This Was the Forbidden Book Compiled by Lance-Take It Back and Read It to the Valkyrie

To say that a high-ranking deity is mischievous is something that even a holy Lightning Dragon might not dare to tease or joke about, let alone a thunder Sacred Giant Dragon.

The Valkyrie is indeed God General under the God of War, but she is a high-ranking deity. Even if the human lord before him is the Sword God, and even if he ignites the Divine Fire, becomes a god, and goes to the realm of gods, he would not be qualified to visit the Valkyrie.

Teasing the Valkyrie about being mischievous, and then claiming he hasn't blasphemed the gods—if this isn't blasphemy, then what is? Isn't the human lord afraid that one day he'll be walking down the street and a spear will fall from the sky and pierce his heart? The paladins of the Valkyrie Temple are rather incompetent; the human lord has spoken ill of your Valkyrie like that, why don't you just pull out your gun and stab him?

And the Saintess didn't react at all; she didn't even have the courage to rebuke the human lord. By the way, the human lord's current identity is the Dragon God Temple First Pope, so the Saintess of the Valkyrie Temple certainly doesn't have the qualifications or the courage to rebuke him.

The Dragon God's divine status is the highest divine status, even higher than that of the Valkyrie.

In the minds of most people, the dragon god's divine status may not be as high as that of some lower-ranking deities.

The Saintess and paladins, who were priests of the temple, knew that the Dragon God's divine status belonged to the highest divine status.

He rebuked the Pope of the Supreme Dragon God Temple. Perhaps the Pope of the Valkyrie Temple would dare to do so.

After all, it was the human lord who first spoke disrespectfully to the Valkyrie, so it's normal for her to retort a few words to the human lord.

Even so, the Valkyrie Temple Saintess and the Paladin's reactions were still somewhat strange. Logically speaking, even if they were not qualified to confront the human lord, they should at least feel displeased, angry, or even walk away. Instead, their reactions were more of helplessness.

have no choice?

What kind of reaction is this? "Lord Lance, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to talk about my Valkyrie like that?"

"It's not very good."

Saintess Aurora breathed a sigh of relief; it seemed Lord Lance was reasonable after all.

"I should tell your Valkyrie Statue or portrait that she's naughty."

"!!!"

How could you do this! They don't seem like unreasonable people, how could you bully them like this?

Unfortunately, she and Paladin Steven didn't even have the right to be angry.

Who can blame them when Lord Lance is a good friend of Sophia?

In the dream, how did Lord Lance treat the drunken Sophia?

He would throw Levitation Scroll into a small cart, making Sophia float in the sky, and he would lead her with a rope. He also did even more outrageous things, such as teasing Sophia on that snowy night when they first met.

Afterwards, he even asked Sophia to help him clean up.

Occasionally, Sophia would stay overnight at the place where Lord Lance lived. Lord Lance was the only human whom Sophia longed for and missed even on her deathbed.

He was also the only human to gain the friendship of the gods. He said the Valkyrie was being naughty. If his own Valkyrie heard this, she would probably just roll her eyes and let it go.

Sigh. It's not that she, the Saintess, doesn't want to protect her Valkyrie, it's just that Lord Lance's identity is too special. She should pretend to be deaf and dumb. After all, Lord Lance is Sophia's creditor, and not only that, but also Sophia's good friend.

"I never imagined that Lord Lance was the Dragon God Temple First Pope. If I had known, I should have prepared an extra gift for His Little Dragon Highness."

"No need for such trouble. I'll take the dragon cub to your Valkyrie Temple Holy Mountain another day and let the Valkyrie give her a blessing."

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Hateful!

He's definitely showing off his friendship with the Valkyrie!

"I am not the Dragon God Temple First Pope. To be precise, the Dragon God Temple does not have Pope for the time being. However, since you have come to visit, someone should be there to receive you."

The temple isn't that big, so feel free to wander around. If you get bored, you can go explore Saint Blue City. You've come at the perfect time; there will be a fireworks show in Saint Blue City tonight, you can check it out.

Eileen, you are the Lightning Dragon, temporarily serving as a clergy member of the Dragon God Temple. You will be in charge of receiving them for the next few days.

Saintess Aurora and Paladin Steven looked at the Dragon Girl.

Upon seeing this Dragon Girl, they knew that Dragon Girl was a giant dragon.

I just don't know if it's Pure-Blooded Dragon or a sub-dragon.

Judging from her demeanor and temperament, she should be Pure-Blooded Dragon.

A pureblooded Lightning Dragon.

How casual. Lord Lance's attitude towards the pure-blooded Lightning Dragon is too casual. Lightning Dragon Eileen is also very dissatisfied with Lance's attitude. This guy dares to order her around so casually. Does he really treat her as his subordinate?

Why should I listen to you?

"The Valkyrie Temple's Saintess has come to visit the Dragon God Temple. Shouldn't you, as a dragon, entertain her? Don't underestimate me; to them, my seniority is far too high. If I were to entertain them, it would likely end up with them serving me."

Saintess Aurora and Holy Knight Steven nodded in agreement. They dared not let Lord Lance entertain them. Sophia was qualified to be entertained by Lord Lance.

As for them, it's already quite generous of Lord Lance not to let them serve tea or water.

"No need, no need, we'll just wander around on our own. Miss Eileen, there's no need to entertain us."

Saintess Aurora hurriedly waved her hand, smiling as she declined Lord Lance's suggestion.

Lord Lance's status is ridiculously high.

Miss Eileen, the pureblood Lightning Dragon, must have a complicated background.

They can wander around Saint Blue City on their own, stay here for one night, and leave tomorrow.

Being with the Valkyrie's friends is too stressful.

"What is your relationship with the Valkyrie?" Eileen walked up to Lance and looked him up and Lance. A mere human Sword Ancestor dared to say that the Valkyrie was mischievous. There must be something fishy going on.

"Secret."

"???"

"It concerns the gods, and there are some things that cannot be said. If I say them, it will be seen as bragging and may even become more and more outrageous. I feel that what I have done has gone a little too far. If I continue to tell everyone I meet, it will not only be bragging, but also taking advantage of that friendship."

Don't be so curious. Instead of wasting your time, you should read more of the "Sword Scripture" and strive to master the art of swordsmanship as soon as possible, so you can find that black dragon and avenge your previous humiliation.

If you can defeat the Black Dragon using the swordsmanship learned from the "Sword Scripture," I will be honored as well.

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The Lightning Dragon Eileen gritted her teeth. Not only did he ramble on and on without telling her about his connection with the Valkyrie, but he also brought up that despicable black dragon to insult her. The despicable human lord didn't take her, a Pure-Blooded Dragon, seriously at all.

"You're right. Instead of prying into your privacy, I'd rather read a book. While you were away, I saw an interesting book in Saint Blue City and bought several copies at a high price. They'll be perfect for returning the favor."

"???"

The Lightning Dragon Eileen grinned at Lance, and with a flash of light in her right hand, three exquisitely crafted entertainment books appeared in her hand.

Saintess Aurora and Holy Knight Steven saw the title of the exquisite book.

My Love Story Can't Be a Problem.

"Saintess, Holy Knight, I bought these three books from a mysterious merchant at a high price. If you haven't been in love yet, I suggest you each get a copy of 'Love Stories'."

This book has many memorable lines, and it's also very entertaining. Let me read you two lines that left a deep impression on me.

First sentence. "You damn woman, you're so sweet... mmm mmm."

"You dare to promote Forbidden Book I personally ordered to be banned right in front of me, the lord? Don't you think you're showing a little disrespect to me as the lord? Considering this is your first offense, I'll suspend you from speaking this time and confiscate the Forbidden Book you bought. If there's a next time, you'll be fined and deported."

The moment the Lightning Dragon Eileen began to recite her lines, Lance swiftly confiscated the Forbidden Book from her hands and tore apart a [Small Sealing Spell] scroll, sealing Eileen's ability to speak.

He didn't feel anything when he wrote it, so why does he feel so itchy whenever someone reads these lines to his face now? The insidious and evil Eileen wants to spread his dark history from Saint Blue.

"Steven, are you and the Saintess going to my place for dinner, or to Saint Blue City?"

"Saint Blue City, let's go to Saint Blue City to eat."

"Okay, I'll go back and have lunch now."

"Lord Lance, please take care."

Saintess Aurora and Paladin Steven watched Lance leave. The Amethyst Dragonling greeted them politely before following Lance out of the Dragon God Temple.

Five or six minutes after Lance left, lightning crackled around the Lightning Dragon Eileen. When the lightning dissipated, Eileen was able to speak again.

Three more beautifully crafted entertainment books appeared in her hands, with the same titles as before.

"You two just heard it too. This is Forbidden Book. You can imagine how outrageous the content of a book that can be listed Forbidden Book must be. I won't read some of the classic lines and runes and incantations. You can take it back and read it carefully."

Just a heads-up, some of the energy arrays and talismans in this book are real and can be used in reality.

If you don't believe me, when you go back, if you come across a place that introduces talismans or Source Energy Array, you can try it out.

Finally, I would like to introduce you to the author of this book, the Viscount. This Viscount is none other than Lord Lance, whom you have mentioned. He is the author of this book.

When you get back, you can read this book to the Valkyrie. If you're too shy to read it aloud, you can read it in front of the Valkyrie's statue. Before you read it, say to the Valkyrie Statue, "The author of this book is Lance."

The Lightning Dragon Eileen handed the three books in the book to the Saintess Aurora.

The human lord dared to use the [Small Sealing Spell] to seal her ability to speak and move, so don't blame her for giving the Valkyrie his dark history for free.

"Miss Eileen, are you sure this Forbidden Book is something we can read?"

"It's worth reading, very worth reading. If you have the guts, after reading this book, you might find a way to counter Lance."

That's amazing?

Saintess Aurora solemnly put away the three books that Miss Eileen had given her.

Judging from Lord Lance's reaction just now, the contents of this Forbidden Book may really be extraordinary.

Take it back and have a look.

Oh, go to the temple to read when you're reading.

Lord Lance is a good friend of Sophia, and Sophia probably wants to know what her friend is up to two thousand years from now.

Miss Eileen, the Lightning Dragon, is a good person. No, she's a good dragon.

"Miss Eileen, these are some gifts that our Valkyrie Temple has prepared for the Dragon God Temple. Please take a look."

"No need, just place the gifts on the altar under the Dragon God Temple."

"Good."

"Let me entertain you today. The human lord is right. As Lightning Dragon, it would be a bit unreasonable not to entertain you. It'll be good for me to relax as well."

Lightning Dragon Eileen, along with Saintess Aurora and Holy Knight Steven, indulged in food, drink, and fun in Saint Blue City, celebrating the New Year with the citizens of Saint Blue City.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. They carried candy with them while shopping, and if they greeted children with "Happy New Year" and asked for candy, they would give them some.

As night fell and light snow drifted in the air, Saint Blue City was bustling with activity. Firecrackers could be heard from time to time, and dazzling fireworks could be seen bursting into bloom, as if the entire night sky of Saint Blue City had been lit up.

After watching the fireworks show and enjoying a sumptuous dinner in Saint Blue City, Eileen returned to the Dragon God Temple with Saintess Aurora and Holy Knight Steven.

She originally intended to take Saintess Aurora and Steven to the Earl's Mansion, but the two were somewhat resistant, so she couldn't force them to go.

If we don't go to the Earl's Mansion, then let's go back to the Dragon God Temple.

Lance was not at the Earl's Mansion; he had taken the young dragon back to Black Dragon Island.

On the first day of the new year, of course I have to go home for dinner.

All the ingredients are ready.

The young dragon cleans the ingredients, while the evil dragon Lance cooks.

Dinner was plentiful, with roasted animal leg, Fruit Wine, and a large table of stir-fried dishes.

Squid Girl arrived when it was time to eat.

In order to be able to eat at the table, or perhaps infected by the cheerful atmosphere on Black Dragon Island, Squid Girl wanted to selflessly contribute a tentacle, but was stopped by the evil dragon Lance.

He said that breaking his leg on the first day of the new year was unlucky.

After dinner and the fireworks display, Er Gouzi, who had drunk several bottles of Baijiu, clamored to light some fireworks. The dragon agreed, and Er Gouzi successfully used the fireworks to blast himself into the sky. The dragon's fireworks were huge, unlike the small fireworks made by the humans of Saint Blue City. There was also a lot of alcohol and Squid Girl, whose face was flushed. After the dragon lit the fireworks, she used her tentacles to grab them and swing them around. Then she was chased and beaten by the dragon. The baby dragon Lucia also got a little tipsy. She wasn't drunk, but she clung to the dragon, hugging its tail, and asked it to give her a crown, saying that she would be crowned queen that night.

The dragon said there was no crown.

The young dragon said the evil dragon was lying, and that she had seen the evil dragon hang a crown on its horns.

Lance grinned; the dragon cub, who looked somewhat drunk, actually remembered that he had hung a crown on his dragon horns.

There's no other way, let this little guy play with it.

He took a crown out of the Diamond Cutter and handed it to the dragon cub that was clinging to his tail.

When the dragon cub saw the crown, she released Lance's tail, took the crown, and excitedly put it on her bald dragon head.

"Evil dragon, please call me Your Majesty the Emperor."

"Do you believe I'll beat you up?"

"I'm the emperor, how dare you hit me?! Give me back my crown! Give me back my crown! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! You really hit me!"

Lance punched the dragon cub and then put the crown he had taken back on the dragon cub's head.

The dragon cub ran away wearing the crown. She ran up to the tortoise and made him call her Your Majesty the Emperor.

The turtle cried out.

Then Longzai ran up to Er Gouzi and made Er Gouzi call her "Your Majesty the Emperor," and Er Gouzi did so.

On the spot, the dragon cub bestowed upon Er Gouzi -Two-Headed Dog General.

The Squid Girl appeared in front of the baby dragon and asked the baby dragon emperor if it tasted good.

The young dragon said that the emperor's food was of course delicious.

Then she was pulled into the Squid Girl's mouth by her tentacles. Lance, who was squatting to the side, saw this and rushed over, pried open the Squid Girl's mouth, and pulled the Squid Girl cub out of it. But he was too late; the dragon cub's body was already covered in the Squid Girl's saliva. Lance kicked the Squid Girl into the sea, walked into the sea, and washed the saliva off the dragon cub with seawater.

Only then did he notice that the crown on the dragon cub's head was missing. He put the dragon cub on the beach, then ran into the sea to find the Squid Girl Squid Girl, pried the crown off her teeth, and drank some wine. These guys really let loose. Next time, I should let them drink less.

He even said he'd win some money from them while they were drunk. If he won their money in this situation, he'd dare to cry and shout the next day that he'd taken advantage of them while they were drunk and tricked them out of their money. When he returned to shore, the baby dragon was already curled up asleep under the turtle's shell.

The dog wanted to curl up under the turtle's shell to sleep, but the turtle used its paws to pull it into the sea.

The Squid Girl floated onto the beach, came to the turtle's side, lay down next to the baby dragon, and fell asleep with her head on the baby dragon's tail.

Seeing this, Lance lay down near the sea, curled up into a ball, and used his massive dragon body to shield them from the wind. After the New Year, in two more months, it will be time to plow the fields. I'll take some time to forge a suitable hoe for the dragon cub, and then I'll take her with me to plow the fields.

Let her experience the joy of labor.

After planning what the dragon cub would learn next, Lance slowly closed his golden-red vertical pupils.

The Valkyrie Temple Saintess Aurora and Paladin Steven bid farewell to the Lightning Dragon Eileen and left Saint Blue at dawn the next day.

Before leaving, they went to the Earl's Mansion, but Lance was not there.

Then we can't say they left without saying goodbye.

The friendship between Lance and Sophia puts pressure on them.

However, what Lance said to the Lightning Dragon Eileen yesterday made Saintess Aurora and Steven feel that Lance did not flaunt his friendship with the Valkyrie as they had imagined.

He has been very good at maintaining his friendship with Sophia.

Good.

However, once they return, they must inform His Majesty that Lord Lance is the Dragon God Temple First Pope.

He is friends with the Valkyrie.

He was the Dragon God Temple First Pope.

He is also the lord of Saint Blue.

Lance is outrageous.

Even Saintess Aurora suspected that Lance might be an incarnation of a deity from the divine realm, walking among humans. She couldn't think too much about it; she should hurry back to the Holy Mountain.

Upon returning to the Holy Mountain, she would go to the temple and, in front of the Valkyrie's statue, take out the Forbidden Book compiled by Lord Lance and read it aloud to the Valkyrie. PS: This chapter is 5,000 words. I'll make up for the 2,000 words I owed yesterday by 1,000 words first, and I'll make up the remaining 1,000 words tomorrow.

PS2: Book recommendation. Here's the synopsis: After transmigrating into a bizarre and fantastical world of immortals and heroes, Xu Yuan becomes a notorious demonic cultivator, known as one of the "Three Evils" along with the ferocious tiger on the mountain and the evil dragon in the river.

He thought he was destined for a life of tyranny and bullying, but he never expected that a series of assassination attempts would follow, almost killing him on the spot.

It turned out that the world-renowned Fairy Qingyao had made a vow that whoever could eliminate the three evils at the same time would become her Daoist partner and together attain the Great Dao of Dual Cultivation! Under the life-or-death crisis, Xu Yuan quickly found the blind spot.

Since the prerequisite is to eliminate the three evils simultaneously, why not just take out the other two myself? Thus, Xu Yuan diligently practiced demonic arts, sowed discord between the ferocious tiger and the evil dragon, set up a trap, and ultimately transformed into an unnamed swordsman to slay the ferocious tiger and the evil dragon! The assassin is gone, but why are you following me, Fairy Qingyao?

Oh, you say that I've eliminated the "three evils" and you want to take me back to become your Daoist partner, so that we can sever our ties with the mortal world. But the problem is that I am the third "evil"! More importantly, I already have several wives at home!