Harry Potter: Something's Definitely Wrong with My System
Chapter 170

Christmas

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The first semester has finally come to an end. Several professors assigned a lot of homework to the students during the holidays, but no one took it seriously. They were already eager to go and have fun.

Malfoy has recently become obsessed with fishing, perfectly illustrating the saying "a poor student has a lot of stuff." His dormitory is now filled with all sorts of fishing gear, which has made the fishing tackle shop owner in Hogsmeade very wealthy. The owner of the fishing tackle shop can make a living entirely on Malfoy's shoulders.

At first, Kurama would go fishing with Malfoy Tenten, but he gradually stopped going. Young Master Malfoy didn't catch a single fish all day, leaving Kurama, who was waiting for grilled fish, hungry all day. When Kurama returned to school, the first thing he did was search the kitchen for food. His frantic hunger terrified all the House-elf, who got up in the middle of the night to cook for Kurama.

Even Mr. Filch, the old man in his fifties or sixties who was on patrol at night, was almost scared to tears. His Mrs. Norris, saw the Kurama wandering around at night and was about to arrest her, but the starving Kurama almost grabbed her and ate her. The poor little cat was so scared that she peed herself. Only then did the Kurama let go of her mouth and go to find something else to eat.

When Su Yu went on dates with several girls by the lake, he often saw Malfoy. He always appeared in unexpected places, and no one knew how he got there. Even more amazing was Goyle and Crabbe, who also managed to appear there. They didn't fish; they just did their own thing and didn't bother Malfoy. The three of them would go out and stay there all day.

Ron has been acting strangely these past few days. He told Harry that he had found Harry a dance partner, a very beautiful girl, incredibly charming, but he wouldn't say who she was, only that he wanted to give Harry a surprise. So Harry was also full of anticipation for the Christmas Ball.

Ron, on the other hand, has been acting like a madman these past few days. Every girl he meets asks him if she can be his dance partner. After word got out, all the girls stayed away from this pervert, especially those who were walking alone. They would instinctively keep their distance from Ron whenever they saw him.

A bizarre incident at Gryffindor escalated, prompting Professor McGonagall to speak privately with Ron, giving him a lecture. However, Ron always Earth Flow Professor McGonagall's office with a long face, continuing to do as he pleased. This led Ginny and Su Yu to exclaim that their silly brother was obsessed with women.

Su Yu has been quite free lately. The girls have been handling all the little things about the Christmas Ball, and they don't let Su Yu get involved. They also want to give Su Yu a surprise.

So, with nothing else to do, Su Yu joined Malfoy's fishing craze. However, unlike Malfoy, Su Yu returned to school that evening carrying a huge squid tentacle. The Slytherin students enjoyed a delicious barbecue of squid tentacles—fried, grilled, boiled, and even squid balls...

Kurama happily declared that he wanted to go fishing with Su Yu tomorrow too, saying he was far more skilled Malfoy! He caught such a huge squid tentacle on the very first day; it looked so delicious.

Su Yu just smiled and didn't say anything. Of course, he wouldn't tell the girls that he was just like Malfoy, fishing all day and catching nothing, right? He'd used two tons of corn and wheat as bait, but no fish would bite. Frustrated, he jumped in to catch fish, only to get into a fight with a squid in the Black Lake. He ended up cutting off one of its tentacles and letting it go, telling it to be careful next time. If he failed to catch any more fish, Su Yu would beat it up again.

Fred and George have recently developed a Canary Creams, which, as the name suggests, will make you grow feathers all over your body after eating it, but you will quickly return to normal.

The whole thing started when Ka-jie accidentally ate a piece that night, which greatly satisfied Su Yu's strange fetish. Fa-jie and Isolde were not to be outdone and followed suit.

This made Su Yu realize that the Weasley twins had really misused their brains, using such good stuff for pranks. So he placed a lot of orders, which allowed the Weasley twins to make a small profit.

"Su Yu, stop playing around like that. You should think about how much homework you still haven't done."

That evening, Su Yu and the others, who had been having a snowball fight all afternoon, had just returned to the common room when they heard Hermione, who was doing her homework in the Slytherin common room, giving him a lecture.

But Su Yu wasn't annoyed. She simply pinched Hermione's cheek lightly and, when Hermione wasn't looking, secretly kissed her. Hermione, her face flushed, returned to her seat, still muttering that it was okay if she didn't have to write, she could help her...

"You're such a scumbag..." Kurama jumped from Daphne's arms onto Su Yu's shoulder with disgust, mocking him.

Su Yu didn't care what Kurama said. He walked over to Daphne and casually lay down on Daphne lap. He was exhausted today. If Blaise and the others hadn't said that they couldn't see clearly and their aim wasn't very good, he could have shot all day!

On Christmas Day, the wind and snow outside the window did not stop all night. The heavy snowflakes swirled and rolled, covering Hogwarts Castle, lawns and Black Lake in a vast expanse of pure white.

Inside the dormitory, however, it was warm and cozy. The charcoal fire in the fireplace was burning brightly, with dark red flames dancing gently. Wisps of warm white steam mixed with the unique aroma of firewood drifted slowly in the air.

Su Yu slowly opened his eyes as he held Ka-jie and Fa-jie on the soft bed. His blurry vision first saw through the wall the window frame covered with thick snow. He was enveloped in the warmth of the stove fire, which dispelled the chill of the winter morning.

With beautiful women in his arms and the thick, fluffy blankets, he paused briefly, then hugged the two women in his arms even tighter; he didn't want to get out of bed.

Ka-jie and Fa-jie slowly opened their eyes, their gazes falling on the fireplace to the side, and the mountain of gifts piled up. The heat rose continuously from the firebox, making the whole room warm and cozy.

"Su Yu, it's time to get up! There are still many gifts to open today!"

Ka-jie gently nudged Su Yu, who was still pretending to sleep, like coaxing a child, but Su Yu really didn't want to get up. He had deliberately avoided looking at the pile of gifts; seeing them gave him a headache.

This is probably why girls generally enjoy unpacking packages while boys only feel overwhelmed by a pile of stuff. Su Yu felt much better lying in bed when he thought about having to unpack a bunch of "packages" as soon as he got up.

Having no other choice, the two women called Daphne over. The three women helped Su Yu unwrap the gifts while showing them to Su Yu, who was lying on the bed.

Meanwhile, Kurama eagerly awaited the opening of the Golden Legend, hoping it would be filled with nothing but snacks!

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