn't eat too much of this stuff, as it wasn't good for the body.

"Senior Brother, you've also taken the pills, now teach Junior Sister how to refine the medicinal effects..." Nüwa said gently, her eyes like silk, and an unnatural blush appearing on her face.

Normally, she only dared to eat four at a time, but this time she ate more than a dozen. The key was that her sneak attack was successful, and she had made Senior Brother Tongtian eat more than a dozen as well. She didn't believe that Senior Brother Tongtian could withstand the medicinal effects.

Sect Master Tongtian was filled with emotion. This Junior Sister Nüwa was too eager to improve and wanted to break free from the Heavenly Dao's control. Although the pills had a certain effect, you really couldn't eat too many! Li Er's pills had a cumulative effect—

Now he also felt hot all over...

Fortunately, Li Er had prepared top-grade detoxifying pills for him, and he also possessed the Karma Fire Red Lotus, Nirvana Fire, and Chaos Flame, so he could quickly resolve the medicinal effects.

"Mmm... Senior Brother, my head is spinning... Senior Brother—"

Nüwa deliberately held her head, and her whole body fell backward.

Sect Master Tongtian endured the burning desire and hurriedly came over to support Nüwa, intending to dispel the medicinal effects for her.

The next second—

Sect Master Tongtian was dumbfounded!

He was going crazy!

He, Tongtian, swore to the heavens!! He was just coming over to help her up, so why did her clothes instantly turn into shreds!!

"Mmm~ Senior Brother, why are you taking off my clothes~ Senior Brother, oh Senior Brother—"

"Junior Sister, calm down, I'll immediately—I—"

Sect Master Tongtian was numb.

He was fed another pill, and even now he didn't understand what was happening. He was just an idiot.

"Hehe~ Senior Brother, come on, let's dissolve the medicinal effects together~"

Sect Master Tongtian: ...

Time Master took a girl for fifty years, passed by the constantly shaking Nüwa Palace, touched his chin, took out a Passion Pill, carefully examined it, and finally took the girl to a hotel to test the pill's effects.

A part of Mount Buzhou.

Grand Pure Saint slowly opened his eyes, a smile on his face. His third brother had been at Nüwa Palace for a full fifty years. It was time to find the person behind this.

The most important thing was that he knew his third brother was actually using the alias: Pan Laosan, traveling the Primordial World.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked curiously, wondering why his elder brother suddenly stopped comprehending the Dharma.

"The incarnation of Taishang Laojun that I left in Jie Sect gave me information, saying that Third Brother has been at Nüwa Palace for fifty years. Now is the time to find the person behind this," Grand Pure Saint said calmly, his eyes full of anticipation.

"What about that Black Dog? Its supernatural powers are a bit formidable," Yuanshi Tianzun said helplessly. With that dog around, it was difficult for them to get close.

"The more formidable its supernatural powers are, the better for us.

When the time comes, you and I will reveal our original aura, just like Third Brother's, and directly state that we are Third Brother's elder brothers," Grand Pure Saint said seriously, his eyes full of wisdom.

"This? Is that possible? Last time at Western Sect, that Black Dog was sealed by Third Brother and didn't sense our aura," Yuanshi Tianzun asked with some doubt, but his eyes lit up, as if this operation was pretty good.

Of course, this original aura couldn't be faked.

"It's definitely possible. From today on, I'll be called Pan Laoda, and you'll be called Pan Laoer."

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

A secret realm small world in Mount Buzhou.

"When happy, it seems that dust dances everywhere.

When sad, it seems that the lake behind dries up."

Li Er carried his fishing rod, humming a song as he walked by the river, preparing to go fishing.

The Black Dog in the distance was constantly jumping around, not knowing why it was doing this, as if it was looking for some aura.

Recently, Li Er's mood had been very bad. That unreliable guy, Pan Third Brother, hadn't returned for fifty years. The most important thing was that he had the Black Dog bring back a female disciple.

This female disciple was called Xiao Wu, and when she woke up, she said that the Old Master wanted her to be his maid.

Fortunately, she wasn't going to be his wife.

That day, he beat up the Black Dog. That dog dared to talk nonsense.

However, the appearance of this female disciple, Xiao Wu, made those guys cultivate even more desperately.

The assessments that used to scare them were now being rushed through, because Xiao Wu's comprehension ability was terrifying, with a hint of surpassing those who came before.

Just then, Whoosh—

The Black Dog instantly appeared in front of Li Er, saying with a serious expression, "Little Master, there are two unfamiliar auras here, but these auras seem very similar to the Old Master's.

It seems that the origins are the same."

Li Er's expression turned serious, and he kicked the Black Dog to the side. This dog was useless.

People had already arrived in front of him, and he hadn't even noticed.

However, the array fluctuations on them made Li Er relax a lot, because they were exactly the same as the ones he had developed.

Apart from the few people in the secret realm, only Pan Third Brother could have taught this kind of array, otherwise who could learn it?

So, it proved that the visitors were not enemies.

Moreover, looking at their behavior, it was obvious that they had received Pan Third Brother's guidance, being careful and cautious along the way, so even the Black Dog hadn't discovered their existence.

And the arrays stacked on them, hmm, were very much to his liking, a little too many…

He could further confirm that these were his own people.

"May I ask what the two seniors are called?" Li Er respectfully asked, his eyes filled with curiosity.

The original aura on the two was the same as Pan Third Brother's, so were they his brothers? How many brothers did this guy have?

It seemed he had forgotten to ask about his family situation, a negligence.

The Black Dog instantly exploded, because it saw the two in the distance, and it instinctively felt that it had seen these two before.

The Black Dog took a step back, preparing to take the Little Master and run away.

"I am Pan Laoer, and this is my elder brother, Pan Laoda. We are here to find our younger brother, Pan Laosan. He has been away from home for fifty years without any news. We found this place based on his aura."

"How should I address you, sir?"

"That Black Dog beside you is often with my younger brother. Do you know where my brother, Pan Laosan, has gone?" Yuanshi Tianzun said calmly, a strange light flickering in his eyes.

Good heavens, he thought, I can't see through this young man. His aura is perfectly integrated, vaguely comparable to my third brother's.

Could this fellow be a Saint???

And the Black Dog calls him Young Master; this must be the person they're looking for.

Grand Pure Saint, standing beside him, wore a worried expression. I can't see through this person, he thought. That means he's a great danger, and he doesn't seem like a source of hope.

He felt a bit of concern that his brother had befriended some dangerous person of unknown origin.

Li Er, upon hearing this, revealed an expression of understanding. It wasn't that he wasn't cautious enough, but the primal aura emanating from the other man was the same as Third Brother Pan's.

A primal aura was something that couldn't be faked; it was as effective as an anti-fraud app.

Plus, the man's name was so simple and unadorned, clearly following the same lineage: First, Second, Third...

"I am Li Er. Third Brother Pan hasn't returned for nearly fifty years."

"But the two of you don't need to worry; he's probably off somewhere having fun.

Since you two have come all this way, how about coming to my home for a cup of tea?" Li Er said reassuringly, inwardly cursing Pan Laosan for being so unreliable.

He didn't even bother to send a message to his family, making his two older brothers worry. Looks like I'll have to take this opportunity to find out more about this Third Brother Pan of mine.

"Then we shall intrude," Yuanshi Tianzun said, raising his hand in a salute.

"Please!" Li Er gestured in invitation, casually kicking the Black Dog aside. This mutt actually tried to sniff my two older brothers' legs; how rude.

"Please don't mind him, sirs. That's just how Black Dog recognizes people; he doesn't mean to bite."

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Grand Pure Saint: ...

Soon.

The three men and a dog returned to the secret small world.

A look of amazement flashed in the eyes of Yuanshi Tianzun and Grand Pure Saint. Aren't the laws of this small world a bit too exaggerated? The intensity is simply unbelievable.

Most importantly, these laws were new; they had never seen them before, which was quite shocking.

Although they had known that this secret realm was not simple, they were still stunned after entering.

"What is he doing?" Grand Pure Saint asked, pointing to Duobao, who was cultivating not far away, a hint of confusion in his eyes.

Duobao was dissecting his own body because Li Er had told him:

If you don't understand the structure of your own body, how can you understand others and create the most perfect magical treasures? You must know that these treasures are your children.

Your children are like you, so first you must understand yourself. Whatever you are like, your children will have similar traits.

So, Duobao had been tempering his body during this time, but his tempering was a bit exaggerated: his primordial spirit had left his body, manipulating his primordial spirit to dissect his own flesh.

"He's studying his own structure. This way, please," Li Er explained earnestly, raising his hand to conceal the area where Duobao was, after all, the actions of this Fatty Li were somewhat frightening.

"What about him?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked, pointing to Zhao Gongming, his eyes narrowed. Good heavens, he's cultivated the Nine-Nine Mystic Art to this extent.

Wait a minute!! Is that his primordial spirit?? Can a primordial spirit cultivate the Nine-Nine Mystic Art??

"Fatty Zhao is tempering his primordial spirit; it's too weak, so this is targeted training," Li Er said casually.

Yuanshi Tianzun: ???

Grand Pure Saint rolled his eyes. Good heavens, you say his primordial spirit is weak? Is that what you call weak?

His primordial spirit was carrying twenty-four small worlds on its back, performing a battle dance over there?

"Alas—these disciples are not yet successful; I'm embarrassed for you two to see," Li Er said helplessly, a hint of shame in his eyes.

There's no helping it; Third Brother Pan just let his two older brothers cultivate their Daoist techniques, and their auras are already at the Quasi-Saint level. Sure enough, comparing people is infuriating.

Grand Pure Saint: ...

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

The Black Dog chimed in in agreement: "That's right, the three of them, plus an egg and a bird, can't even beat me."

"But it's also because the Young Master hasn't had time to teach them."

"You two are the Young Master's older brothers; how about joining our Daoist sect and becoming an elder?"

"Your Daoist sect???"

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