How Am I Supposed to Make This Up? 4K

"Yes, thank you for your hard Shingen, ANBU."

"Yes, Lord Hokage." Uchiha Shingen nodded, exchanged a glance with Uchiha Fugaku, and left.

"Wait a minute," Jiraiya suddenly said, "I haven't strolled around the village in a long time, Shingen- kun, let's go together."

"Jiraiya, you still have a meeting," Utatane Koharu somewhat impatiently. "You rarely come back, so why don't you stay here a little longer?"

"I've already written all the intelligence in here, what am I still doing here? Let's go, I still need to gather information." Jiraiya got a headache Jiraiya looking at Utatane Koharu. He took out the scroll he had prepared, along with the list of examinees he had just finished reading, and placed it on Namikaze Minato's table. Then he put his hand on Uchiha Shingen's shoulder and quickly pulled Uchiha Shingen out the door.

As the door to the Hokage's office closed behind him, Uchiha Shingen clearly heard him let out a sigh of relief.

This might not actually be acting.

"Alright, Shingen, it's been so long since we last met, shall we go somewhere to have some fun?"

"Lord Jiraiya, I'm married." Uchiha Shingen with a hint of helplessness.

"Tch... you're so boring," Jiraiya dissatisfaction. "Are you really that afraid of your wife? How could those women possibly understand the beauty of literature!"

Is that literature? I don't even want to expose you!

Well, actually Jiraiya was quite a writer. He wrote more than just "Icha Icha Paradise," but apart from "Icha Icha Paradise," all his other works were complete flops.

The difference is that Jiraiya's other books don't contain any GHS (Gender Ecstasy), only positive energy, but the Icha Icha Paradise series, although it's full of build-up, ultimately aims for GHS! It's all about erotic energy!

Then it sold like hotcakes.

A man's pleasures are available in all dimensions.

"If it's about drinking, that's fine too," Uchiha Shingen suggested as a compromise.

"Oh, that's not bad either!" Jiraiya liked gathering material, but he liked drinking even more.

After all, there may not be alcohol to drink while gathering materials, but you can gather materials while drinking.

The Toad Sage, can't be happy without wine.

"Let me make this clear first, we're drinking vegetarian food," Uchiha Shingen reminded him.

"Okay, okay, I know." Jiraiya licked his lips, asking which place in the village he loved the most.

Naturally, these were open-air baths and taverns.

The two walked out of the Hokage Building arm in arm and headed straight for the bar street.

Uchiha Shingen seriously searched for a restaurant that was highly praised by many Leaf Village Jonin was one of the gathering places for Leaf Village Jonin.

The tavern owner was quite shrewd; he simply signed a contract with Leaf Village, designating this place as the exclusive gathering place for Leaf Village's Jonin.

After completing the task, it's great to get together with friends for a drink, chat and joke around.

The Jiraiya and Uchiha Shingen entered, the room fell silent, then erupted in an uproar.

"It's Lord Jiraiya!?"

"Lord Jiraiya! Do you remember me? I fought alongside you against the Cloud Ninja, and you saved me several times!"

"Get out of the way! You only started following Lord Jiraiya when we were fighting Cloud Village? How dare you say that? I followed Lord Jiraiya when we were fighting Sand Village in the village!"

There weren't many people in the tavern at the time, but Jiraiya's arrival instantly made it lively.

The commotion quickly attracted even more Jonin the news.

The influence of the Legendary Sannin in Hidden Leaf Village is evident.

Jiraiya's chivalrous nature made him especially admired by lower-ranking ninjas. However, as time went on, those who admired him would not remain lower-ranking ninjas forever.

At this moment, Jiraiya looked at the Jonin. Although he probably thought they were all easy targets, he was clearly very happy.

At least, he's much happier than when he was in the Hokage's office.

He immediately switched into bragging mode and became one of the group.

The agreement was for the two of them to drink together, but clearly, he's now going to drink with the whole pub.

These Jonin did not all come from the same faction or interest group, but in front of Jiraiya, they were now all the same group of people.

They all followed this legendary ninja on the battlefield, watching his back as they grew to where they are today. In their ninja careers, the Legendary Sannin hold a very important place.

Uchiha Shingen found a seat and sat down, watching the scene with a smile.

"Hey, Shingen, what are you doing sitting there all alone?" Jiraiya had already started drinking, but he hadn't forgotten he had a drinking buddy. He shouted in a loud voice, "Come on, let's drink together! Wahahaha! A man can't drink alone! Come on over, let's have some fun!"

Chapter Forty-Nine: How Am I supposed to write this? (4K)

When Uchiha Shingen helped Jiraiya stagger out of the tavern, night had fallen, and the sky was dotted with stars, a beautiful sight.

In the Hokage world, Chakra technology is used, so instead of relying on fossil fuels, they directly entered the electric age using Chakra technology.

The sky in the Hokage world is very clear, but people's hearts are even more murky.

When great power is concentrated within oneself, evil thoughts are naturally amplified as well.

Saints are rare, while wicked people Earth Flow.

"Hiccup~~" Jiraiya hiccuped, his breath reeking of alcohol, yet with a hint of natural flavor...

It tastes like vegetables.

This was nothing to Uchiha Shingen had been on the battlefield twice.

He helped Jiraiya leave the shopping street. Jiraiya a legend in Leaf Village, and this legend also owned a house in Leaf Village, in the most expensive location.

However, there were no confidential documents in his house, so the village had someone specifically assigned to maintain his residence so that he could stay there whenever he returned.

After leaving the shopping street, the two passed by the park first.

Leaf Village has built many parks like this now.

"Shingen... I'll sit down for a bit." The night breeze seemed to have sobered Jiraiya, and he stopped swaying. He walked to a bench by the roadside, sat down, leaned back, and let out a comfortable sigh.

"That feels so good..."

"You can stay in the village and live this comfortably every day," Uchiha Shingen said. "You are the only remaining Legendary Sannin; no one can force you to do something you don't like."

"Hahaha, I've been wild for so many years, I just can't stop now," Jiraiya laughed. "But you, you must be under a lot of pressure, right? Don't end up like that Orochimaru kid."

When the Legendary Sannin were alive, their styles differed drastically not only on the battlefield but also in handling village affairs.

Jiraiya disliked the open and covert struggles between the Hokage Building and the ninja clans, and especially hated that his comrades, whom he could have entrusted with his life on the battlefield, had to pretend to be friendly with each other after returning to the village. So he lived a reckless and unrestrained life.

Sarutobi Hiruzen told him to keep his distance from the Uchiha Clan Uchiha Clan comrades.

Shimura Danzō said the Uchiha Clan was a threat, he immediately started hurling insults.

As a result, no one bothered him about the Uchiha Clan anymore, but he couldn't stop others, especially Shimura Danzō.

Tsunade, also known as Princess Tsunade, carries the glory of her grandfather's generation. Although she has a fiery temper, she still tries to control it and participate in the village's affairs.

Of course, she is the granddaughter of the First, and no one can or dares to let her bear the burden of the darkness of the Hokage lineage.

Thus, Orochimaru took on the burden of darkness for the Legendary Sannin.

The exceptionally talented, solitary, and proud Orochimaru embodies the darkness that plagues their group, handling it with remarkable ease.

But unknowingly, Orochimaru became the dark side of the Legendary Sannin.

By the time the partners realized this, it was too late to turn back.

"If you're unwilling to do it, Tsunade can't do it, then who will?"

Faced with Orochimaru's questioning, Jiraiya had nothing to say, and from then on, Orochimaru became even more indifferent.

When the Third Shinobi World War broke out, Tsunade, having lost her lover, also broke down.

Over the years, Jiraiya hadn't had a single good night's sleep. He felt that it was his own recklessness that forced his companions to shoulder more burdens.

The more he tries to escape, the heavier the burden becomes for his companions, until they are crushed.

He decided to take on more responsibilities. Over the years, although he was away from the village, he was a master of completing missions, taking on one dangerous S-level mission after another.

It's not exactly compensation, but it makes me feel better.

Now, whenever he sees Uchiha Shingen, he is reminded of Orochimaru.

Both are exceptionally talented and brimming with confidence, believing that all challenges are insignificant and that the situation is entirely under their control.

"I'm not quite the same as Lord Orochimaru, am I?" Uchiha Shingen said.

Jiraiya was one of the few members of the Hokage lineage who was respected by the Uchiha Clan, Jiraiya back then.

Because of this, Uchiha Shingen didn't say "that Orochimaru" but instead addressed him as "sir".

"You definitely look down on him," Jiraiya said. "Don't give me face, call him a bastard if you want."

If I call him that, you'll have to defend Orochimaru again. Can't we be honest with each other?

"Actually, that kid wasn't always like this," Jiraiya sighed. "If I had held back back then, he probably wouldn't have turned out this way..."

Whether you tolerate it or not, he'll still act that way; Friendship Face-Smashing Punch is inevitable.

"Lord Jiraiya, you've had too much to drink. Wouldn't it be better to go home and lie down?"

"Huh?" Jiraiya patted his chest. "Are you kidding me? That's all? I could use it in one pee!"

After saying that, he looked around.

This is a typical hangover syndrome – looking for a convenient place to pee.

"Lord Jiraiya, if you're going to do this, I'm leaving." Uchiha Shingen looked at him irritably.

"Hahaha, just kidding..." Jiraiya laughed heartily. "Alright, you've rested enough. I won't trouble you anymore. Just go back on your own."

He pulled himself up from the chair and even jumped up and down to show that he was in great physical condition.

"Taking you home isn't much trouble at all." Uchiha Shingen shook his head and stepped forward to help him up.

As one of the legendary Legendary Sannin, Jiraiya wouldn't have become like this from drinking; it just means that Jiraiya was drinking wasn't alcohol at all.

Uchiha Shingen used the Flying Thunder God Technique to instantly teleport there, but he estimated that Jiraiya start criticizing him after he did so.

Let's not add extra workload to the street cleaning staff.

The two walked through the park and entered the residential area.

Leaf Village's nightlife has begun, with the commercial streets brightly lit, while this area is relatively quiet.

Jiraiya's large house was already not far away.

Suddenly, Uchiha Shingen heard it.

"Shingen," Jiraiya suddenly said, "When people are hurt, they hold grudges. When they hurt others in return, they are also hated and tormented by guilt. But... it is precisely because people understand this pain that they become kinder."

"Lord Jiraiya, I will try my best to prevent this from happening."

"So... we're talking about the same thing, right?"

"Of course, people of Leaf Village don't lie to people of Leaf Village."

"The people of Leaf Village..." Jiraiya muttered to himself, then fell silent.

After that, the two Uchiha Shingen as they walked to the door of the house.

"Thanks, Shingen, you've gone to so much trouble for me today." Jiraiya finally showed his usual lazy, middle-aged man's smile, waved to Uchiha Shingen, and went inside.

Once the door closed, Uchiha Shingen activated the Flying Thunder God and returned to the clan's territory in an instant.

He first went to the Uchiha Fugaku.

It was Uchiha Itachi opened the door.

"Brother Shingen, Father has been waiting for you for a long time."

"Why are you covered in sweat? Are you training?" Uchiha Shingen looked at him. When it comes to the level of effort, Uchiha Itachi was definitely at the top of the list.

"Well, I didn't do anything this time. I thought I'd train a bit more since I had nothing else to do," Uchiha Itachi said. "Shingen- nii, you should go to the study. Father asked me earlier if you were back yet."

This time, he didn't kill a single person. Uchiha Itachi felt that he had wasted his youth extravagantly and failed to make the contributions he should have made to the village.

After all, there are so many demons and monsters outside the village, constantly coveting its prosperity. If he kills one less today, he might have ten more tomorrow!

If I didn't manage to kill anyone today, then I'll just have to train myself.

If Uchiha Shingen knew what he was thinking now, he would definitely sigh and say, "This kid is terrifyingly powerful."

So he not only didn't find it terrifying, but also thought that Uchiha Sasuke really needed to learn from his older brother.