Dai Mubai, Devoid of Common Sense: What Did Star Luo Empire and Shrek Teach Him?

Danmu: [Dai Mubai: Hehe~~ Tang Si, you even want to criticize me for this? I don't understand, it's very puzzling! Although the Grandmaster's strength is a bit low, I admit my wording was inappropriate, but that's only because I didn't know the Grandmaster's specific situation. But, you don't need to criticize me like this without even knowing the facts, do you?]

[Ma Hongjun: Boss Dai, Tianmu is deliberately targeting Shrek! Tang Si is sparing no effort to slander us.]

[Tang San: So what if Tang Si has prophetic abilities? Besides, Boss Dai wasn't entirely wrong. My Teacher may not be the strongest, but his theoretical knowledge is unparalleled! How can someone who has summarized such valuable experience be criticized?]

[Oscar: That's right, the Grandmaster's strength may be a bit weak, but his experience is indeed invaluable.]

"Pfft~~"

On the sky, Tang Si couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Dai Mubai frowned and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Tang Si said speechlessly, "I'm saying, don't you even have a little common sense?"

"???"

Dai Mubai looked completely bewildered. "What do you mean?"

"Since you asked, I'll add a few words. First, the Spirit Hall has long ago issued a decree prohibiting any Soul Master from slaughtering Soul Beast in the Soul Beast Forest! Why? For the sustainable development of Soul Beast. Second, in the wild forests, where Soul Beast are everywhere, battles, the smell of blood, firelight, and even food scraps and odors will attract other Soul Beast. Isn't this common sense? Shouldn't we be more careful?"

After saying that, Tang Si looked at Dai Mubai with a strange expression and asked, "May I ask, how did you conclude that the person who said these words was a powerful senior with valuable experience? By the way, Teacher Zhao, isn't this common sense? Am I wrong?"

"You!" Dai Mubai immediately realized what was happening, and his expression turned rather unpleasant.

Zhao Wuji's lips twitched, as if he had anticipated Tang Si's words.

Then, Zhao Wuji patted Dai Mubai on the shoulder with a wry smile and said to everyone, "Alright! Enough talk, let's rest for a while in that open space ahead. The area for thousand-year-old Soul Beast is just ahead."

Tang Si shrugged, thinking to himself: [I originally thought Dai Mubai was just mindlessly praising Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, but now it seems he's not just praising Yu Xiaogang and Tang San, he's genuinely mindless.]

The inner voice echoed, and the Different World almost burst out laughing.

Danmu: [Feng Xiaotian: Pfft, hahaha~~~ Yeah, this is common sense, okay? How did Dai Mubai come to those conclusions?]

[Xie Yue: Dai Mubai's expression doesn't look too good during the live stream.]

[Yan: Dai Mubai, come out here and tell us how you came to those conclusions. A powerful senior, valuable experience? Now tell everyone, were you wrong to criticize me?]

[Xie Yue: Where's Dai Mubai? Where's Tang San? Where's Yu Xiaogang? Come out here!]

[Huo Yu: Pfft~~ Sorry, I didn't really want to laugh, but I just couldn't help it.]

[Su Renjie: This shows just how much the education of the Star Luo Empire combined with that of Shrek Academy has turned a 15-year-old prince into. He even treats the most basic common sense as precious truth!]

[Spirit Hall Seventh Consecrator: What kind of person can they turn into? A lecherous tiger, of course.]

[Meng Shenji: Shrek Academy's teaching quality is worrying.]

[Yan: They don't even have teaching qualifications; it's a diploma mill!]

The Shrek crew was as silent as the dead, because it was a true story.

Dai Mubai really did say those words; the Shrek Seven Monsters and Zhao Wuji were witnesses to it.

Now that it's being brought up again, it suddenly dawns on me that these things seem like common sense! How can they possibly argue against that?

Are we to ask them to deny that these things never happened? But they have already acknowledged this historical fact.

The live stream continues.

The sky provides a frame, with clouds rolling and unfolding, representing the passage of time.

Immediately afterwards, the camera returned to the ground.

Xiao Wu rested on Tang Si's shoulder, while Zhu Zhuqing sat on a protruding tree root, half a meter away from Tang Si and Xiao Wu.

Three or four meters away, on the opposite side, were Zhao Wuji, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and Dai Mubai.

Ning Rongrong leaned closer, her face full of gossip, and asked, "Xiao Wu, didn't you say you wouldn't talk to Tang Si for a month?"

Xiao Wu's lips twitched. "None of your business?"

"You don't appreciate kindness! Tch~ I can't be bothered with you." Ning Rongrong rolled her eyes and went to find Zhu Zhuqing: "Hey~ Zhuqing, are you really going to be with this womanizer?"

Zhu Zhuqing remained silent, quietly eating her dry rations.

Tang Si ignored Ning Rongrong, thinking to himself: [According to the plot, I'll be meeting the unconventional, ghost-fire girl Meng Yiran, right? Ghost-fire girl... I'll examine her looks and figure face-to-face later before deciding whether to take her in. Hehehe~~~]

Danmu: [Meng Yiran: Non-mainstream? Ghost Fire Girl? Tang Si, explain yourself clearly what you mean by non-mainstream ghost fire girl! Don't just give people nicknames like that!]

[Meng Shu: Hmph~~ Tang Si may be excellent, but how can my granddaughter share a husband with another man?]

[Chao Tianxiang: Back then, my grandfather and I did indeed meet Shrek here.]

[Meng Yiran: That cunning Tang San! He stole my third Soul Ring right here! He won against me using the Hidden Weapon techniques he gained through the system's cheat code! I refuse to accept this!]

[Tang San: The Soul Ring belongs to whoever gets it first. That's the rule in the Soul Master World.]

Suddenly!

Zhao Wuji, who was still resting in the sky, suddenly stood up, looked in a certain direction, and shouted, "Get up, everyone! Something is approaching!"

"Zhu Zhuqing, go and see what it is."

Swoosh~~

Zhu Zhuqing launched herself forward and leaped up a giant tree.

Soon, after Zhu Zhuqing got a clear look, she reported, "It seems to be a flying snake, but it doesn't fly very high, only about three meters above the ground. The snake has a very large, bright red crest on its head. Its tail is quite unique, fan-shaped."

"Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent," Tang Si gave the answer in advance.

Zhao Wuji chimed in, "It is indeed Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent. This kind of Soul Beast is extremely rare, considered a top-grade Soul Beast! Let's find out the exact age of the Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent first."

The Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent was heading directly towards Shrek and his group.

As they drew closer, before Tang Si could speak, Zhao Wuji said, "Pale red wings, about seven meters long, it should be from around 1600! Oscar, this snake is perfect for you! I didn't expect to encounter such a suitable Soul Beast on my very first day in the forest."

After saying that, Zhao Wuji turned to Tang Si and said regretfully, "Tang Si, this snake is perfect for Oscar, so you should give it to him for now."

"What? This... is it related to me?"

Tang Si was stunned for a moment, not understanding.

Zhao Wuji explained, "Your Blue Silver Grass is also suitable for snake-type Soul Beast, but I think your third Soul Ring's age should be more than 1600 years, right?"

Tang Si opened his mouth, speechless, and asked, "Teacher Zhao, why does my Blue Silver Grass need a snake-type Soul Beast as its Soul Ring?"

Zhao Wuji laughed, "Hahaha~~ You don't know this, but Plant-type Soul Beast can also absorb animal-type Soul Ring. This information is recorded in a book called <The Ten Core Competencies of Martial Soul>."

Upon hearing this, Tang Si couldn't help but twitch his lips, inwardly thinking: [I initially had a decent impression of Zhao Wuji; I might even need him in the future. But he... sigh, Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird... I'll see if I can straighten out his values later. If not, then Garlic Bird.]