Prehistoric: I Am the Innate Gourd Vine, Joining a Chat Group

[Primordial World + Multiverse Chat Group + Mastermind Behind the Scenes + Slow-Burn Power Fantasy]

Reborn in the Primordial World, Yang Xuan becomes the Innate Gourd Vine.

Yes, that unfortunate spiritual root growing on Mount Buzhou-the one that bears seven gourds, gets divided up among the Sages, and ultimately has its vine refined into the Human-Creation Whip.

Hongjun merges with the Dao, and lectures at the Purple Firmament Palace will begin in a hundred years.

Yang Xuan looks down at himself-

One vine. Seven flowers.

Every single one is a Gourd Brother!

Just as despair sets in-

Ding! Your invitation to the Multiverse Chat Group has arrived.

Group members: Xiao Yan, Sun Wukong, Huang Rong, and Zhang Sanfeng.

Group owner: A self-proclaimed mighty cultivator in his senior year of high school.

When Yang Xuan casually sends a wisp of innate spiritual energy, the chat goes wild.

Xiao Yan: "Holy shit! I broke through!"

Sun Wukong: "Delicious! Got any more?"

Huang Rong: "I'm sticking with this big shot from now on!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "An immortal... So this is a true immortal!"

Meanwhile, Yang Xuan gazes at his immobile vine body and reveals a knowing smile.

In a hundred years, when the lectures begin at the Purple Firmament Palace, the mightiest beings in the Primordial World will all be waiting to pluck his gourds.

But little do they know.

Behind this gourd vine stand the protagonists of countless worlds.

From that day onward, the chat group gains a Sage. The powerhouses of the multiverse all owe him karmic debts, and his gourds bloom across countless worlds.

"When I was just a gourd vine, you never took me seriously. What should you call me now?"

All living beings bow.

"We respectfully welcome the Dao Ancestor of the Primordial Origin, the Supreme Beginning, and the Wondrous Gourd Arts of the Mystic Heavens!!!"