Douluo Peerless: Storm Elf, Judge of the Gods!

After tearfully scavenging corpses, Xuanxiao finally made it to the start of the plot, snatched Electrolux's remnant soul before anyone else could, and scored a whopping five hundred thousand in one go!

He thought he was finally on the fast track to the top. Instead, things started taking a strange turn.

To Mu En: "I'm a perfectly normal human. I'm here to study at Shrek Academy."

To Yan Shaozhe: "I'm a perfectly normal human. I'm here to enroll in the Martial Soul Department."

To the Snow Empress: "I'm a perfectly normal human. I really am just here to negotiate a deal!"

But then-

The Snow Empress blushed. "I've accepted your betrothal gifts. From now on, I'm yours."

When the Ice Empress found out, she stormed right up to his door. "You even dared to steal the Snow Empress's heart? Then take me with you, too!"

Electrolux's voice drifted eerily through his mind. "Little fellow, are you sure you didn't come here to build a harem?"

[This synopsis hardly does the story justice. Please read on!]