Tang San craved immortal herbs, the first Fart King Championship
What kind of Second Trial is this, that's so embarrassing...? Yu Xiaogang's face darkened, and he felt secretly distressed.
"Second Uncle, what's wrong?" Yu Tianheng noticed his expression and hurriedly asked what was wrong.
"My Second Trial is to find a Black-Furred Giant Skunk and have a farting contest with it..."
Yu Xiaogang lowered his head and recounted the contents of his God-level Trial.
Although the content of this God-level Trial was difficult to talk about, he understood that he would need the help of a stronger person to pass the Second Trial.
Because he might not be able to convince the Black-Furred Giant Skunk to compete with him in farting.
Yu Tianheng's expression was strange. After a long while, he finally sighed and said, "Alright, let's go to the Star Dou Great Forest."
Shrek Academy.
Tang San was sitting cross-legged in the wooden house cultivating when he suddenly heard the door open and close, bringing a gust of wind, and a figure was already standing in the house.
He frowned slightly, then suddenly opened his eyes, his Sleeve Arrow poised to fire. Only after seeing who it was did he breathe a sigh of relief.
"Dad, did you know I was here?"
The person who arrived was Tang Hao, his biological father.
He still looked like a down-and-out beggar; his perpetually messy hair seemed even dirtier, and his sallow face resembled a piece of old cured meat.
Tang Hao's face darkened as he said, "I've been secretly following you all along, including knowing everything about you stealing Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul."
"Xiao San, you shouldn't have attacked Yu Xiaogang so rashly. It was too impulsive. Although Yu Xiaogang was expelled from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan long ago, he is still the son of the Sect Master and the younger brother of a god. By doing this, you've essentially created the strongest enemy on the entire continent for yourself."
Tang San looked at his father and said with a wry smile, "Father, I don't want to offend Yu Xiaogang rashly unless absolutely necessary. I have my reasons."
Tang Hao said, "No matter what your difficulties are, it's unwise to put yourself in danger based solely on momentary impulse."
After Tang San made a mistake, he didn't really want to get involved, so he didn't show up for a long time.
After all, Tang San hadn't even awakened the Clear Sky Hammer, which greatly disappointed Tang Hao, who was proud of the Clear Sky Sect. Tang Hao felt that Tang San's bloodline was impure and didn't even want to acknowledge this son.
But after much deliberation, he realized that Tang San was ultimately his and Ah Shuang's child, and even for Ah Shuang's sake, he had to at least save the child's life.
Tang San thought for a moment and then confessed, "Dad, actually I'm a reincarnated person."
"Reborn? What does that mean?" Tang Hao asked, puzzled.
"I was reborn into this era from tens of thousands of years in the future," Tang San explained.
"Tens of thousands of years later?" Tang Hao's mind was filled with the thought that this kid was crazy.
Tang San said, "Father, I know you are no ordinary person. You come from the Clear Sky Sect. Because Qian Xunji killed Mother, you took me to hide in Holy Soul Village and lived a decadent life."
"This... you actually knew!" Tang Hao's pupils shrank, and he grabbed Tang San's shoulder, increasing the pressure slightly.
Tang San frowned, Tang Hao, seeing this, quickly released his grip.
Tang San then recounted some past events, most of which were based on verifiable evidence. Before long, Tang Hao gradually came to believe that the son before him was indeed from ten thousand years in the future.
"Xiao San, you said you come from ten thousand years in the future, but how could an ordinary person live that long?" Tang Hao asked with a suspicious look.
"Dad, I never said I was an ordinary person," Tang San said with a Dragon King smile, "I am God King."
"God King?" Tang Hao was shocked.
Tang San's smile remained unchanged, and he nodded slightly.
"Hiss--" Tang Hao took a deep breath and it took him a long time to process the information.
Although he didn't understand exactly what it was, he knew from the name that it was incredibly awesome.
"Unfortunately, when I returned from my rebirth, this continent had become unfamiliar. Many new forces had appeared out of nowhere, and the fates of many people had all deviated from their original paths."
Tang San rubbed his temples, looking troubled.
Given the current situation on the mainland, even he isn't very confident he can become a god.
Tang Hao didn't understand what he meant and asked suspiciously, "Xiao San, since you told me this secret, what do you want me to do?"
His decades of experience told him that his son wouldn't reveal such a shocking secret without a reason; he must have something to ask of him.
Tang San said, "Father, I would like to ask you to go to a place and find some Immortal Herb, which will be of great benefit to me."
"Immortal Herb?" Tang Hao looked puzzled.
Tang San explained, "It's medicine, but unlike ordinary medicine, consuming one or two Immortal Herb has no side effects. On the contrary, it can enhance one's Talent and potential, making it an extremely rare treasure on the continent."
"Then where should I look for it for you?"
Tang Hao's expression turned serious, and he instantly believed his son's story.
Tang San said, "Go to Sunset Forest, deep into the poisonous miasma area, where there is a spring where ice and fire coexist. I will first draw a picture of the Immortal Herb, and then write down the methods for picking and storing it."
After saying that, he sat down at the simple wooden table and began to write and draw.
Tang Hao watched him write, a worried look on his face. "What if the place you mentioned doesn't have any Immortal Herb?"
Tang San paused in his movements and said, "If the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well doesn't exist, I remember a few other locations that might also nurture immortal Immortal Herb."
Tang San then named several more locations, which Tang Hao noted down one by one.
"First Soul Skill, Thunderous Big Burn Gang!"
"Pfft pfft pfft!!"
"Puff puff puff puff!!"
Yu Xiaogang lay on the ground, his rear end touching the rear end of a Black-Furred Giant Skunk that had been suppressed by Yu Tianheng, their eyes locked, exchanging foul farts!
A tremendous impact erupted, accompanied by a pungent, foul odor, and the surrounding vegetation gradually withered.
Yu Xiaogang was sent flying by the skunk's fart and crashed into a tree trunk.
The Black-Furred Giant Skunk, suppressed by Yu Tianheng's Soul Power, had no way to avoid it and directly collided with the Thunderfire Mega-Fart released by Yu Xiaogang. Its fur stood on end and curled up, and it was instantly overwhelmed by the pungent stench.
"Ahem, Second Uncle, this skunk is about to pass out." Yu Tianheng pressed his gas mask and warned him.
"Okay." Yu Xiaogang forced himself to stand up, walked to the skunk, aimed at it, and unleashed another stinky fart.
"Puff--"
The skunk could no longer withstand Yu Xiaogang's stinky farts. It foamed at the mouth and vomited foul-smelling vomit. Its eyes rolled back and it fainted on the spot.
Yu Tianheng's lips twitched slightly, and he said in a deep voice, "Kill this skunk."
Yu Xiaogang took out a sharp dagger and stabbed the skunk to death.
Before long, a Yellow Soul Ring rose up.
Yu Xiaogang drew the Soul Ring over, held his breath, and began to absorb it.
After an unknown amount of time, the Succubus Mark on Yu Xiaogang's forehead lit up, and the lewd voice of the God of Farts echoed in his mind.
"Passed the Second Trial of the God of Farts. Reward: Soul Power Level increased by 5 levels."
"Level 26!" Yu Xiaogang opened his eyes, his face full of excitement.
He slowly stood up and looked at Yu Tianheng, "Let's go to the Shrek Academy to find that beast Tang San's whereabouts."
Damn Tang San, damn Luo Sanpao!
Yu Xiaogang can't wait to go out and take revenge!