The scene was extremely awkward.
"Cough cough cough"
" Tsunade, are you here to join us?"
Uchiha Nan's mind raced.
He blurted out those words as if possessed, and immediately regretted it.
Then
"Don't hit me! Don't hit my face!!"
"I swear this was an accident!!"
"Light, calm down!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong!!"
"Don't use Amaterasu!!!"
The next day.
Uchiha Nan opened his eyes wearily.
Ninjas, due to their years of training, are often in excellent physical condition and full of energy, even capable of killing people continuously for days and nights without any problem, but
At this moment
Uchiha Nan was truly exhausted, both physically and mentally.
What a nightmare night!
Uchiha Nan sighed and sat up.
Learn from the mistakes of Yuan Moukong!
It's only been a few years!
They've forgotten the lesson Yu-ge learned!!
Even if it's going to be a fight, you should find a secluded room. Of course, this is definitely very exciting.
But what about the consequences?
I almost lost my life.
after all
Calming down Uchiha Hikari in his rage is no easy task.
Now
Uchiha Nan's face was extremely comical, as if he had been beaten up by dozens of people, turning into a real big pig's head.
I got mixed doubles last night.
"She murdered her husband!"
"This is murdering her husband!"
Uchiha Nan screamed as he was being beaten.
Uchiha Hikari even used her Mangekyō Sharingan, staring fiercely at Uchiha Nan, then swung her little fist at Uchiha Nan's face. If she didn't still have a shred of reason left, she would have wanted to unleash an Amaterasu tornado in this room to silence everyone in the know.
Of course, there's another victim. Tsunade... well, you could barely call her a victim.
Shame mingled with resentment.
Tsunade already knew that Uchiha Nan was a scumbag who had cheated on her with countless women, but she never expected him to be so sophisticated, showing the Tsunade Uchiha Nan true nature of the adult world.
If Uchiha Nan wants to do it, I can do it myself!
Uchiha Nan did everything, except for the last step. She wasn't any uglier than Uchiha Hikari, and she was even older than her!
Faced with such a thrilling scene.
Tsunade, powerful punch; that monstrous punch really hurts!
Good morning.
After washing up, Uchiha Nan went to the living room and saw Uchiha Hikari and Tsunade sitting on the sofa. He mustered up his courage and greeted them.
To ensure his safety, Uchiha Nan still maintains his pig-head appearance. He also knows basic Medical Ninjutsu, and with his own healing abilities and Medical Ninjutsu, he can easily restore his handsome appearance to his former self after such an injury.
Maintaining this appearance is merely a ploy to elicit sympathy.
We already got beaten up yesterday, we can't afford to get beaten up again today, can we?
Unless the two of you come with me.
Uchiha Hikari Tsunade heard Uchiha Nan's words and each snorted coldly, ignoring Uchiha Nan. Uchiha Nan, on the other hand, glanced at the table on the right side of the living room.
Breakfast was laid out on the table, steaming hot.
It is safe at present.
She even thoughtfully prepared breakfast for herself.
I wonder when Uchiha Hikari and Tsunade will completely calm down.
Calm down
"I didn't mean to."
"Go to hell!" x2
Trying to appease two girlfriends who are throwing tantrums... sigh...
Anyway, let's eat first.
Uchiha Nan invited Uchiha Hikari and Tsunade to have breakfast together. Although the two ignored Uchiha Nan verbally, they still took the initiative to move a chair for Uchiha Nan and get her bowls and chopsticks.
After breakfast
"I haven't forgiven you!"
"I just don't want to see the Hokage of Konoha going to work with a chubby face!"
With a disdainful tone, Tsunade began treating Uchiha Nan using Medical Ninjutsu.
He really is all talk and no action.
cute
afternoon
Uchiha Nan arrived at the Senju Clan Land wearing the Third Hokage's Divine Robe. He had already discussed the wedding with Uchiha Hikari and Tsunade before going to work at the Hokage Building.
Although that was certainly not a good time to discuss this.
But Uchiha Nan still spoke up.
Why, you ask?
That's definitely bravery!
Uchiha Nan averted a dangerous situation last night.
He's not afraid of anything anymore!
Fearless!
Uchiha Hikari, of course, couldn't refuse.
Tsunade was caught completely off guard.
This is so sudden!
Seeing something so exciting last night, and now we're talking about it this morning? That's incredibly fast!
Tsunade wanted to hesitate a bit, but according to the normal procedure, she would definitely interrogate Uchiha Nan severely, and then "reluctantly" agree because Uchiha Nan's "attitude was good".
but
Uchiha Hikari was "helping" from the sidelines. Whenever Tsunade showed any hesitation, she would immediately take the initiative to ruin Uchiha Nan and Tsunade's good time. Tsunade, however, was keenly aware of Uchiha Hikari's malice.
Sometimes.
Women's jealousy and sixth sense are truly terrifying!
then
Tsunade readily agreed.
Uchiha Nan never expected the process to be so easy.
However, Tsunade's agreement was only half the battle. This involved a marriage alliance between the Senju and Uchiha, with the Senju Clan marrying off their daughter.
In any case, we need to inform Tsunade's father, Toma Senju, and Mito Uzumaki. As for whether they agree or not... hmph.
Anyway, Tsunade agreed.
In the small courtyard
"Hey, Uchiha Nan, what brings you here today?"
Mito Uzumaki was carefully watering the green plants in the flowerpot with a watering can in her hand. Her black eyes were filled with a calm and peaceful emotion, completely unaffected by the outside world. Then she looked up and saw Uchiha Nan wearing the Hokage 'Divine Robe. Her expression immediately turned bad, and her tone was anything but respectful.
Still holding a grudge, huh?
What an annoying old lady.
Uchiha Nan thought to himself, but he couldn't afford to lose face at this moment, so he said with a serious expression:
" Mito, you must show respect to the Hokage of Konoha and call me Lord Hokage!"
Mito Uzumaki looked at Uchiha Nan's attire. The Hokage didn't usually wear such formal clothes. Was something major happening in Konoha, or perhaps something significant had occurred within the Senju Clan, that Uchiha Nan was dressed like this today?
Is this bastard planning to take down the Senju Clan?
Well, he's the Hokage of Konoha of Hashirama, so I'll give him some credit for Hashirama.
"Hmph, Lord Hokage."
Mito Uzumaki's attitude finally became respectful, and a pitifully thick barrier had already separated the two of them. Uchiha Nan couldn't help but nod, a smile appearing on his face.
"Summon Toma Senju as well. I, the Hokage, have something important to discuss with you."
Uchiha Nan spoke in an official tone.
Mito Uzumaki couldn't figure out what Uchiha Nan was up to, so he followed Uchiha Nan's instructions and sent someone to summon Toma Senju.
A short while later.
Toma Senju appeared in Mito Uzumaki's courtyard.
Mito Uzumaki Toma Senju focused their attention on Uchiha Nan Uchiha Nan, waiting for her to speak.
Has something major happened in Konoha?
"Today, I, the Hokage, have come to the Senju Clan Land specifically to inform you of something. In order to promote the development of Konoha, strengthen the ties between bloodline clans, and advance the policy of bloodline clan integration, I, the Hokage, will set an example by preparing to marry Tsunade!"
Uchiha Nan laid the groundwork thoroughly before revealing his ultimate goal.
"Um?"
"You mean you're going to marry Tsunade?"
Mito Uzumaki's originally serious expression turned strange, and then she began to attack in an odd tone:
" Tsunade is the heir of my Senju Clan, the princess of the Land of Fire. Even if you are the Hokage, you can't just marry Tsunade so easily. But, it's not impossible. At the very least, you should show some sincerity first. After you and Tsunade are married, what should you call me?"
"Right!!"
"I am Tsunade's father!"
"According to the rules, you'll have to call me 'Old Man' from now on!"
Mito Uzumaki Toma Senju immediately relaxed. They had initially thought something major had happened in Konoha, but it turned out it was because of this.
You should have said so earlier!
They were both worried for quite a while.
Tsunade has been siding with outsiders for quite some time now.
Uchiha Nan was clearly not a good person; he was a bad man, yet he was surrounded by so many girls.
But Tsunade just happens to like him.
snort!
Today we must teach Uchiha Nan a lesson.
At the very least, I need to vent my anger from before!
Mito Uzumaki and Toma Senju exchanged a glance and immediately united their forces.
"Ahem, I'm here to inform you, not to make a request."
" Tsunade has agreed!"
"And I did all this for Konoha!"
" The Hokage has no private matters, everything is official. Also, you should address me Lord Hokage, from now on we should address each other by our own names."
"That's decided!"
Uchiha Nan spoke with righteous indignation.
"You're going to marry my Senju Clan's daughter, you're going to marry my granddaughter."
If you talk like that...
"I disagree!!"
Mito Uzumaki never expected that Uchiha Nan could be such a scoundrel. She had been bullied and suppressed by Uchiha Nan for so many years, and now he wanted to marry her precious granddaughter, but he wouldn't even let her have a verbal advantage. It was simply outrageous.
"Opinions can be reserved, but orders must be carried out. Tsunade has already agreed. As Hokage, I have always firmly stood on the grounds of freedom of marriage and freedom of love. Those vile, backward, and feudal clan forces must be severely punished!"
"Shameless!"
"I really don't know what Tsunade sees in you!"
"I did all of this for Konoha!"
" Uchiha Nan, you bastard, I disagree!"
"For Konoha."
"Screw Konoha."
Call me Lord Hokage.
"Screw Hokage!!"
night
"Finally solved."
"That old woman Mito was really troublesome, but at least I've finally gotten rid of her."
Uchiha Nan returned to the Uchiha clan's territory, sighing with emotion.
Mito is a very difficult old woman, and she holds grudges. It seems she has been waiting for this day for a long time, and she won't stop until she gets some advantage over me.
However, Uchiha Nan still won by a large margin. Anyway, Tsunade agreed, and the opinions of Toma Senju and Mito Uzumaki were not very important.
Uchiha Nan wandered around the clan's territory. He originally intended to go straight home to rest, but his legs skillfully led him to the underground laboratory.
Since we've already arrived at the door
Uchiha Nan planned to go in and take a look to see how much work Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha were doing that day.
Let's also take a look at Tobirama Senju's fun.
Sudden
Uchiha Nan suddenly realized something.
Should I tell Tobirama Senju about my Tsunade marriage to Tobirama Senju?
"Capital, with its constant capital, that is, the means of production, sucks up as much surplus labor as possible, just like a bloodsucker. It can only live by sucking the blood of workers. The more labor that capital sucks up, the more active it becomes."
"."
"The path of Konoha will inevitably breed a monster called capital, and if it is not controlled, it will destroy everything that Konoha has created. Therefore, it is necessary."
"Human nature is unreliable; the most important thing is a reasonable system that can function for a long time."
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Madara Uchiha sat on a bench, thinking and writing in his notebook. He would get stuck, pause briefly, ponder for a while, and then start writing again, recording his insights from his seclusion. During this time, he spent a lot of time reading through all the books written by Uchiha Nan, and a large amount of knowledge and theory entered Madara Uchiha's previously empty brain.
He pondered the future of the Ninja world Ninja world, its future path. In the quiet of the night, he thought for a long time, deeply unwilling to accept his fate. Having remained silent for so many years, it was time for him to make a move.
Madara Uchiha put down his pen, and couldn't help but think of Hashirama Senju again.
" Hashirama, my eyes have seen into the distant future. I was truly laughable in the past, completely unaware of what true power was. No wonder everyone has always liked you."
"But now I think I understand how to transform this Ninja world."
"It's such a pity you can't create this wonderful future with me."
"I won in the end!"
Madara Uchiha was thinking this when he heard a noise outside the door.
"Light, you've come."
As soon as I heard the sound of keys.
No one was seen coming.
Madara Uchiha knew it was Uchiha Hikari had arrived, because there were two keys to the room, and he had given Uchiha Hikari one of them.
"Uncle Madara Pillar, why are you still writing books?"
"What I'm writing isn't a book, it's the future of the Ninja world."
"Tch, you're just spouting nonsense."
"Are you here to play games with me again?"
"Of course not! Let me tell you, I'm marrying Uchiha Nan! You have to come to my wedding, okay? Uchiha Nan's a womanizer, he's going to marry multiple girls at once. I should have listened to you!"
Although Uchiha Hikari complained, a smile still appeared on his face.
"Hmph, I told you so!"
"But congratulations anyway! I'll attend the wedding on time. From now on..."
Uchiha Nan
Then let's wait until after you get married.
I will come to find you.
(End of this chapter)