Yu Xiaogang: Body Martial Souls Are a Divine Blessing

"Puff, puff, puff, puff puff--"

After farting five times in a row, Yu Xiaogang felt completely comfortable and refreshed.

Snake Granny Chao Tianxiang entered the room and saw the murky gas emanating from it. She silently pulled out a specially made gas mask and said, "Xiaogang, the Church's Divine Son wants to see you."

"The Divine Son, my elder brother's son?" Yu Xiaogang looked bewildered. "Where is he now?"

"The person is in the reception room. Hurry up and go over. Don't neglect our distinguished guest," Chao Tianxiang urged hurriedly.

She knew in her heart that her husband's regained Soul Power was entirely due to the favor of the Eternal God. Now that the Eternal God had sent someone, she absolutely could not be disrespectful.

"You're right, I'll be right there." Yu Xiaogang sprayed some perfume on himself and walked out of the room.

The couple soon met Yu Tianheng.

"You... are my second uncle?" Yu Tianheng looked at Yu Xiaogang's dejected and aged face, and hesitated to speak.

Yu Xiaogang's hair turned white overnight because his beloved disciple Tang San stole a pig. Even now that he has regained his Soul Power, his appearance hasn't changed much; only his mentality has become more youthful.

"Yes, I am Yu Xiaogang. May I ask who you are?" Yu Xiaogang didn't dare to put on airs like an elder. After what happened with Tang San, he had a better understanding of the situation. He knew he was a good-for-nothing and deeply appreciated how precious it was for family to lend a helping hand.

"Yu Tianheng, the eldest son of the Eternal God." Yu Tianheng raised his head and straightened his chest, his chin slightly raised.

Although he was considered relatively modest within the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, his inherent pride couldn't be hidden when someone asked about his background.

The Eternal Church is now the most powerful force on the entire continent, and the whole continent must obey its father's will. This arrogance is ingrained in its bones and is difficult to erase.

Yu Xiaogang and Chao Tianxiang immediately felt awkward and fell silent for a moment.

Yu Tianheng coughed lightly and said, "Second Uncle, just call me Tian Heng. Father sent me here to assist you in capturing Tang San. Do you have any leads on Tang San?"

Yu Xiaogang pondered for a moment and said, "Tang San stole my Luo Sanpao that night. Xiangxiang sent her family's experts to chase after him, but Tang San was very cunning, and we found nothing."

"Yes," Chao Tianxiang echoed softly.

"We haven't found any useful clues. However, when he was my disciple, he mentioned wanting to go to the Shrek Academy. It's possible he escaped there, or perhaps he'll return to Holy Soul Village Nuoding City to seek the protection of his father Tang Hao," Yu Xiaogang continued.

Because there are very few Spirit Hall Branch on the mainland, and Tang Hao was still hiding in Holy Soul Village forging iron when Tang San or nine years old, Yu Xiaogang made this deduction.

"Shrek Academy?" Yu Tianheng pondered for a moment, then said, "Since he mentioned the name of that academy, it's unlikely he would run away to it."

"Perhaps he's already harboring thoughts of betraying his sect. This Shrek Academy might just be a pretext to attract your attention."

"This... seems to be true." Yu Xiaogang suddenly realized.

Yu Tianheng said in a deep voice, "However, we still need to make a trip to the Shrek Academy, regardless of whether it's a decoy or a trap."

"You're right. So when do we set off?" Yu Xiaogang asked.

Yu Tianheng said, "I have time anytime."

"Alright, let's go now." Yu Xiaogang thought for a moment and said, "Shall we go to Holy Soul Village first?"

He actually wanted to finish the First Trial first; he only needed seven or eight consecutive farts to pass the First Trial from the God of Farts.

It would be impolite to keep the guests waiting, so I decided to find an opportunity to pass the First Trial on the way.

Yu Tianheng had no objection.

He just wanted to finish his father's task as soon as possible and receive his father's praise.

The two bid farewell to Chao Tianxiang, left the Meng Residence, and set off for Holy Soul Village.

Yu Xiaogang sat in the carriage, took out a specially made gas mask, and handed it to Yu Tianheng. "Take this."

"Second Uncle, this is... a gift?" Yu Tianheng asked, looking puzzled.

If I'm not mistaken, this looks like a gas mask. Why would Yu Xiaogang give him this?

Yu Xiaogang looked embarrassed. "This... Tian Heng, my butt sometimes gets out of control, and the carriage is cramped, so you'd better wear this, otherwise you might get scared by me."

"Out of control?" Yu Tianheng looked puzzled as he put on his gas mask.

"Puff puff puff puff puff--"

Yu Xiaogang lifted the car curtain, stuck out his buttocks, and unleashed six Thunderous Fart in succession.

The surrounding vegetation withered instantly, and a passing rat snake fainted on the spot.

"This..." Yu Tianheng's lips twitched. So this is what "out of control" means.

Furthermore, Yu Xiaogang's buttocks glow when he farts; could this be his Martial Soul?

What kind of Martial Soul belongs to that part? It's a disgrace to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. No wonder he was expelled from the clan back then.

Yu Xiaogang blushed slightly, but tried to remain calm. "Ahem, don't be offended. I'm currently undergoing God-level Trial, and the First Trial is to release one hundred consecutive farts."

"I can see that." Yu Tianheng looked at the Succubus Mark on his forehead and nodded slightly.

Yu Xiaogang lowered his head even further.

"Ahem, Second Uncle, was that glowing thing your Martial Soul just now?" Yu Tianheng couldn't help but ask.

Yu Xiaogang sighed, "Yes, my original Martial Soul was Luo Sanpao. Although it was Trash Martial Soul, it accompanied me for more than forty years. Later, it was stolen by the traitor Tang San, so your father helped me reshape a Martial Soul called the God of Farts Eye."

"That's a Body Martial Soul. I used to think that type of Martial Soul was Trash Martial Soul, but since it was bestowed upon me by my elder brother, and the name seems to be related to the God of Farts, it must be a very strong Martial Soul."

"Looking at it this way, my previous understanding seems to have been somewhat narrow-minded. My Body Martial Soul is a divine gift, and perhaps if developed properly, its future is limitless."

Yu Tianheng: "..."

Although he knows that the potential of your Body Martial Soul is limitless, the location of your anal Martial Soul isn't very good. At most, it's connected to the intestines, so it's probably a rare exception with excellent quality.

The two remained silent the entire way.

Taking advantage of the free time, Yu Xiaogang frantically ate White Radish and finally collected a hundred consecutive farts, completing the First Trial of the God of Farts and receiving the super reward of raising his Soul Power Level to level 20.

There was nothing that could be done about it. Yu Xiaogang was too useless, his Soul Power cultivation was pitifully low, so the God of Farts had no choice but to do his best to raise his Soul Power so that it would be easier to arrange the subsequent God-level Trial.

Led by Yu Xiaogang, Yu Tianheng arrived at Holy Soul Village, only to learn from Old Jack that Tang Hao had left the village two years ago and had never returned.

Yu Xiaogang looked disappointed. "It seems Tang San isn't in Holy Soul Village. Tian Heng, could you help me hunt for my Second Soul Ring in the Star Dou Great Forest?"

Yu Tianheng sighed softly, "Alright."

"The Second Trial for the God of Farts: Go to the Star Dou Great Forest, find a Black-Furred Giant Skunk to 800 years old, and engage in Fart King Championship with it. The standard for passing the test is to defeat this skunk and absorb its Soul Ring."

In my mind, the lewd and flippant voice of the God of Farts echoed once more.